Remember when your little brother used to play EA Sports NCAA Football (RIP) and he used to create a team with hideous jerseys and beat the computer like a drum en route to six straight undefeated, national title-winning seasons? (Maybe this was just my brother.)
Either way, somebody's little brother designed these new Wisconsin get-ups:
Maybe my eyes are going bad, but it doesn't even look like the red of the jerseys matches the red of the pants. But is that an Adidas logo I spy, because that'd explain everything.