Across the Twitterverse: Review of the Week's Best Tweets

By Kevin Harrish on February 5, 2016 at 2:30 pm
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You may find that work, school or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.


The most fantastic part of this is that he labeled her as "(niece)" in his phone.

You have to admire the Dolo-like dedication. 

I was unaware of this ban, but it would explain why I've seen a far more basketball players using their feet to walk to class than usual. 

Remember how Cameron Johnston committed? Neither do I. Take note, kids – silent killer.

Think long and hard about this, then check your answer at the end.

Here are my boy-band Power Rankings:

  1. Backstreet Boys
  2. One Direction
  3. NSYNC
  4. Jonas Brothers
  5. 98 Degrees

Based on this picture, my quality of life would improve immensely if I hired Meech as a personal chef.

Ohio Weather

As a Georgia native, I was quite pleased with the weather this week. It's early February and I was comfortably wearing shorts.

I feel you, Jamarco, but Ohio weather is more fickle than Drake's sports fandom.

I have yet to find a better meteorological explanation for what's been happening than the following:

Torrance Gibson made no comment.

#NeverTWeet

In this week's edition of Grown Man Tells College Student How to Live, we have David.

Stephen Collier posted a light-hearted jab at Jamarco Jones. Evidently, David hates fun.

What Mr. Yoder fails to realize is that fun and working hard are not always mutually exclusive.

Brady Taylor had a fine solution to this problem: 

Despite Taylor's helpful recommendation, David's account remains active.

This Week's Winner of Twitter

Best of luck to Kyle on his academic career. 


Solution

I know you were all dying to know the solution to Stephen Collier's math question, so I'll share. The answer is 14. 

"How did you get into College, Kevin? You're wrong. It's clearly 16."

#WellActually...

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