Across The Twitterverse: Review of the Week's Best Tweets

By Kevin Harrish on October 9, 2015 at 2:45 pm

You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.

Ohio State faces Maryland this weekend. The Terrapins have been outscored 73-6 over their past two games including a 28-0 shutout loss to Michigan in what Urban Meyer called their best performance of the season. They also have major issues at the quarterback position and from the sound of it, even bigger issues with their head coach.

What I'm saying is, Maryland is very bad at football and Ohio State should do unspeakable things to their team tomorrow.

As we await tomorrow afternoon's carnage, enjoy the this week's best tweets from around campus.

Happy Leif Erikson Day, everybody!

That's the dream, for sure.

Also, there is something I must come clean about, since this is a safe place: for as much trash as I talk about Chipotle, I've probably eaten more of it in the past two weeks than everybody who reads this combined. I, Kevin Harrish, am a hypocrite.

However, it looks like someone finally gets it:

That is oddly specific, but alright. A man has his types.

I fully endorse this campaign. When I'm in Georgia I eat Chick Fil A at least once a week. I'm going through withdrawals.

This was the retweet:

Clearly, Michael Thomas wants the ball.

He's five years old, and apparently Stephen is his dad:

Nick Conner is optimistic about his injury.

There is an Ohio State accounting professor named Marc Smith, and his exams are the bane of my existence. He's a wonderful professor, but his exams are unkind to me.

Also, I have an online quiz due tonight that I haven't exactly started yet. Prayers up.

(Marc, if you're reading this, I'm just playing. It's been done for days. Probably.)

The best thing to come out of the state of Maryland. 

Speaking of Mark Pantoni...

Mark Pantoni's birthday

Today is Ohio State director of player personnel Mark Panoni's birthday. Traditionally, he's the king of happy birthday tweets 

Dontre wilson needs tech support

Dontre Wilson is a burner on the football field, but if you have any tech questions he's certainly not your guy.

Note the date.

Now, roughly a week later...

He still can't get it, and he's not happy about it.

The thing is, I feel like the Xbox One is fairly user friendly. He should be able to figure this out. Alas, we all have our shortcomings. Some of us can't run a sub 4.5 40-yard dash, others can't connect their gaming consoles to the interweb.

This week's winner of twitter

Follow Friday:

  • Sammy Silverman @SammySilv Sammy is a graphic designer for the Ohio State football team. He either creates or oversees nearly every graphic that's put out by Ohio State. He's certainly worth a follow.
  • Jonathan Stephanson @All22ChalkTalk Jonathan is our newest contributor here at Eleven Warriors. He'll be providing excellent film breakdowns like this. He's a high school football coach who certainly knows his X's and O's, and he's passionate about what he does. Give him a follow  and check out his articles. 
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