You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
Ohio State faces Maryland this weekend. The Terrapins have been outscored 73-6 over their past two games including a 28-0 shutout loss to Michigan in what Urban Meyer called their best performance of the season. They also have major issues at the quarterback position and from the sound of it, even bigger issues with their head coach.
What I'm saying is, Maryland is very bad at football and Ohio State should do unspeakable things to their team tomorrow.
As we await tomorrow afternoon's carnage, enjoy the this week's best tweets from around campus.
People are so excited about Halloween, but haven't we forgotten the best holiday in October? pic.twitter.com/uzN15JzlRV
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) October 9, 2015
Happy Leif Erikson Day, everybody!
— BRAXTON MILLER (@BraxtonMiller5) October 8, 2015
Something about Orange Hi C from McDonalds man
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) October 6, 2015
One day I'll make enough money to get double meat and guac at @ChipotleTweets without hesitation.
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) October 5, 2015
That's the dream, for sure.
Also, there is something I must come clean about, since this is a safe place: for as much trash as I talk about Chipotle, I've probably eaten more of it in the past two weeks than everybody who reads this combined. I, Kevin Harrish, am a hypocrite.
However, it looks like someone finally gets it:
Chipotle so over rated
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) October 9, 2015
The girl riding behind me on campus riding the sports bike should let me get a ride lol
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) October 5, 2015
Female construction workers >
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) October 9, 2015
That is oddly specific, but alright. A man has his types.
Two pet peeves:
— Joshua Edward Perry (@RIP_JEP) October 8, 2015
1. When people tell me I'm wrong when I'm actually right
— Joshua Edward Perry (@RIP_JEP) October 8, 2015
2. When people ask me a question and then refuse to believe my answer
— Joshua Edward Perry (@RIP_JEP) October 8, 2015
The chicken minis touch my soul every time.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) October 8, 2015
I fully endorse this campaign. When I'm in Georgia I eat Chick Fil A at least once a week. I'm going through withdrawals.
Happy GameDay lol #AiBreads pic.twitter.com/4hol4HtDKQ
— QB KILLA (@JayHolmes_) October 3, 2015
I should of @ @CJ12_ on the my last retweet
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) October 8, 2015
This was the retweet:
Among WRs we've charted, Ohio State's Michael Thomas has the most receptions without a drop (20) http://t.co/JQ6RRFJ5ZG
— CFB Film Room (@CFBFilmRoom) October 7, 2015
Clearly, Michael Thomas wants the ball.
Good thing I can watch every concert in Ohio on snapchat without actually attending
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) October 3, 2015
Mood after dominating an exam: pic.twitter.com/gs1pMJyI4M
— Billy Price (@b_price54) October 8, 2015
Contrary to popular belief @jjones_74 is actually a five year old.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) October 8, 2015
He's five years old, and apparently Stephen is his dad:
Every time I pick @jjones_74's up from baes house it takes 3 hours for him to come outside.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) October 7, 2015
Waiting for the guy at Chipotle to finish making 4 online orders so you can order like pic.twitter.com/SkHDwGBxx6
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) October 6, 2015
— Nick Conner42 (@NickConner11) October 7, 2015
Nick Conner is optimistic about his injury.
Nacho Libre .... Top 5 worst movies of all time.
— Raekwon McMillan (@Kwon_daTRUTH) October 5, 2015
Everyone's Man Crush Monday pic.twitter.com/a4n4wosYII
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) October 5, 2015
@Sean4Heisman1 "no partial credit will be given"
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) October 8, 2015
There is an Ohio State accounting professor named Marc Smith, and his exams are the bane of my existence. He's a wonderful professor, but his exams are unkind to me.
Also, I have an online quiz due tonight that I haven't exactly started yet. Prayers up.
(Marc, if you're reading this, I'm just playing. It's been done for days. Probably.)
@TDeck68 add in a couple uptempo drives ... Slobs worst nightmare
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) October 2, 2015
#MarylandCrabcakes pic.twitter.com/TMMBywaY7z
— Kam Williams (@kd__will) October 4, 2015
The best thing to come out of the state of Maryland.
— Jerome Baker Jr. (@Lastname_Baker) October 8, 2015
@Lastname_Baker pic.twitter.com/94murjV72C
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) October 8, 2015
@Sean4Heisman1 @markpantoni investigation into how he finds this stuff currently in progress #canthideanythingfromhim #kingofsocialmedia
— Cameron Johnston (@Cam_Johnston) October 8, 2015
Speaking of Mark Pantoni...
Mark Pantoni's birthday
Today is Ohio State director of player personnel Mark Panoni's birthday. Traditionally, he's the king of happy birthday tweets
Mood pic.twitter.com/kjY3jJmRTC
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) October 9, 2015
@K_Bergs thanks
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) October 9, 2015
Happy bday to the only guy on the #Buckeyes staff who could pull off pants like these if he wanted! @markpantoni pic.twitter.com/zd5Jmp3d6n
— Matt Finkes (@MattFinkes) October 9, 2015
Happy Birthday S/O to The Best Damn Director of Player Personnel & my friend @markpantoni! #Swaggernaut
— Samuel Silverman (@SammySilv) October 9, 2015
Dontre wilson needs tech support
Dontre Wilson is a burner on the football field, but if you have any tech questions he's certainly not your guy.
how do I connect my xbox1 to the wifi?
— Dontre Wilson (@treydayy_) September 30, 2015
Note the date.
Now, roughly a week later...
my xbox still won't connect to wifi
— Dontre Wilson (@treydayy_) October 5, 2015
He still can't get it, and he's not happy about it.
im real life hot over here tho.. i cant okay my call of duty or watch my movies man
— Dontre Wilson (@treydayy_) October 6, 2015
The thing is, I feel like the Xbox One is fairly user friendly. He should be able to figure this out. Alas, we all have our shortcomings. Some of us can't run a sub 4.5 40-yard dash, others can't connect their gaming consoles to the interweb.
This week's winner of twitter
I owe the slobs Hyde park About to have to pull out a student loan for this dinner bill
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) October 4, 2015
Follow Friday:
- Sammy Silverman @SammySilv Sammy is a graphic designer for the Ohio State football team. He either creates or oversees nearly every graphic that's put out by Ohio State. He's certainly worth a follow.
- Jonathan Stephanson @All22ChalkTalk Jonathan is our newest contributor here at Eleven Warriors. He'll be providing excellent film breakdowns like this. He's a high school football coach who certainly knows his X's and O's, and he's passionate about what he does. Give him a follow and check out his articles.
