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Palindrome Week

Seattle Linga's picture
April 14, 2014 at 10:32pm
36 Comments

This week is Palindrome Week - A palindrome is a sentence that reads the same forwards and backwards. In this case, the date today is 4.14.14 and it reads the same back to front. This whole week we will experience the wonders of Palindromes with every day. 

Question - do you have any good Palindromes to share in honor of Palindrome week.

 

Seattle Linga's picture

My favorite is:

Go hang a salami - Im a lasagna hog

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buckeyebowhunter's picture

I like: 

Solo gigolos

 

And....   Boob :)

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Johnny-Shane_Utah-Falco's picture

 Nature of the beast

 

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Seattle Linga's picture

I think POOP aught to make an appearance in here soon.

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MacG91's picture

deleveled, Kayak, racecar.

Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Mac..yeah

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Go1Bucks's picture

too funny

Go Bucks!

Killer nuts's picture

Not a palindrome but kind of hilarious when read backward: dog food lid

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BeijingBucks's picture

my favorite:

A Slut Nixes Sex in Tulsa

kinda reads like 'Hoke walks past freshly filled buffet'

 

 

 

None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. ~ John Milton

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Kid Gloves's picture

Not bad from across the miles. The only one I can think of is -

Live not on evil

Go1Bucks's picture

I would like to participate, but I am fearful of palindromes --->>> aibohphobia

Go Bucks!

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Whoa Nellie's picture

The classic Napoleon statement:  "Able was I, ere I saw Elba."

“Don’t fear criticism. The stands are full of critics. They play no ball. They fight no fights. They make no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down on the field are the doers, they make mistakes because they attempt many things.”

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sbentz4's picture

This thread needs a reviver

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Hovenaut's picture

Satanoscillatemymetallicsonatas.

My musical aspirations once upon a time...and my favorite Soundgarden EP.

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

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buckguyfan1's picture

#ichigan Sucks - no

Fuck #ichigan - no

University of Failure - no

TSUN - no

I give up, I'm not good at Palindromes.

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bukyze's picture

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.  

Of course, my favorite is (in the Rock's voice) -  I prefer pi.

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TMac's picture

Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak.

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TMac's picture

Sit on a potato pan, Otis. 

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TMac's picture

Doc, note, I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod. 

TMac's picture

No lemon, no melon

TMac's picture

Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic!

AngryWoody's picture

Yep. It's the offseason.

Our Honor Defend!

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1MechEng's picture

Lager, sir, is regal

Dammit I'm Mad!

Party Boobytrap

 

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Wilkins78's picture

No TMBG fans?

"Son I am able," she said "though you scare me."
"Watch," said I
"Beloved," I said "watch me scare you though." said she,
"Able am I, Son."

(word-unit palindrome for the haters)

MackRM408's picture

My last name is a palindrome

chicagobuckeye's picture

A palindrome

Not even a hyphen between A and palindrome. Strange last name to say the least but it would look more normal as A-Palindrome.

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Carson's picture

From Demetri Martin, a 224-word palindrome, "Dammit I'm Mad":

Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.

Unbelievable.

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RedStorm45's picture

Too hot to hoot.

 

Never odd or even.

Seattle Linga's picture

Here's one I forgot -- 

A Butt Tuba

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bigbadbuck's picture

Marge let a moody baby doom a telegram.............   Pa's a sap

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OSU_ALUM_05's picture

A nut for a jar of tuna.

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Seattle Linga's picture

That is very creative - thanks for posting

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dc28's picture

It's not a Palindrome but Naomi spelled backwards is "I moan"

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