(Reuters) - A Michigan man faces felony charges for allegedly trying to hurl a football stuffed with heroin and cell phones into a state prison yard, a corrections department spokesman said on Tuesday.
"From where he was throwing, it would not have been that difficult of a throw to throw it in ... but you don't know how heavy it was," Marlan said.
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha! He threw it short in between the two fences! The man said - 'If only my O-line could block I would have had time to throw it past the second line of de-fence" and "I didn't expect the guard to blitz, I had to throw it off my back foot".
No word on whether the man had his shoelaces tied.