Nice Tattoo You Have There, Johnny Manziel

By Jason Priestas on March 12, 2013 at 2:01p

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Alice in Aggieland's picture

I greatly enjoy the amount of shit you guys give Johnny Heisman. It's like my worlds collide every time you feature this Muppet-faced manchild.

M Man's picture

Isn't there some kind of state program in Texas, where you can either get a high school diploma, or a longhorn tattoo?

popeurban's picture

Probably the best thing you have ever written M Man.

onetwentyeight's picture

grandpa mackkkkk. If I'm a UT fan this would make me sick hahaha.

dan_isaacs's picture

The irony of using a medium clearly identified by the Hebrew Bible as being sinful to share a Hebrew Bible reference must be lost on him.

Dan Isaacs

Philly White's picture

I can't upvote you, but have this instead:
<slow clap>

SC Buckeye's picture

Can't see why someone would down vote this. Up vote coming your way to counterbalance it.

dubjayfootball90's picture

Could not have said it better myself. haha. +1 good sir.

You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.

gwalther's picture

*comment deleted*

Class of 2008

Vico's picture

Mack Brown recruited Johnny Manziel's longhorn tattoo as a safety.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Hovenaut's picture

I get the feeling that wasn't the ink UT wanted.

popeurban's picture

Well played Hove

Buckeye110893's picture

Maybe that is like a vudoo tattoo or something... I mean that has to explain why the longhorns are so average now, right? 

ATXbucknut's picture

Johnny Football admits that he grew up a Longhorns fan. His hometown of Kerrville is definitely Longhorn country. Texas didn't really recruit him hard, apparently only looking at him as a DB.

DowntheSideline12's picture

Maybe I need to get out my glasses, but does that tattoo say Droverbs? Must be one of them Scientologists

Greg Jennings "I put my team on my back"

dubjayfootball90's picture

I thought Droverbs the first time I saw it. Not a good tattoo if you automatically have to question what is written

You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.

bleedscarletpissmaize's picture

No it's that new strain of Mary. That DROverbs mannnn

MediBuck's picture

Is it just me, or does he look kinda scrawny for the QB position? Kid needs a sandwich...

"There is a force that makes us all brothers, no one goes his way alone." --Woody Hayes

johnblairgobucks's picture

Kid needs a sandwich...

From the picture, it looks like he may be in the process of getting one.

Brutus's picture

How is this not getting more upvotes?  Oh that's right, we're too busy sh*tting ourselves about the other thing.

HighBallAce's picture

He's the mayo in the middle....LOL

toad1204's picture

Meh... good for him.  Wonder if that longhorn will look more like a bear in 20 yrs.

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02... 

DJ Byrnes's picture

God, there isn't a bigger boss stormtrooping in CFB right now than Johnny Manziel.

Californian by birth, Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.

jedkat's picture

Anyone else thing he'd make a fantastic muppet character?

"Can we please stop the message board fighting? I really can't stand the message board fighting..."

"No. You're an idiot, and your posts are terrible."

Alice in Aggieland's picture

Since the 'Bama game, he's been on my list of "People Who Look Like Muppets." That list also includes Thad Matta. (It's something about the shape of the nose, I think.)
Related: Buzzfeed's NFL QBs and their Muppet doppelgangers.

steensn's picture

Does the Matel Johnny Football action figure come with authentic tattoo? Should Manzel sue the Longhorns for infringing on a trademark he clearly made famous?

sharks's picture

Guy on the left has to be his brother.
We can joke all day about what Johnny looks like, but at the end of the day, he laughs last.

A man got to have a code...

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

I take comfort(because i'm bitter) in knowing she'll leave him once he gets bounced out of the NFL.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

ih8rolltyde's picture

Quite unsymetrical(prob not a word) if you ask me.

****igan smells like old water that hot dogs were boiled in.  FACT

popeurban's picture

I am just glad the Johnny Heisman love fest is over.  I never really liked him and I was worried about another Tebow (God-reincarnate) character being created in the SEC. 

Buckeye Black's picture

Wow, you always hear stories from the opposition about "douchiness" from him, but when is he going to learn to let things be.