Braxton Miller and Ezekiel Elliott are in Hilton Head to coach at a youth football camp, but with their obligations fulfilled for the day, the Teflon Wizard is letting his hair down on social media, and the results are spectacular.
Looks about right pic.twitter.com/BswrgQ9p84
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) May 16, 2015
Zeke then hit the high seas, and reeled in a little shark like a boss, despite battling sea sickness:
But Elliott saved his best effort of the day for last; he shattered the soul of a Michigan troll like he did to Landon Collins' in the Sugar Bowl. (The tweet must be pictured to view the devastation properly.)
Michigan fans reacted like a slug showered with salt, but Elliott finished the debate with a simple thrust:
When your team can't win football games your fans resort to "you can't even get into our school"
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) May 16, 2015
I'm not sure Michigan fans would like Zeke if he gets angry, but it should be a fun one in the Big House next year regardless.
