Michigan Men Now Able to Exude Even More Michigan Man

February 27, 2014 at 5:00a    by Jason Priestas    
Ugh
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Dockers has a plan to get everybody to forget about the pleated plague we only recently emerged from as a nation: Game Day Khakis.

SO HORRIBLE

The company has partnered with 20 schools to sell khakis and shorts with the programs' ”official colors, logo and slogan.“ Nine of the participating schools, including Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, LSU and Tennessee, call the SEC home because game day is business casual, y'all.

Illinois, Minnesota, Wisconsin and Michigan represent the Big Ten in the collection.

Naturally, the Michigan selection caught our eye because the only way the product images could have topped the Michigan Man look they were going for is if they got Dan Dierdorf to wear his ascot.

100% cotton shorts with an embroidered Block M? Check. Faux yachtsman belt? Check. Boat shoes without socks? You're ready for the open sea – and a cell phone dead zone, which may not be helpful when Les Miles' agent is trying to reach you.

Machine washable, and slim taperedFEEL THE MICHIGAN.


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FROMTHE18's picture

dude, wear some jeans and a hoodie…good to go

buckguyfan1's picture

They come in Hoke sizes too?

Oyster's picture

Yes, but you can't get the Slim Tapered style.  The pleats will pull out.

May you R.I.P. Otsego, but know this. Gaylord Rocks!

Unky Buck's picture

I'm pretty sure the pleats will pull out on the normal pants. He may need the Extra Husky line.

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+5 HS
Oyster's picture

I haven't heard that term in years!

May you R.I.P. Otsego, but know this. Gaylord Rocks!

Whoa Nellie's picture

Yes, and his belt has whales on it.

“Don’t fear criticism. The stands are full of critics. They play no ball. They fight no fights. They make no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down on the field are the doers, they make mistakes because they attempt many things.”

toad1204's picture

They wont sell to the _ichigan _an; 1. They aren't denim, 2. They aren't cargo

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02... 

Sleepy's picture

Of all the ways to burn UM fans, a jorts competition might rank dead last on the list...

+1 HS
Hovenaut's picture

But if they stock them in Wal-Marts they'll sell.

I am not the Last Dragon, therefore I do not possess the power of the Glow.

+1 HS
buckeyeEddie27's picture

These are god awful.   Jeans and either a T or a hoody depending on weather.  Block O Woody cap.   done and done.

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

OSUStu's picture

So Michigan is located in Connecticut now?

If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.  ~ Bruce Lee

+1 HS
gumtape's picture

If you get an education at *ichigan you can afford to wear dockers!

just another psycho, irrational, delusional Ohio St fan

+1 HS
jhart's picture

$55 for a pair of shorts???  GOOD LAWD!

hodge's picture

Including Florida in this was a terribly bad idea.  Everyone knows that jorts are the exclusive game-day attire of Gainesville.

I hope they're not contributing to the gene pool.

 

+2 HS
Chief B1G Dump's picture

If you look closely, they added a triple layer of titanium to the rear end and bathing suit spot area to try and combat hurrican force winds caused by Brady Hoke's flatulence...

+1 HS