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Nice Tattoo You Have There, Johnny Manziel

Johnny Manziel of Texas A&M has a tattoo of his biggest rival.

Johnny Manziel, already the most famous Aggie of all time, has a Texas Longhorn tattoo. #awkward

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Alice in Aggieland's picture
Alice in Aggieland on 12 Mar 2013 - 2:06pm #

I greatly enjoy the amount of shit you guys give Johnny Heisman. It's like my worlds collide every time you feature this Muppet-faced manchild.

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M Man on 12 Mar 2013 - 5:58pm #

Isn't there some kind of state program in Texas, where you can either get a high school diploma, or a longhorn tattoo?

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popeurban on 13 Mar 2013 - 7:05am #

Probably the best thing you have ever written M Man.

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onetwentyeight on 12 Mar 2013 - 2:09pm #

grandpa mackkkkk. If I'm a UT fan this would make me sick hahaha.

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dan_isaacs on 12 Mar 2013 - 2:16pm #

The irony of using a medium clearly identified by the Hebrew Bible as being sinful to share a Hebrew Bible reference must be lost on him.

Dan Isaacs

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Philly White on 12 Mar 2013 - 2:22pm #

I can't upvote you, but have this instead:

<slow clap>

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SC Buckeye on 12 Mar 2013 - 4:44pm #

Can't see why someone would down vote this. Up vote coming your way to counterbalance it.

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dubjayfootball90 on 12 Mar 2013 - 3:28pm #

Could not have said it better myself. haha. +1 good sir.

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gwalther on 12 Mar 2013 - 3:36pm #

*comment deleted*

Upvote.

Class of 2008

Vico's picture
Vico Staff on 12 Mar 2013 - 2:22pm #

Mack Brown recruited Johnny Manziel's longhorn tattoo as a safety.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

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Hovenaut on 12 Mar 2013 - 2:25pm #

I get the feeling that wasn't the ink UT wanted.

"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

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popeurban on 13 Mar 2013 - 7:06am #

Well played Hove

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Buckeye110893 on 12 Mar 2013 - 2:37pm #

Maybe that is like a vudoo tattoo or something... I mean that has to explain why the longhorns are so average now, right? 

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ATXbucknut on 12 Mar 2013 - 3:00pm #

Johnny Football admits that he grew up a Longhorns fan. His hometown of Kerrville is definitely Longhorn country. Texas didn't really recruit him hard, apparently only looking at him as a DB.

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DowntheSideline12 on 12 Mar 2013 - 3:22pm #

Maybe I need to get out my glasses, but does that tattoo say Droverbs? Must be one of them Scientologists

Greg Jennings "I put my team on my back"

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dubjayfootball90 on 12 Mar 2013 - 3:30pm #

I thought Droverbs the first time I saw it. Not a good tattoo if you automatically have to question what is written

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bleedscarletpis... on 12 Mar 2013 - 5:30pm #

No it's that new strain of Mary. That DROverbs mannnn

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MediBuck on 12 Mar 2013 - 3:24pm #

Is it just me, or does he look kinda scrawny for the QB position? Kid needs a sandwich...

"There is a force that makes us all brothers, no one goes his way alone." --Woody Hayes

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johnblairgobucks on 12 Mar 2013 - 6:34pm #

Kid needs a sandwich...

From the picture, it looks like he may be in the process of getting one.

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Brutus on 13 Mar 2013 - 12:28am #

How is this not getting more upvotes?  Oh that's right, we're too busy sh*tting ourselves about the other thing.

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HighBallAce on 13 Mar 2013 - 6:45am #

He's the mayo in the middle....LOL

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toad1204 on 12 Mar 2013 - 3:39pm #

Meh... good for him.  Wonder if that longhorn will look more like a bear in 20 yrs.

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02... 

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NObuck-I-inTEAM on 12 Mar 2013 - 3:43pm #

Sweet necklace bro.

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DJ Byrnes Staff on 12 Mar 2013 - 4:12pm #

God, there isn't a bigger boss stormtrooping in CFB right now than Johnny Manziel.

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jedkat on 12 Mar 2013 - 5:30pm #

Anyone else thing he'd make a fantastic muppet character?

“The teams that don’t respect their coaches and don’t trust their coaches are the teams that go .500"
~Zach Boren

Alice in Aggieland's picture
Alice in Aggieland on 13 Mar 2013 - 10:24am #

Since the 'Bama game, he's been on my list of "People Who Look Like Muppets." That list also includes Thad Matta. (It's something about the shape of the nose, I think.)

Related: Buzzfeed's NFL QBs and their Muppet doppelgangers.

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steensn on 12 Mar 2013 - 6:17pm #

Does the Matel Johnny Football action figure come with authentic tattoo? Should Manzel sue the Longhorns for infringing on a trademark he clearly made famous?

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sharks on 12 Mar 2013 - 9:29pm #

Guy on the left has to be his brother.

We can joke all day about what Johnny looks like, but at the end of the day, he laughs last.

The postgame show is brought to you by... Christ, I can't find it. The hell with it...

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Buckeyevstheworld on 13 Mar 2013 - 1:50am #

I take comfort(because i'm bitter) in knowing she'll leave him once he gets bounced out of the NFL.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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ih8rolltyde on 13 Mar 2013 - 3:28am #

Quite unsymetrical(prob not a word) if you ask me.

****igan smells like old water that hot dogs were boiled in.  FACT

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popeurban on 13 Mar 2013 - 7:09am #

I am just glad the Johnny Heisman love fest is over.  I never really liked him and I was worried about another Tebow (God-reincarnate) character being created in the SEC. 

 

 

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Buckeye Black on 13 Mar 2013 - 2:14pm #

Wow, you always hear stories from the opposition about "douchiness" from him, but when is he going to learn to let things be.

 

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/johnny-manziel-tells-eve...

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