UPDATE (1:48 p.m.): This appears to be kicker Jack Willoughby's jeep. Willoughby, if you recall, is a recent graduate transfer from Duke. He attended the Lawrenceville School, and lived in Juneau, Alaska.
He's probably about to learn a lesson during Ohio State's first day of summer workouts.
UPDATE (1:35 p.m.): Thanks to some gumshoe efforts from our Eric Seger, it looks like Urban's imprisoned an Alaskan Duke fan at the WHAC:
The Lawrence School is a boarding school in New Jersey, so it looks like this wayward soul has logged some miles on that jeep.
Urban Meyer is one of — if not THE — most popular figures in the state of Ohio. As such, he gets certain perks like his own damn parking spot.
If you are not Urban Meyer, it is a bad idea to take his spot. Here's why, courtesy of running back Warren Ball:
What happens when you park in Coach Meyer's spot lol blocked in until he leaves pic.twitter.com/ujU6ufMvnX
— Warren Ball Jr. (@WarrenB_) June 15, 2015
That's in the closed parking lot at the Woody Hayes Athletic Center, so hopefully the perp doesn't have any plans this afternoon, because he's stuck for the long haul.
Ten thousand "boss points" have been awarded to Urban Meyer's column accordingly.