Penn State fans are known for many things around the Big Ten; however, comedy is not among them.
Still, every year, Nittany Lion fans give comedy the ol' collegiate try. This year's results went as expected, which won't stop us from laughing as we always do.
Note: This isn't a Buckeye-specific thing. Penn State fans do this every week, because they're bitter, hate-filled people.
TO THE TWEETS!
Never forget. #OhioStateHateWeek pic.twitter.com/7KKfdQ7C9B
— JuanYe West (@JenuineX) October 25, 2017
A stolen joke. Figures.
Please hold while I find Penn State playoff footage for my rebuttal...
This picture just surfaced during #OhioStateHateWeek. Need to report child abuse on my parents for putting me in this filth #WeAre pic.twitter.com/m5yjGl8DSp
— Cole Zugelder (@ColeNewtonZ) October 25, 2017
Parents, be warned: Sometimes even your best intentions go awry. Eventually your kid will make their own terrible decisions.
Just a friendly reminder that we ARE the number 2 team in the country #OhioStateHateWeek pic.twitter.com/UQEg9zhXnO
— Leah (@kkangaROOS) October 23, 2017
Ah yes, who among us doesn't love that iconic chant of, "We're No. 2! We're No. 2!" At least they got the shit part right.
How many OSU freshman does it take to change a lightbulb. None. It's a sophomore course. #ohiostatehateweek
— Nick Kmetz (@NKmetz) October 23, 2017
Gotta love ad lib jokes. Penn State is so backwards, I'm surprised they even know about electricity.
Bring it back. #OhioStateHateWeek pic.twitter.com/586MTxIA1F
— Not Kevin Durant (@IansFlowThinks) October 25, 2017
This is hilarious, and it's no coincidence it came from a Wisconsin fan.
Jt Barrett wears fake Timbs #OhioStateHateWeek
— Adam Stetzer (@ajstetzer_9) October 24, 2017
J.T. Barrett will see you in court, Aaron.
The power went out at OSU's library and fifteen students were stuck on the escalators. #ohiostatehateweek
— Nick Kmetz (@NKmetz) October 23, 2017
Poor Nate is out here copying from that book of insults every male Baby Boomer keeps by their toilet.
Ohio State wears special unis for the umpteenth time vs PSU; This time to obscure their numbers. Still not a rivalry #ohiostatehateweek
— Matthew Huderle (@mhuderle) October 23, 2017
They want to be Ohio State's rival so bad.
Emphasizing the the is merely an attempt to differentiate themselves from Akron. #OhioStateHateWeek
— Daryl Stoltzfus (@DerailPSU) October 23, 2017
CHECK THE SCHOOL CHARTER, DANE. NOW TAKE THIS GROTESQUE CRYING JORDAN CROWN WITH GRACE.
Lebron didnt go to college #OhioStateHateWeek
— Jaren (@TheRealJM12) October 27, 2017
He skipped college to become a multimillionaire at 18. Your move, Jaylen.
Urban Meyer thinks he could out draw the Waco Kid #OhioStateHateWeek #BlazingSaddles pic.twitter.com/1nGTaeWuxK
— Scott Weaver (@weavepsu) October 26, 2017
Shocking that a Penn State fan has to throw it back to 1974 for a punchline.
Urban Meyer volunteers for jury duty #OhioStateHateWeek #WeAre
— Shane Mooney (@SMooney7582) October 26, 2017
I'll leave this one to Stanley from The Office:
I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit in an air conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for...that is the life.
Boom. Roasted.
Urban Meyer puts ketchup on his well done steak #OhioStateHateWeek
— John Chaddon (@ChaddOchoCinco) October 24, 2017
Actually, this wouldn't surprise me. But the man gets paid to win championships, so he could eat out of a dumpster for all I care.
Ohio State fans say dilly dilly because they saw it in that one bud light commercial and they think its funny #OhioStateHateWeek
— Marmaduke (@sportysteve) October 23, 2017
Penn State fans seem well versed on Bud Light commercials. A true breeding ground of humor, indeed.
Glared at someone in an Ohio State tshirt because #ohiostatehateweek
— J (dot) Lo (@jennaloffredo) October 22, 2017
-then realized I'm wearing nothing PSU so I'm just a bitch.
This "rivalry" in one tweet.
Urban Meyer paints his toenails #OhioStateHateWeek #WeAre
— Shane Mooney (@SMooney7582) October 22, 2017
Shawn is going to get a good look at those toes when Meyer puts his foot up his ass tomorrow.
Ok now in all honesty who the hell woke up one morning and decided a good mascot would be a nut??? #ohiostatehateweek
— Bailey (@McNotABride) October 22, 2017
It's poisonous and almost impossible to crack, like Joe Pa's code of silence.
Legend has it Urban Meyer has Tebow's DNA and plans to clone him... which I'm sure is an NCAA violation. #OhioStateHateWeek
— MrMcCleskey (@BandDirectorOK) September 5, 2017
I think the bigger news here is Meyer has the ability to clone humans. No doubt he would start with Tim Tebow, though.
Urban Meyer doesn't finish his full course of antibiotics #OhioStateHateWeek #AntibioticResistance
— Michael Fareri (@jukelele_19) October 27, 2017
No need for junk science when you have a burly immune system like Meyer's.
Urban Meyer claps when the airplane lands #OhioStateHateWeek
— Marmaduke (@sportysteve) October 26, 2017
You ever landed a plane, Mama Duke? Then you have no idea what a marvel of science it is.
Urban Meyer orders gin at a brewery #OhioStateHateWeek
— c (@shaBoyC) October 26, 2017
I would have went with, "Urban Meyer orders Bud Light at a brewery," which again, would be 100% factual.
tuddy: come over
— Ryan Wetmore (@Wet_more) October 26, 2017
tosu: can't, nittany lions are downstairs
tuddy: just do your best
tosu: #ohiostatehateweek pic.twitter.com/QAhg2Ngis6
Using pictures from the 2005 game in Happy Valley qualifies as assault, and Ron will be hearing from my lawyer, who is also my cat, shortly.
Urban Meyer doesnt say thank you when you hold the door for him #OhioStateHateWeek
— Emily Peacock (@ecpeacock) October 26, 2017
Probably not, Erin, because he's en route to steal that next five-star recruit from right under James Franklin's nose. In Ohio, we've learned to forgive the breach of etiquette.
Also, we're strong enough to open doors ourselves.
#OhioStateHateWeek isnt what it used to be, then again, neither are the Columbus tattoo parlors after Terrelle Pryor left.
— Icelandic Soccer Fan (@leHomeDePo) October 26, 2017
A Tatgate joke. In 2017. Please stop tweeting forever.
Urban Meyer doesn't know the words to 'Don't Stop Believin' #OhioStateHateWeek
— Markus Maximus (@Kram_OtumPSU) October 26, 2017
Of course he doesn't, because it's a trash song and Meyer has quality music tastes like Sister Hazel and the Gin Blossoms.
#OhioStateHateWeek #BeatTheBuckeyes pic.twitter.com/INVRJIbQWz
— Marty (@msj41817) October 26, 2017
The last game I attended in the Horseshoe. Matty will be hearing from my lawyer, too.
#OhioStatehateweek #WeAre @PSUBarstool pic.twitter.com/kosaY5fhhR
— Cory Chatfield (@Ejectfield) October 26, 2017
Looks like a sorry-ass jack-o-lantern is right zero times a day.
Urban Meyer drinks his iced tea without ice. #OhioStateHateWeek
— AJ Cass (@TurtleCass) October 26, 2017
C'mon now, we all know Meyer drinks juice. No need for ice, either. It already runs through his veins.
Continuing the #OhioStateHateWeek. #BeatOhioState #WeAre #PennState #PSUvsOSU Lets go @PennStateFball! pic.twitter.com/2cNqVzwbT1
— Alex Smith (@smithcommaalex) October 25, 2017
One Big Ten championship is a helluva drug. Again, though, this is a stolen ad lib joke.
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about #OhioStateHateWeek pic.twitter.com/EBTsTC9jrF
— Michael Fareri (@jukelele_19) October 25, 2017
I love this, because Mickey clearly doesn't understand the meme he just deployed. The joke is she cheated on you with the guy she told you not to worry about.
He should've swapped the images. But why am I wasting my time explaining humor to a PSU fan?
Reeses Cups > Buckeyes #OhioStateHateWeek
— Jaren (@TheRealJM12) October 25, 2017
Intrinsically false.
Just the thought of someone biting string cheese makes me cringe #ohiostatehateweek pic.twitter.com/4GbpLehpk6
— maarrggss (@Maarrggss) October 25, 2017
I bite string cheese because I'm a grown ass man with shit to do.
Ohio State moms make subpar cookies #OhioStateHateWeek
— allison ghostparetti (@a_gasparetti) October 25, 2017
How dare you insult my mother's cookies, Amanda. THEY WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
If #PennState "isn't a rival" what's up with the unoriginal #Blackouttheshoe and special uniforms?? #OhioStateHateWeek
— Jackie Stare (@JStare) October 25, 2017
It's called marketing, Jasmine, and no amount of it will make Penn State a rival. It's just a big game.
Theres no place like home. Theres no place like home. Well make sure you get to stay there for the playoff #OhioStateHateWeek #WeAre https://t.co/y1rsF73eKX
— Halden (@ToplineWager) October 25, 2017
Bold talk from Hayden, the fan of a program without a playoff bid.
Never understood why they call Ohio Stadium the "shoe" looks a lot more like a bowl, a toilet bowl to be exact. #OhioStateHateWeek #WeAre pic.twitter.com/3Z9bZPQESS
— Gary John Jr (@marmo518) October 25, 2017
Come on now, Grant. Read a damn history book.
#OhioStateHateWeek pic.twitter.com/2JbZBWV5lS
— The Penn State Gay (@PSU_Gay) October 25, 2017
Just glad to see Rural Meyer is out of jail.
JT Barrett picks Wario when he plays Mario Kart #ohiostatehateweek
— Jon Neseth (@JonNeseth_) October 25, 2017
ONLY BECAUSE HE CAN'T CHOOSE WALUIGI, JAMES.
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