This week kicks off a new feature on the 11W Forums - The Weakly Limerick Contest.  (Weakly because I suspect some of the entries will be weak, please prove me wrong.)  To refresh, a limerick is a five-line poem.  The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other and have three beats.  The third and fourth lines rhyme and have two beats.

The Rules:  Regular 11W guidelines.

The Prize:  Bragging rights.  The winner is determined by upvotes.

I'll go first:

So next in the '15 campaign,

The Bucks are to visit Champaign.

What the home team will feel

Will truly be real

Believe me, it will not be sham pain.