Your Little Brother's Video Game Tastes Live On in Wisconsin's New Uniforms

June 11, 2014 at 1:20p    by DJ Byrnes    
26 Comments

Remember when your little brother used to play EA Sports NCAA Football (RIP) and he used to create a team with hideous jerseys and beat the computer like a drum en route to six straight undefeated, national title-winning seasons? (Maybe this was just my brother.)

Either way, somebody's little brother designed these new Wisconsin get-ups:

Maybe my eyes are going bad, but it doesn't even look like the red of the jerseys matches the red of the pants. But is that an Adidas logo I spy, because that'd explain everything.

Source: @BadgerFootball

Comments

Buckeye in Illini country's picture

Maybe my eyes are going bad, but it doesn't even look like the red of the jerseys matches the red of the pants.

You are spot on.

Columbus to Pasadena: 35 hours.  We're on a road trip through the desert looking for strippers and cocaine... and Rose Bowl wins!

Byaaaahhh's picture

No, the colors match. It's the shadow that makes them appear to be different. Regardless, those are some ugly unis. 

+3 HS
FROMTHE18's picture

Didn't they just get new uniform upgrades last year? 

dubjayfootball90's picture

First I thought Georgia, then Nebraska, until I realized it was Wisconsin. Ugly Betty!!!

You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.

+2 HS
Hovenaut's picture

Looks like Nebraska's and Indiana's hand-me-downs.

I am not the Last Dragon, therefore I do not possess the power of the Glow.

+2 HS
SilverState's picture

He's got that look...

 

+1 HS
AndyVance's picture

Good Lord, Adidas, do you even lift?

+8 HS
tussey's picture

I just don't like the red helmet.  They wore the red helmet last year and I thought it awful then and I still think it is awful now

+1 HS
Seattle Linga's picture

Speaking of Helmets I still like I.U.'s new ones

 

andretolstoy's picture

The jersey annoyingly reminds me of our home jersey. ... what the.

-1 HS
Buckologist's picture

There's actually nothing new there.  Jerseys are the same.  They have worn the red pants and the red helmet in the past (the helmet was first worn last year).  They probably have just never worn all red from head to toe.

Nevertheless, it is ugly, because Wisconsin.

+3 HS
Squirrel Master's picture

awe man, why don't we try the red, on red, on red look? oh wait, our helmets aren't red. (DAMN!)

 

I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!

Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

Don't give people any ideas.

Poison nuts's picture

#scarlet&red

"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill" - Detective Rustin Cohle.

ISURVIVEDCOOPER's picture

Adidas needs to stick to soccer outfits and get the hell out of football uniform designs.  It's bad enough that TSUN has awful designs (in comparison to their uni's from the 80s/90s), but to have to look at another B1G program take on an awful look makes me want to consider a league rule on handing fines out for awful uniforms!

"I don't apologize for anything.  When I make a mistake, I take the blame and go on from there." - Woody Hayes

Leland5150's picture

Adidas should just stop making unis they are always ugly just stop it adidas please.

Leland5150

+1 HS
BuckeyeTrappedInSouth's picture

Sorry to disagree, but I like them.  I guess I am that little brother.

In Urban We Trust

ohiowhitesnake's picture
At least they don't look like these gems

 

+3 HS
krodawg's picture

It could be worse, I suppose.

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GVerrilli92's picture

The black facemask and stripe are straight rip-offs of our jerseys. Overall, they look like our knock-offs. 

How many cheeseburgers are you gunna drive into that dirty old cheeseburger locker Brady Hoke?

Kurt's picture

It's kind of odd to have two different W's happening in the same uniform.  The helmet W does not match the pants leg W.  Additional pics here.  

+3 HS
krodawg's picture

up vote for bringing me back in time to my weekly ritual at tOSU -

sack? check
aparatus? check
fire? check
Turn on tube and laugh our assess off.

Ah, those were the days.....

GOOMBAY's picture

Oof. That's unlicensed-offshore-Halloween-replica bad.

Bolt's picture

They sure are.....red. Like the Boise State of hell.

AkronBuckeye13's picture

Go home, Adidas. You're drunk.