Buckeye B-@-tle Cry: Ohio State Fans Become Playcallers, Consultants and Doctors During Sloppy Win over Indiana

By David Regimbal on October 8, 2018 at 9:30 am
Dwayne Haskins, gathering strength before reading your tweets
Dwayne Haskins, Gathering Strength Before Reading Your Tweets | © Joe Maiorana-USA TODAY Sports
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Every week, Eleven Warriors will dive into the mentions of Ohio State's coaches and players to bring you the #HotTakes and ramblings of Buckeye Nation. This week, fans basked in the glow of Dwayne Haskins' brilliance while drawing in an uncomfortable warmth from a defensive dumpster fire.

Outside of a few uncharacteristic turnovers, Ohio State's offense did whatever it wanted as it piled up 609 yards of total offense and 49 points in a 23-point win over Indiana Saturday afternoon.

The defense had another up-and-down outing, however, giving up numerous big plays and 406 yards to a Hoosiers offense that hadn't shown much firepower to this point in the year.

Buckeye Nation took to Twitter to vent. Let's dive into the mentions.

@ Urban Meyer

Right out of the gate, Buckeye Nation was after Meyer about his defense and linebackers in particular.

Oh and then a random Florida fan showing off his ability to hold an eight-year grudge. Humanity is amazing.

Michael. I need you to log off for a minimum of 72 hours.

But on the playcalling front, a number of fans expressed anger about the number of times Dwayne Haskins ran the ball — a season high seven carries for an uninspired seven yards.

Stop running the quarterback!

Run the quarterback!

Y'all are hard to keep up with.

And now we turn our attention to those of you who don't believe Meyer is a good coach anymore.

Didn't expect posture lessons in this week's B-@-tle Cry but here we are. But the critics turned to caregivers after Meyer was seen kneeling on the sideline holding his head.

Coach, are you alright? I love tweets like this. As if Drew constantly has interactions with Meyer on Twitter and he fully expects a response. Don't stop believing.

@ Greg Schiano 

Buckeye Nation had some words for defensive coordinator after a sloppy performance.

#WellActually Ohio State doesn't rank below No. 62 in any major defensive statistical category, but facts shmacts.

Man there's a lot to unpack here. So Stumpy wants offensive coordinator Ryan Day to take over the defense in addition to his regular duties, and if not, the Buckeyes will lose to either Minnesota, Purdue or winless Nebraska. Got it.

My favorite part, however, is that he tweeted @Urban as well, who is some dude with a private account and no followers. 

@ Dwayne Haskins

What a weird birthday this dude must've had.

Dwayne Haskins, Ohio State quarterback and skin care consultant. 

Well which was it, an NFL throw or a Heisman throw? I need to know.

Haskins was playing lights.

I don't know if Rob understands what a dumpster fire represents on the Internet. It's cool though. Memes are hard.

Well he has the second-best odds in the country, so technically this is correct?

All hail the GOAT.

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