Following up yesterday's awesome thread with a banter thread for today. 

1) I commented yesterday that I had Chipotle for lunch on Tuesday and that I had yet to get the black plague.  My wife who didn't have Chipotle with me spent all last night with the porcelain lady.  My wife doesn't like Chipotle.  #Karma

2) I once hosted a Chipotle challenge at my house and had 3 friends compete.  Two out of three finished the required burritos (3) in under a half hour.  The other guy who may have led the way in smack talk couldn't find his way to the end of #2.

3) My awesome wife (Chipotle feelings aside) got me a bourbon advent calendar for Christmas.  I believe the calendar has been posted on this site before.  I'm trying to decide the best way to devour it.  I'm not sure I can let this thing sit until next December.  Any suggestions?

4) I'm at work today so shout out to all those poor souls who are feeling this same pain today.

5) Good luck to MENSA, Smooth Jazz and the Coooougs today.