This might be the dumbest set of questions ever asked here, but where else would I ask? So, I am going for the game for the first time to Ohio stadium and here they go:

Where would I park my vehicle around the stadium for an affordable and a safe place?

If its too much trouble, I might take the COTA bus. Will the buses ply the normal route and hours?

I am planning to attend the dubgate for a good cause and get boozed up a bit, but if I need to, can I take shot or two of liquor inside. Will the security frisk you at the entrance? I don't abuse and not trying to be a moron, but a night game with a bit of intoxication adds to the atmosphere.

How bad will the traffic be getting out?

I searched for a game day guide at the forums and couldn't come across one, may be the admins can stick a guide at the top during the season.

Thank you for your details.