I saw Julia Collins back on Jeopardy tonight (winning-est woman of all time) and no, most of her wins don't pre-date WWII! I developed a lust for her over the Summer and  tonight the flames were re-kindled. She's hot, sexy, and smart. I could care less about the $$$!

I know she's on the plus side and you people lambasted me for it to no end, but:

A. I'm a GROWN man.

B. I know SEXY when I see it.

Truth is, the older I get, the more attracted to bigger women I get. So if you're reading this right now Julia, I'd like to take you on a date. I know a nice little LOUNGE in N.E. Ohio where we can chill out...