This guy...

How do you make this statement about Woody and OSU "He was my idol as a kid. We used to get our heads stomped on by Woody Hayes (when Gruden's father, Jim, was an assistant at Indiana), but I love the fight song and I'm proud to be a Buckeye." Then claim 

your dream job is to be the head coach at mishitgan??? This guy is as bi-polar as the weather here in Houston. Get bent jonnie, your head will explode on the sideline when you play Ohio State if you take that job.

http://www.foxsports.com/ohio/story/jon-gruden-secretly-a-michigan-man-1...