Zach Boren 26% (293 votes) Garrett Goebel 6% (67 votes) Jordan Hall 5% (57 votes) Etienne Sabino 2% (26 votes) John Simon 60% (671 votes) Total Votes: 1114 Comments Show All Comments DefendOhio 26 Aug 2012, 10:01 am I chose Boren just because the guy has such an interesting story. Mom and dad went to UM, so did bother. Justin was raised a UM fan as well. Interesting to make a total 180. faux_maestro 26 Aug 2012, 2:37 pm This was my reason for voting Boren, but it would only work if I could hear the inside scoop on what actually happened with Justin/RichRod/LLLLLLoyd Carr. Your mom told me she wants a Dicken Cidar. Conroy 26 Aug 2012, 11:02 am Hall because I want to know HOW DEEP IT WENT Buckeyejason 26 Aug 2012, 11:24 am John Simon because HE PICKS THINGS UP AND PUTS THEM DOWN! BUCKEYES BABY! RBuck Mod 26 Aug 2012, 11:31 am Simon because he wears flannel shirts. Long live the southend. DetroitBuckeye 26 Aug 2012, 12:45 pm Most definitely Zach Boren, obviously Simon will get more votes because well he's John simon. Still though from a personality perspective definitely Zach Boren, he seems like outside of football he would be the most ordinary out of all of them. Bucksfan 26 Aug 2012, 1:11 pm I voted Simon, because he probably drops shots of Jim Beam into his beers. Let the night of trouble begin! osubuckeye4life 26 Aug 2012, 1:15 pm Simon because he is a destroyer of worlds. Honorable mention to Boren cause he'd definitely have your back if a fight broke out. buckz4evr 26 Aug 2012, 1:36 pm Boren because Simon would probably be drinking "juice" and might body slam me if I started acting stupid GlueFingers Lavelli 26 Aug 2012, 7:03 pm I'd say Goebel. He looks like a drinker. I'm guessing Simon and Boren probably take care of themselves and don't drink heavily. Goebel looks like a guy who can drink some beer. Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball. Buckeyejason 26 Aug 2012, 7:14 pm Garrett "beer belly" Goebel. BUCKEYES BABY! jfunk 27 Aug 2012, 3:08 am Simon, because honestly, are you going to say no to him if he asks you to have a drink? Scotch: It may be too early to drink it, yes; but people it is never to early to think about it.