$38,000: The Most Expensive Fiesta Bowl StubHub Ticket

Damn, people are richer than me.

As pointed out by NBC4 reporter Dan Pearlman, the most expensive ticket to Ohio State and Clemson's Fiesta Bowl matchup is $38,000 for a midfield stadium loft.

The median household income in Ohio is $48,081, so what does $38K rent you for a six hours out in Arizona on New Year's Eve?

From azcardinals.com:

• Private VIP entrance through Club/Loft gates                                                               
• Private restroom located within the Loft

Suitors won't have to worry about competition from me. I'll enjoy my own VIP entrance and private restroom in Piqua, Ohio.