...kidding.

Had to share a couple Ramzy gems:

GRRR OSCAR TWEETS IN MY TWITTER FEED FOR A WHOLE NIGHT IS SO LAME - bros who will tweet balls & strikes every day for the next eight months
— Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) March 3, 2014

FUN OSCARS FACT: You consumed more food this weekend than every female presenter ate this entire week, combined.
— Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) March 3, 2014

Bad Grandpa is nominated for an Oscar. It was shot mostly in Ohio & its penultimate scene is a striptease at a child's pageant. Please win.
— Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) March 3, 2014