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Which Ohio State captain would you rather have a beer with?

Zach Boren
26% (293 votes)
Garrett Goebel
6% (67 votes)
Jordan Hall
5% (57 votes)
Etienne Sabino
2% (26 votes)
John Simon
60% (671 votes)
Total Votes: 1114


DefendOhio's picture

I chose Boren just because the guy has such an interesting story. Mom and dad went to UM, so did bother. Justin was raised a UM fan as well. Interesting to make a total 180. 

faux_maestro's picture

This was my reason for voting Boren, but it would only work if I could hear the inside scoop on what actually happened with Justin/RichRod/LLLLLLoyd Carr.

Your mom told me she wants a Dicken Cidar.

Conroy's picture

Hall because I want to know HOW DEEP IT WENT

Buckeyejason's picture



RBuck's picture

Simon because he wears flannel shirts.

Long live the southend.

DetroitBuckeye's picture

Most definitely Zach Boren, obviously Simon will get more votes because well he's John simon.  Still though from a personality perspective definitely Zach Boren, he seems like outside of football he would be the most ordinary out of all of them.

Bucksfan's picture

I voted Simon, because he probably drops shots of Jim Beam into his beers.  Let the night of trouble begin!

osubuckeye4life's picture

Simon because he is a destroyer of worlds. 
Honorable mention to Boren cause he'd definitely have your back if a fight broke out. 

buckz4evr's picture

Boren because Simon would probably be drinking "juice" and might body slam me if I started acting stupid 

GlueFingers Lavelli's picture

I'd say Goebel. He looks like a drinker. I'm guessing Simon and Boren probably take care of themselves and don't drink heavily.  Goebel looks like a guy who can drink some beer.

Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.

Buckeyejason's picture

Garrett "beer belly" Goebel.


jfunk's picture

Simon, because honestly, are you going to say no to him if he asks you to have a drink?

Scotch: It may be too early to drink it, yes; but people it is never to early to think about it.