Shut It Down, Folks: Rich Rodriguez Has Just Swept the 2015 Oscars

By DJ Byrnes on March 3, 2014 at 3:06p

The Oscars were last night, and I didn't watch them because I hate award shows. I also won't be watching the 89th Academy Awards because Rich Rodriguez just swept every single category.

Thank goodness Michigan shoved this guy out the door, because he's way too suave to ever coach at a school of stiffs like Michigan. Actor, football coach, sheriff... is there anything this man can't do?

I don't see how Saban or Bert come back from this. There's no coming back from this. Take a bow, Rich Rodriguez. I'm now a secondary fan of the Arizona Wildcats, a "good football team."

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