$25 Million Sexual Harassment Lawsuit Against Johnny Football is Insane, Likely Fake

By DJ Byrnes on May 23, 2014 at 10:52a

Do you enjoy reading the ramblings of a person completely unhinged from reality? Then buddy, do I have the lawsuit for you.

Johnny Manziel was sued today for alleged sexual harassment in a Florida court. Manziel's agent is claiming it's fake, and after reading the filing, there's really no reason to doubt him.

Trigger warning: Adult languages and imagery peddled by an absolutely crazy person is ahead.

Samantha Schacher v Johnny Manziel

I guess, to be fair to the plaintiff, who amongst us hasn't fantasized about a ménage à trois with Doctor Phil?

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blocko330's picture

I hate the SEC

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OSUStu's picture

Absolute gold.  But...this is, at most, half true.

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aphill89's picture

left out at the end: Roll Damn Tide.

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Nappy's picture


I never saw a football player make a tackle with a smile on his face

BierStube's picture

Is this the same Samantha Schacher that is on the Dr Drew show?


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Hovenaut's picture

No idea who that is, but the woman you've posted here is gorgeous. Wow.

bodast67's picture

No, I think it's this one ! 




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mobboss1984's picture

This can't be real at all

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toad1204's picture

Its probably just fantasy...

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02... 

Buckeye in Illini country's picture
But ...

Columbus to Pasadena: 35 hours.  "We're on a road trip through the desert looking for strippers and cocaine... and Rose Bowl wins!"

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hit_the_couch's picture

White girls is crazy; who doesn't want a 3some with Dr. Drew? Ok maybe not now, but back when he was on MTV with Adam Carolla. I think that was MTV that still played videos circa some time ago.

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Unky Buck's picture

What are these videos on TV of which you speak? Do you mean YouTube? Is this like the myth of the phone booth?

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Ethos's picture

I think it's similar to that silly DVD myth.  Everybody knows movies are on Blue Ray or streaming.

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jpbuckeye's picture

4.5 inches?



Even though bogus, he will be getting a good razzing on that note.

BierStube's picture

Is it me .. or does Johnny have vampire teeth??

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Urban Nation Army's picture


Bet you can't say "Bert Bielma is a bumbling buffoon" five times fast.

Whoa Nellie's picture

Trivisonno looks like a serial filer, or serial killer, or serial something. 

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WiliestBuckeye's picture

I got about halfway through the lawsuit before checking to make sure that this wasn't a Ginter article. After seeing this wasn't the case and being assured it was a real lawsuit, I am left wondering how many other lawsuits out there are as funny as this one. Whoever read that thing when it was first filled must of been in tears. There are probably many other lawsuits just as hilarious too, which makes it just that much better. Nice find.

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skid21's picture

I guess, to be fair to the plaintiff, who amongst us hasn't fantasized about a ménage à trois with Doctor Phil?

Dr. Phil is no Dr. Drew. One is a joke and the other is a bigger joke.

ScarletGray43157's picture

No wonder the court system is backlogged.  

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wilkins0802's picture

When I read the part about Skype, this is what I imagine, haha!


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ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

I started to lose it when the plaintiff alleged that Manziel has a small dick.  I really lost it at the "Long John Silver" comment.  One of the most hilarious things I've ever read.  It would take a SICK mind to make up allegations like this!  I imagine the filer actually does the same things that he alleges...and probably has a small dick. 


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Knarcisi's picture

We knew he was a real hot dog, but that's a little much.