You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
Big Ten Media Days are in session, suspensions are announced, and Urban Meyer isn't telling you nothin'. Ahhhh, it smells like football season. However, we're not quite there yet. We still have about a month to go. So, how about I give you some fire Tweets to entertain you until then. Yes? Okay.
We'll start off with a tweet that should shock nobody...
I need chipotle in my life right about now
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) July 31, 2015
Alright. Chipotle is good, I get it. But Cardale — please please please just TRY something else. Bibibop, Piada, Penn Station...? Hell, have you ever had McDonald's?
ITS COOL THOUGH CAUSE I SNUCK IN BAE pic.twitter.com/0TlCucZwoN
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) July 27, 2015
I decided to make a position switch https://t.co/x5PkRetrkU
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) July 27, 2015
(In regards to his avi)
By far the best #BackToBack Meme I have seen... pic.twitter.com/DXva6bfUwy
— Zach Smith #Zone6 (@CoachZachSmith) July 29, 2015
Aside: There were literally hundreds of tweets I could have put on here regarding Meek vs. Drake, but based on the age demographic of this particular website, I decided against it. This is all you get.
(Yeah, I just called you all old. Come at me)
@jjones_74 what we feel like vs what we actually look like for team run pic.twitter.com/uUV0bxc7sZ
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) July 30, 2015
Beats his conditioning test by 10 seconds and @Sean4Heisman1 is thinking about trials for the next Olympics! #Rio2016
— Cameron Johnston (@Cam_Johnston) July 26, 2015
I hate when people take my seat in class like I don't sit there every day
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) July 24, 2015
There's a solid chance the people who do this don't come to class regularly enough to know you sit there every day. On behalf of all of us, I do apologize Jamarco.
Some girls in the world missed their calling. The way they investigate & find out where their man is at. Could be Lead Detective right now..
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) July 28, 2015
Give me your funniest caption pic.twitter.com/mJWuczs1CL
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) July 29, 2015
Aaaaaaand Jeff Greene won.
@EzekielElliott when she say I'm pregnant but you find out it's not yours
— Jeff Greene (@JGreene_8) July 29, 2015
@OSUCoachHinton is READY for his #MockProDay - Don't ask your players to do something you wouldn't!! pic.twitter.com/VC0xUJmNNB
— Zach Smith #Zone6 (@CoachZachSmith) July 30, 2015
Group projects are really like a punishment. The only group project I've ever enjoyed is on Saturdays with my fellow #slobs
— Taylor Decker (@TDeck68) July 29, 2015
True story: My first ever group project in college went fabulously. We all arranged to meet up at the library and when we got there one girl said "I had time over the weekend, so I just went ahead and did the project myself. Can you guys just sign the rubric?" Shoutout to Sophia. I'll never forget you.
Craig Fada - "dude I love arm day cause I always look huge when I'm going to class. It's called #gains baby"
— Joe Burger (@jburgs37) July 30, 2015
Our 40's may not be sub 5.0, but that doesn't mean we're not the best grinders on the team pic.twitter.com/ore5rXQIs3
— OSU Specialists (@BuckSpecialists) July 29, 2015
Forget about all the other hype and highlight videos put out by Ohio State. This one tops the list. It will never be beaten.
Buckeye Nation welcome Ace to the family pic.twitter.com/1GEGEssBkQ
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) July 30, 2015
@OsuCoachCoombs No one was waiting for it.... You're late to the party!! #Fail pic.twitter.com/5eK5uz0vzn
— Zach Smith #Zone6 (@CoachZachSmith) July 27, 2015
dolodale in wwe?
If football doesn't work out, Irondale might have a promising career in WWE (as well as few sweet nicknames to choose from).
DOOOOOOOO HEEEEMMMMMM!!! @CJ12_ pic.twitter.com/fOH7qbSX6X
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) July 26, 2015
"Hold up wait a minute! Yall thought he was FINISHED!" @CJ12_ pic.twitter.com/hatxoECAV6
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) July 27, 2015
And it looks like he already has an agent lined up.
@CBSSportsDesk @CJ12_ my client and I would like to know what will u be saying with it?
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) July 27, 2015
best fans in the land
Congrats to Virginia Tech voted as the best college fan base in America pic.twitter.com/LWKgNFZJnX
— NCAAF Recruiting (@SportsEqualLove) July 30, 2015
This was Tweeted from a rather random account, and a few Ohio State players were unamused.
@SportsEqualLove: Congrats to Virginia Tech voted as the best college fan base in America pic.twitter.com/4lFvmOH38w
— Majin (@majiiinbuu) July 31, 2015
They got be talking bout South America https://t.co/SIzAqo2Jqw
— Black Mamba (@JayHolmes_) July 31, 2015
Don't worry guys! It was a completely accurate poll.
@VETTXEV @majiiinbuu Why would it not be for real? Twitter voted for a week on it
— NCAAF Recruiting (@SportsEqualLove) July 31, 2015
If Twitter voted for a week, then that must be it... Sorry Buckeye fans. Guess we just gotta take the L on this one.
zeke fights the good fight
CampusParc vs Ohio State Football
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) July 28, 2015
Campus park just got me for 200 last week. Wat is this?
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) July 28, 2015
My whole scholarship check goes to CampusParc...
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) July 28, 2015
CampusParc is a blood sucking parasite of an otherwise beautiful school. They are easily in the top-5 worst things about Ohio State. Zeke, I don't think you can win this battle, but you have a much better chance than I do. Lead on, Teflon Wizard. You have my sword.
this week's winner of twitter
Somebody asked me "Hey TP you ever getting married?" My response "I didn't even take a knee at the end of the Sugar Bowl" lol
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) July 29, 2015
Follow Friday:
Ryan Ginn: @RyanGinnBSB Ryan provides wonderful coverage of a number of different Buckeye sports (don't worry, football is one of them). He is also occasionally good at twitter dot com and you should probably follow him. Also, he likes gumbo (I assume). I give him a solid 7.89/10. Would recommend.
Zach Smith: @CoachZachSmith
