Goes in on Bert

By DJ Byrnes on August 28, 2014 at 6:16p Fires Shots At Bert
[JD Crowe,]

Arkansas opens the season at Auburn, but the Razorbacks could be looking for a new coach as their last one was just eviscerated by an cartoonist.

Boss Hogg Bert

The hogs of Arkansas are counting on rain. Lots of it. Three yards and a trench of mud will suit them just fine. A sloppy pig pen might be the Razorbacks' only hope of slowing down the geared-up, lightning fast HUNH Tigers on their home field.

Prediction: Not enough mud on the Plains to stop the Gus Bus. Boss Hog will have to go squealing for his first SEC win in somebody else's trough.

Auburn 34, Arkansas 17.

The thought of Bert never winning a conference game while at Arkansas would be a delightful scenario.

War Damn Eagle. 

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You can't spell chump without UM's picture

They're spotting Arkansas 17 points? Why?

Brady Hoke ate my comment

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Buckeye in Illini country's picture

I don't think Bert can handle too much rain.

Hey little piggy

Columbus to Pasadena: 35 hours.  "We're on a road trip through the desert looking for strippers and cocaine... and Rose Bowl wins!"

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BUCKSOMIES's picture

Lol.  He was just a piglet then.

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redcans's picture

Absolutely classic. That's just Bert being Bert.

Squirrel Master's picture

That was the great Arkansas earthquake of 2013. Many did not survive!

I saw a UFO told me to have a goodyear!

TossTrap's picture

See, Pelini was right.

First and goal at the five and Arch is getting the ball.

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AZbucks77's picture

Love it!  Best part of this GIF is the guy in the crowd on the left with the hat and the blue and yellow jacket laughing at Bert.  

sharks's picture


A man got to have a code...

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bodast67's picture

Upvote for the NAS reference !




     " I hope when I die, I die laughing"...                

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ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

It's all over.  No more Bert jokes need to be made.  This is the ultimate.  ROFL

Class of 2010.

cronimi's picture

While this is admittedly a great Bert joke, I don't want to live in a world where we're not continually mocking Bert until he's coaching a JuCo squad in West Bumblef*ck, Montana.

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Hovenaut's picture

The likeness of the sketch is uncanny.

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Seattle Linga's picture

Better double check with DJ to make sure it's a sketch. Looking kinda real IMO 

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Buckeyeneer's picture

But . . . but . . . but . . . the SEC stole the 3rd best coach in the Big Ten!!!!

"Because the rules won't let you go for three." - Woody Hayes

THE Ohio State University

MN Buckeye's picture

Bert does make a lovely Boss Hogg.

Rob Reese's picture

The thought of Bert never winning a conference game while at Arkansas would be a delightful scenario.


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Disciplina in civitatem
droessl's picture

Even pig Bert knows he should put a shirt on.

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redcans's picture

Prediction on Bert's next job, after his invevitable demise at Arkansas (which could be as early as this year):  Kansas. He could continue their proud tradition of plus-size coaches, ably filling the large pants of greats like Mark Mangino and Charlie Weis.

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OSUStu's picture

Damn.  That is almost too harsh.

Nah.  Fuck Bert.

If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.  ~ Bruce Lee

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dubjayfootball90's picture

Damn, that guy tore into Bert pretty good... HAHAHA! Beautiful!

You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.

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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”
- Albert Einstein

"Nothing that comes easy is worth a dime." - Woody Hayes

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