Pour one out for me boys, have to miss the game this weekend because this dip shit of a friend I have decided this was a great weekend to get married.

The worst part (besides the fact that I was going to go to the game) is that he is a huge Ohio State fan as well, with tickets to this game.

On an unrelated note, what's the best way to tell a friend that you hate them and don't want to be friends anymore while being as hurtful as possible?