Malcolm Jenkins Makes Mother's Day Joke Idiots Don't Understand

By DJ Byrnes on May 11, 2014 at 11:52a

Former Ohio State cornerback (and current Eagles safety) Malcolm Jenkins is a quality footballer, but he's an even better human being. Today, he brought in Mother's Day by tweeting this:

For the record, that's Malcolm's wife, Morrisa, in all those pictures above. Let's cut to the some of the reactions:

And my personal favorite, although I think this guy got the joke:

EAGLES4LIFE, indeed. Happy Mother's Day, everyone.

H/T: Deadspin


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JFKBuckeye's picture

I attribute this to people to being blind because CLEARLY that is the same woman in all 5 pictures. I would also say that people who didn't understand have a poor sense of humor.

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Killer nuts's picture

Malcolm for the win

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Chief B1G Dump's picture

Malcolm in the middle...

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southbymidwest's picture

Very clever, Mr. Jenkins!

And how people couldn't figure out that those pictures were all of his wife is beyond me. I wish I could look that good after having 5 kids!


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Colerain 2004 G.O.A.T.'s picture

Typical Philly fans. They love their sports despite lacking in almost every other area. I think I would fit in just fine there.

I speak the truth but I guess that's a foreign language to yall.~~Lil Wayne

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route4buckeye's picture

People are fucking idiots. The sarcasm and humor recognition in this country is TURRIBLE.

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FROMTHE18's picture

Darwin Awards need to be a real thing. 

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bukyze's picture

The dumbing of America continues it's rampage.

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M Man's picture

I keep saying that Malcolm Jenkins was my favorite Buckeye from the Tressel era and I've never regretted it.

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Brilliant trolling of the internet :)

"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest Civil War analogy EVER.

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buckeyedude's picture

You just got played, suckas.



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sivaDavis's picture

Never knock the hustle of MJ. One of my favorite Buckeyes.



"I've had smarter people around me all my life, but I haven't run into one yet that can outwork me. And if they can't outwork you, then smarts aren't going to do them much good." - Woody Hayes

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Homey1970's picture

Look at that SEC speed!

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Homey1970's picture

CENTRALFLORIDABUCKEYE stated: "Some people comment on things way too fast."

Zimmy07's picture

He made up at least 20 yards on the guy in 50 yards.  That is amazing.

You can't spell chump without UM's picture

Twitter. Showing off people's ignorance since 2006.

Brady Hoke ate my comment

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Crimson's picture

These people: putting the twit in twitter since 2006.

poop's picture

I've never seen his wife before but she's extremely beautiful. Malcolm wins.

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dubjayfootball90's picture

EaglesGirl is an idiot

You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.

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ScarletandGray's picture

Wow, I wonder how much child support is every month?

RDS welcome to Steeler Nation

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ScarletandGray's picture

Uhhh why didn't the sarcasm font show up?

RDS welcome to Steeler Nation

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bukyze's picture

Antonio Cromartie is not amused.

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German Buckeye's picture

Well normal people would have gotten your sarcasm without it.

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CentralFloridaBuckeye's picture

Some people comment on things way too fast.  Don't stop to think.  Great post Malcolm!  Best of luck to you in Philly.

Go Bucks!!

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Some people comment on things way too fast.  Don't stop to think. 

The internet in a nutshell.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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thatlillefty's picture

to be fair, i think his wife was confused as well. she replied with '?'

thatlillefty's picture

nvm, that was in response to someone else's comment

Barnsey69's picture

Love the beard, love the go Malcolm!

Thank the Maker that I was born in Ohio, cradle of coaches, US Presidents, confederate-stomping Generals, and home of The Ohio State University Football Buckeyes- 2014 UNDISPUTED National Champions!

Squirrel Master's picture

I went past the pictures to read the tweet first. At first I was like is this guy nuts, but then I went back to look at the pictures and by the time I got to the 3rd pictures I was like "these women look the same".

so it took me a sec, but yeah people are dumb!


I saw a UFO told me to have a goodyear!

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Zimmy07's picture

Work Mom, Date Night Mom, Church Mom, Vacation Mom, & Club Mom!

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Jack Fu's picture

Jesus Christ, people are stupid.

BucksFan2000's picture

Someone was probably thinking, "why does he keep knocking up different women anyway, they all look the same."

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DoubleB's picture

That Malcolm sure had a "type."


Xenia_Buckeye's picture

I see what he did there....kudos to you sir!