Imagine: You're drunk at the bar (or party or whatever), and you see a star OSU quarterback (redundant, I know) hanging out in your vicinity. "Hey," you think, "there's that guy who makes all those cool touchdowns on T.V. I better go get a picture with him to prove to people I once stood next to a man more popular than myself."
Sure, whatever. It's America. YOU CAN DO THAT.
Except, plot twist, it's not an OSU star quarterback; it's wide receiver Jeff Greene. You better think quick or end up like this man:
JT the man tho pic.twitter.com/UnjSGAlq7M
— B.O.Brennan (@dbrennn) March 27, 2015
Greene is listed at 6'5" on his Ohio State bio, and Barrett is listed at 6'1", but it's not like you'd notice four inches when you're saucy. Greene was a good sport about it:
@dbrennn: JT the man tho pic.twitter.com/DJv1bCvcdz not all black guys look alike sorry bro @F_Epitropoulos
— Jeff Greene (@JGreene_8) April 6, 2015
Don't fret, lad; there's always next time.
Update (3:47 p.m.): As a man who makes mistakes every day, I can attest that this is the best way to handle them:
@dbrennn: My bad @JGreene_8, wish you and the rest of the soccer team good luck this season. @11W im done
— Jeff Greene (@JGreene_8) April 6, 2015
