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What is Your Fantasy Rock Band??

Sauce Bauss's picture
February 19, 2014 at 6:35pm
32 Comments

If you could take musicians (from any era or style) and form the greatest rock band in the world, who would you draft?

Here are your positions in the band (and my picks for my fantasy rock band):

Lead Guitar: Jimi Hendrix (Jimi Hendrix Experience)

Rhythm Guitar: Eric Clapton (Cream, Yardbirds, Solo)

Bass Guitar: John Entwistle (The Who)

Drums: John Bonham (Led Zeppelin) (It was close between him and Kieth Moon, but I already had a member of The Who)

Keyboards: Elton John (Solo)

Lead Vocals (Male): Freddy Mercury (Queen)

Lead Vocals (Female): Grace Slick (Jefferson Airplane)

Bench (Pick 6 who should be in the band but wont "start"): John Lennon, Kieth Moon, Chuck Berry, Eddie Van Halen, Ray Charles, John Paul Jones

What do you think 11W? Who would make up your fantasy rock band?

 

Son of Sevenless's picture

I will go with two lineups:

Lead vocals: Chris Cornell, Soundgarden

Lead guitar: Jerry Cantrell, Alice in Chains

Bass: Cliff Burton, Metallica

Drums: Danny Carey, Tool

-or-

Lead vocals: Eddie Vedder, Pearl Jam

Lead Guitar: David Gilmour, Pink Floyd

Bass: Geezer Butler, Black Sabbath

Drums: John Bonham, Led Zeppelin

 

OSU_ALUM_05's picture

Solid choice with Cliff Burton ...... a lot of people remember Jason Newstead playing base for Metallica, but Cliff was the guy creating all that lightning fast early stuff

Unky Buck's picture

Danny Carey is seriously underappreciated. His ability to change strange time signatures within a song is unparalleled and his technicality is one of the best I've ever heard. People hear Tool and automatically get turned off but if they could just listen to the drums, man would they be in for a treat. But then again, the same people who would automatically get turned off by a Tool song probably couldn't careless about how this man can play the drums...

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OSU_ALUM_05's picture

You mean there are people out there that would summarily dismiss Tool as a good band?  Perish the thought!

William's picture

Lead Guitar: Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin)
Lead Vocals: Ann Wilson (Heart)
Bass: John Entwistle (The Who)
Drums: Buddy Rich (Jazz drummer, but he was still the best.)
Keyboards: John Paul Jones (Led Zeppelin, so talented as a musician)

 

 

DiasporaBuck's picture

How did you get it to not double space?

OSU Class of 1999

lamplighter's picture

Traveling Wilburys; Dereck and the Dominos; Blind Faith; CSN&Y

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bigbadbuck's picture

Singer Ann Wilson/ Heart    Backup Paul Rodgers/ Bad Company  Honorable Mention Freddie Mercury/ Queen

Lead guitar Jimmy Page/ Zeppelin   Backup Jimmy Hendrix / Jimmy Hendrix Experience   Honorable Mention Paul Kossoff/ Free

Bass  John Entwistle/ Who    Backup Andy Fraser/ Free   Honorable Mention     Flea Balzary/ Red Hot Chili Peppers

Rhythm Guitar Eric Clapton/ Cream, Derek and the Dominos, Solo     Backup Chuck Berry    Honorable Mention Lindsay Buckingham

Drums  Buddy Rich    Backup  John Bonham/ Zeppelin   Honorable Mention Neal Pert/ Rush

Keyboards  Keith Emerson/ ELP      Tony Banks/ Genesis   Honorable Mention   Steve Winwood/ Traffic

Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.            

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Doc's picture

They made my fantasy band it is VAN FREAKIN' HALEN!!  The original, not Van Hagar.

"Say my name."

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Unky Buck's picture

Joe Dirt agrees with you...

 

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jeremytwoface's picture

Man this is so tough... mine would probably be a combination of most of the suggestions here.

 

Can we have Lennon/McCartney be the song writers?

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

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kmp10's picture

Lead Guitar: Edward Van Halen (VH)

Drums: Neil Peart (Rush)

Bass: Billy Sheehan (Various bands)

Vocals: Brad Delp (Boston)

Bench: Tony Iommi; Lead Guitar, John Bonham; Drums, Michael Anthony; Bass (Primarily for his background vocals), Vocals; Robert Plant

As you can see, I like my music with big hair, soaring vocals and screaming guitars. In other words, I grew up in the 1970's.

Doc's picture

Dude, you almost got the EVH, Billy the Bassplayer combo.  Eddie wanted to replace Mike with Billy around the time of Fair Warning.  Could have been epic with Al on drums and DLR manning the mic.  Billy was also in Dave's first solo band along with Steve Vai.

"Say my name."

Bigbutterbuckeye's picture

Good call on Sheehan, been a fan of his for years, had a friend that was from Upstate New York that turned me on to his original band, Talus. Got to see him play with Steve Vai when they were both in David Lee Roth's band. 

buckguyfan1's picture

Nobody after 1986.

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Curt Heinrichs's picture

Drums- John Bonham

Bass- John Paul Jones

Guitar- Jimmy Page

Vocals- Robert Plant

 

Aside from Led Zeppelin, I'd go with 

Drums- Dave Grohl, Brann Dailor 

Bass- Cliff Burton, Rex Brown, Lemmy

Guitar- Jimi, Jack White, Tom Morello, Kerry King, Keith Richards

Vocals- Chris Cornell, Mick, Chino Moreno

Songwriter- Bruce Springsteen, Dave Mustaine

If it isn't already evident, my taste in music is the opposite of my taste in women: loud, angry, and heavy. 

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DiasporaBuck's picture

I can't promise that these musicians would actually hit a groove together, but here goes:

Lead Guitar: Dicky Betts (Allman Bros)

Rhythm Guitar: Jimi Hendrix (of course this would be a waste of his talent, but he throws in a lot of innovation even when he's just playing rhythm.  Also gives the option to have dueling guitars)

Bass Guitar: Bootsy Collins (James Brown, Parliament-Funkadelic)

Percussion section: (Rusted Root)

Fiddle: Eileen Ivers

Accordion (that's right) : Juan Küffner (Zydepunks)

Mandolin: Chris Thile

Lyricist (words) : Todd Snider

Lyricist (melody) : Jackson Browne

Female Vocals: Shakira

Male Vocals: Dee Snider Bruce Springsteen

Cowbell: Will Ferrell (Blue Oyster Cult) DiasporaBuck

(edit: Dee Snider and Will Ferrell were supposed to be struck through, but for some reason it won't take)

OSU Class of 1999

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Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

Front: Joan Jett
Lead Guitar: Nancy Wilson
Rhythm Guitar: Chrissie Hynde
Bass: Kim Deal
Drums: Karen Carpenter & Moe Tucker
Keyboard: Christine McVie
Backup Vocals: Maria McKee, Karla DeVito, Eva Cassidy

brandonbauer87's picture

Vocals: M. Shadows (Avenged Sevenfold)

Lead Guitar: Tom Morello (Rage)

Rythym Guitar: Jimmy Page (Zeppelin)

Bass: Fieldy (Korn)

Drums and Backup Vocals: Jen Ledger (Skillet)

jeremytwoface's picture

Jimmy Page on rhythm?? 

 

I can't allow this to happen.

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

brandonbauer87's picture

I couldn't justify not putting him in the lineup. I just have a problem with clashing genres. My taste in Rock music is really to diverse to just make one fantasy band. Apologies. 

BassDropper's picture

Add Freddie Mercury to One Direction and I'm in heaven.

DIRECTIONER

OSU_ALUM_05's picture

To be read in a hushed nature show voice:   Bass sets the trap .... steps back into the shadows .....ponders whether the first response will take the low hanging fruit of 1D mockery.. or whether they'll piece it all together and take the politically incorrect homophobia route ..... time will tell ...Bass just has to wait to see what happens and then pounce on his prey

BassDropper's picture

Or I could legitimately want to see a band composed of 6 of my all-time favorite singers.

still don't understand the hate 1D receives on this board.

DIRECTIONER

The Rill Dill's picture

Too much to think about, but my band's drummer is definitely Neil Peart.

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jeremytwoface's picture

 

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

jeremytwoface's picture

This will probably change but....

Vocals - Freddie Mercury

Rhythym - Eric Clapton

Lead - Jimmy Page

Bass - John Entwistle or Paul McCartney

Drums - Neil Peart

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

RBuck's picture

Guitars and vocals: Neil Young

Rythem: Frank Sampedro

Bass: Billy Talbot

Drums: Ralph Molina

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

Mr. Bungle's picture

Lead Guitar: Stevie Ray Vaughn (dead)

Rhythm Guitar: Kerry King

Bass Guitar: Jaco Pastorius (dead)

Drums: Vinnie Colaiuta

Keyboards: Kenny Kirkland (dead)

Lead Vocals: Mike Patton (of course)

Lead Vocals: Bonnie Raitt

Bench (Pick 6 who should be in the band but wont "start"): Terry Bozzio, Allan Holdsworth, Thelonius Monk, Trevor Dunn, Tom Araya, Randy Rhoads.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Rill Dill's picture

This is a slow process for me.  I'm at Neil Peart on drums, and now adding--Paul Rogers on vocals.

hit_the_couch's picture

Vocals: either Mike Reno (Loverboy) or Mickey Thomas (the various Starship groups)

lead guitar: George Lynch (Dokken, Lynch Mob) or Steve Vai

rhythm: Gary Hoey (Heavy Bones)

bass: Duff McKagen (forgive me if I can't spell your last name)

Drums: Neil Peart (Rush)

Keys: Steve Winwood

 

And then I told her...i'm no weatherman, but tonight's forecast is calling for several inches!