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Michigan - Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda

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ISurvivedTheCooperEra's picture
June 16, 2020 at 10:54am

Well folks, the jig is up.

David Terrell; former UM receiver has discovered our dastardly plan to prevent that team up North from securing their first undisputed National Championship since the Truman era... way back in the early 2000's

How did we succeed in pulling off such a coup?

"Sometimes I wish that George Steinbrenner didn't go to Ohio State and wasn't trying to steal Drew Henson from us, because George was for sure trying to just take Drew away from Michigan so Ohio State could start winning the game.”


Now that's some next level conspiracy shit right there. I mean, it wasn't like old Georgie boy wasn't in the middle of winning multiple Championships with his Yankees, and had time on his hands to plot the demise of a team which produced one of the Greatest SS ever, who just happened to play on his team.... oh, yeah

Now we all know UM has won every single September Heisman since, oh I don't know... FOREVER; but it's also nice to know that we can hop into Mr. Peabody's wayback machine and KNOW that a Heisman, and Biletnikoff were there to be had... if only George would have left Drew alone, and Dave didn't have adult responsibilities:

“Drew Henson would have been the No. 1 (NFL Draft) pick and David Terrell might have been No. 2. If we came back, oh, for sure, might have a Heisman. We might have had Drew and David Terrell up for the Heisman. I for sure would have had a Biletnikoff Award. …"

 Folks, we've met the Deep State... and they are Us... 

Thanks for the laugh Dave... I needed it today

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