Across The Twitterverse: Review of the Week's Best Tweets

By Kevin Harrish on October 30, 2015 at 2:45 pm

You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.

The Buckeyes are off this week (and oddly enough, have very close to the same chance of losing as they did last week). So, the weekend will feel a little emptier than usual.

Lucky for you, we don't take weeks off here at Eleven Warriors. We have plenty of #content to help cure your bye-week blues, starting with your regularly scheduled review of the week's best tweets.

I'm scared to death to update my phone. It's already on its last leg, I'm not sure it can handle the update. The camera no longer focuses, forcing me to use my front camera for almost everything, the home button no longer works, it won't hold a charge for longer than 4 hours, it sometimes refuses to play sound, and I have to hold my charger in the perfect position for it to charge. I complained to one of my friends for moral support and all I got was "your life is a disaster." Yes. It is.

Let's just take a moment to appreciate the glory of Erick Smith's Twitter Avi.

Erick Smith's Twitter avi is unbeatable.

Question: Does this mean he's going to look more or less like a Tonka Truck?

I have a new pickup line. You just walk up and say "Hello, I think you're pretty. Are you nice?" If she says "no," you avert disaster because she's either telling the truth or she's no fun. If she says "yes," she's either telling the truth or she's at least fun enough to take on a date. There is no downside.

It took this man almost a week to decide on a movie...

Wait. Wasn't it just last week you were throwing shade to Stephen Collier for not wanting to go to a haunted house? Flip-flopping, I see.

You got Gatorade? Try it the Harbaugh way.

I'd be willing to bet he did not receive the arbitrary 100%


It's been a while, but it looks like #cornerbackscoachkerrycoombshashtags are back. I think I speak for everybody when I say we missed them dearly.

#welcomebackkerrycoombshashtags #wemissedyousomuch

Jacoby Boren Finds A Hater

After Ohio State's 49-7

I took a stroll through this guy's timeline to see what I would find. 

Apparently, this has been going on for weeks.

Perhaps the best part is this guy has 1,200 followers, but the only person favoriting these tweets is Brady Taylor – sarcastically.

Anyway, Jacoby Boren responded to his biggest fan.

I know the perfect way to settle this – jousting. Give them each a lance and a horse and we'll see who emerges victorious. It's the only way.

Kato Killed a Man

Ohio State walk on receiver had perhaps the most memorable play of the game last week, and it came without the ball in his hands.

Naturally, this got some people talking.

Kato was quick to point out that he wasn't the only one who deserved praise.

Looks like Ohio State may have found their new center, amirite Nicholas A. Kovach?

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