Kenny Guiton Joins Arena League's LA KISS

By Ramzy Nasrallah on June 3, 2014 at 7:43p
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The LA KISS have been assigned former Ohio State quarterback Kenny Guiton, the League office announced todayThe Kiss could certainly use Guiton's help, as they're currently on a seven game losing skid.

Kenny G left Buffalo Bills rookie camp last month looking to start his professional football career somewhere. The hero of the Improbable Purdue Comeback of 2012 and Destroyer (note: Deliberate KISS pun) of Florida A&M will be looking to do just that in the Arena League this season.

The KISS plays in the West Division of the National Conference of the Arena Football League and is owned by Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley (top left, bottom right in the photo above) as well as their manager Doc McGhee. They play in Anaheim's Honda Center when the Mighty Ducks aren't busy using it for hockey.

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Hovenaut's picture

God of Sweet Jazz, and Backup Role...

(Sorry, I wish KG all the best...God of Thunder immediately came to mind)

I am not very smart, but I recognize that I am not very smart.

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ohiowhitesnake's picture

I'm more of a Smooth Jazz fan than I am a KISS fan. Best of luck kid.

Groveport Heisman's picture

Hopefully he can make a nice living doing what he enjoys. #Winning

Mark my words..I don't need acceptance. I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians.

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Chief B1G Dump's picture

Now he's at least got a leg up on George Whitfield...

a $30k a year arena league salary is going to be tough to live on in LA, especially with a child. But this will be a good resume builder if for some odd reason Kenny doesn't pan out to make the next Kurt Warner jump from arena to NFL super bowler. 

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Ethos's picture

zing!

"I spent 90 percent of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted." - George Best

Michael Citro's picture

This might be the greatest story on 11W since the one that reported Urban's hiring.

Buck Commander's picture

Good luck Kenny........Doctor Love

Every time I set my DVR to record Biggest Loser......It always records Wolverine Football Games!

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theopulas's picture

did Kurt Warner play arena ball....?

Theopulas

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BGBOY's picture

Yup. Iowa Barnstormers.

 

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

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osubuckeye4life's picture

Prior to that he was bagging groceries at a supermarket in Cedar Falls. 

CentralFloridaBuckeye's picture

Rock on!  Kenny G will lead KISS to many wins!!

Go Bucks!

jBarnes's picture

Congrats Kenny G!  This would be great just to hang with Gene, Paul, Ace, Peter and the gang.  Kiss was my first concert back in 1977 (open seating insanity back then before the Who concert in Cincy put an end to it) standing right in front of Gene shouting out loud.  Rock on Kenny, Go Bucks!

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”  ― Douglas Adams

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BuckeyePoetLaureate's picture

Well, I certainly HOPE that he's hanging out with "Gene, Paul, Ace, Peter and the gang," but it's my understanding that Ace and Peter aren't exactly welcome. 

Congrats on seeing KISS live in their prime.  My Dad told me he shot some photos at one of their concerts...and the members were 1/4-inch tall blobs in the pictures.  =)   The band certainly deserves their place in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

And I OBVIOUSLY wish the best for Kenny G.  He's one of my favorite Buckeyes...very good young man...lights-out on the field...dealt with adversity in a positive manner...what else could you want?

Proud alumnus of the Ohio State Creative Writing MFA Program.  Creator of the writing craft site Great Writers Steal.

ISURVIVEDCOOPER's picture

I'm kinda twisted about this... Was hoping to see him go onto greater heights, but I'm not one to judge.  The world is a better place to even have Kenny in it.  

Ramzy, on an unrelated note, come on over the river to Manhattan so that I can treat you to some bourbon or scotch and a nice Cuban.

"I don't apologize for anything.  When I make a mistake, I take the blame and go on from there." - Woody Hayes

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Ramzy Nasrallah's picture

In LA this weekend and out of the country for a month after that. But that's the sexiest invitation I've received all day. Soon.

BuckeyeinSavannah's picture

Sexy huh...how about some Highland Mist and Ron Mexicos????  

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Unky Buck's picture

Are you sure the "Cubans" weren't rolled by Dominicans?

 

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ISURVIVEDCOOPER's picture

LOL - that was a great episode, and yea, of course they were uh rolled by the uh Dominicans. ;)

"I don't apologize for anything.  When I make a mistake, I take the blame and go on from there." - Woody Hayes

Crimson's picture

Congrats to Kenny!  I hoped he would land a backup job in the NFL, but I hope he enjoys what he does in the AFL or eventually coaching.

sharks's picture

Lick it up

Lick it up

Ahhhhh ahhhhh yeah

(Nothing to do with anything, except my favorite Kiss song).

The postgame show is brought to you by... Christ, I can't find it. The hell with it...

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AngryWoody's picture

Why did KG get rid of his twitter? I wanted to send him an "atta-boy"

Our Honor Defend!

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Adam21's picture

Just to give people some info on this, I used to work for an AFL team, and still follow the league when I can. 

This is the first year for the LA Kiss. The majority of AFL contracts are 1 year contracts, so they very well could have put together a decent team; however, they do not have a good team at all. They do; however, have the AFL version of the mix between Brett Favre and Vinny Testaverde in a guy by the name of Aaron Garcia. He is 43 that is one of the better QB's of the league, but has also has probably played for more AFL teams than he hasn't. Garcia has played only in a couple games after being traded for, and he has absolutely been destroyed due to having a terrible OL in front of him. Not something I want Kenny G walking into. Also, this QB has a reputation of being a prima donna and only willing to play for cash under the table. So, unfortunately, I do not see Kenny starting in front of Garcia. 

I could go on about the league, but don't want to bore anybody. However; I personally think going back to tOSU, taking grad classes and being a grad assistant would be a much better decision for Guiton. If anybody has any questions on the league, team, etc. I'd definitely be willing to answer.

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Chief B1G Dump's picture

Craziest sex/drugs/party/wigout stories from the AFL?

IGotAWoody's picture

Signing Kenny could mean that they're tired of Garcia's act and ready to try someone different.

 - License to kill gophers (wolverines, badgers, etc) by the government of the United Nations

Adam21's picture

Possibly, but I doubt it because the Kiss just traded for Garcia. He has also only played in only two games, so I imagine it'll take longer for them to get tired. They wouldn't be the first to get tired of him.

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IGotAWoody's picture

Thanks for the inside info, Adam!

 - License to kill gophers (wolverines, badgers, etc) by the government of the United Nations

BuckDiego's picture

Well this is bittersweet.  On the one hand, I'm happy that Kenny landed a job in professional football.  He deserves it.  On the other hand, this Kiss organization is being run by a douchebag of Biblical proportions.  I had the misfortune of working with him for 3 years and he's, quite literally, one of the worst human beings to grace this Earth.  I wish Kenny the best.  Can't say the same for this organization.

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BuckeyePoetLaureate's picture

I dunno if you're referring to Gene Simmons, but one of the happiest afternoons of my life was spent listening live to his interview on Fresh Air.  (Yes, I know that's sad.)  While I certainly don't agree with Gene's comments, boy, do I love that he said lots of interesting things.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXMpo6rrUcI
 

Proud alumnus of the Ohio State Creative Writing MFA Program.  Creator of the writing craft site Great Writers Steal.

Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

He probably means Doc McGhee.

BuckDiego's picture

I'm not referring to Gene or Doc.  

stonybull's picture

Is it just me or does the photo-shopped hair make KG look like Venus Williams?

 

What a long strange trip it's been

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Young_Turk's picture

His salary will be 30K, plus several trips to the Playboy Mansion.  If this grotto's a rockin, don't come a knockin.

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FROMTHE18's picture

The LA Smooth Jazz. Glad to see he is getting a shot a professional football, no matter what the league/format is. 

ToledoMan's picture

Ooh, 'cause everybody else is here
Yes, everybody else is here
Everybody else is here
Watchin' you

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Watchin'-You-lyrics-Kiss/276DB5E41B3B2AE948256A8B000384F1

 

Good luck Kenny G.

D-Day0043's picture

You too, Smooth Jazz, are part of the Kiss Army. 

I am D-Day0043 and I approve this message.

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BucksfanXC's picture

=w=

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.”  - Woody

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daveyt11's picture

Thats great for him..as a former high school football player, it must be kind of fun for him to bounce around and get paid to play ball, even if he is just a practice player. He always has a degree from OSU to fall back on. Enjoy life KG

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Phillips.449's picture

I just might get myself an LA KISS Jersey.  Please stock 'em in the Dry goods store!

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I_Run_The_Dave's picture

Will Kenny G's new official drink be Dr. Pepper Cherry?  I heard it has a "smooth" flavor...

mtgerken's picture

Probably one of the best videos Ive seen! Im gonna miss Kenny G

"Because I couldn't go for three!"