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Michigan man makes my day.

Zimmy07's picture
June 18, 2014 at 12:49pm


(Reuters) - A Michigan man faces felony charges for allegedly trying to hurl a football stuffed with heroin and cell phones into a state prison yard, a corrections department spokesman said on Tuesday.

"From where he was throwing, it would not have been that difficult of a throw to throw it in ... but you don't know how heavy it was," Marlan said.

Bwah ha ha ha ha ha!  He threw it short in between the two fences!  The man said  - 'If only my O-line could block I would have had time to throw it past the second line of de-fence"  and "I didn't expect the guard to blitz, I had to throw it off my back foot".

No word on whether the man had his shoelaces tied.



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Oyster's picture

Denard first pitch gif in 5, 4, 3...

"Scrolling hurts my finger"

(and FitzBuck was clearly the winner)

+10 HS
Urban Nation Army's picture

Bet you can't say "Bert Bielma is a bumbling buffoon" five times fast.

+1 HS
BierStube's picture


"No matter where you go, there you are." B. Banzai

+4 HS
IH8UOFM's picture

Man, thats a whole lot of "M"s in that title....too many for my liking

+1 HS
Seattle Linga's picture

Some things are just too easy