Johnny Football admits that he grew up a Longhorns fan. His hometown of Kerrville is definitely Longhorn country. Texas didn't really recruit him hard, apparently only looking at him as a DB.
Since the 'Bama game, he's been on my list of "People Who Look Like Muppets." That list also includes Thad Matta. (It's something about the shape of the nose, I think.)
Does the Matel Johnny Football action figure come with authentic tattoo? Should Manzel sue the Longhorns for infringing on a trademark he clearly made famous?
I am just glad the Johnny Heisman love fest is over. I never really liked him and I was worried about another Tebow (God-reincarnate) character being created in the SEC.
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I greatly enjoy the amount of shit you guys give Johnny Heisman. It's like my worlds collide every time you feature this Muppet-faced manchild.
Isn't there some kind of state program in Texas, where you can either get a high school diploma, or a longhorn tattoo?
Probably the best thing you have ever written M Man.
grandpa mackkkkk. If I'm a UT fan this would make me sick hahaha.
The irony of using a medium clearly identified by the Hebrew Bible as being sinful to share a Hebrew Bible reference must be lost on him.
Dan Isaacs
I can't upvote you, but have this instead:
<slow clap>
Can't see why someone would down vote this. Up vote coming your way to counterbalance it.
Could not have said it better myself. haha. +1 good sir.
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Upvote.
Class of 2008
Mack Brown recruited Johnny Manziel's longhorn tattoo as a safety.
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
I get the feeling that wasn't the ink UT wanted.
"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes
Well played Hove
Maybe that is like a vudoo tattoo or something... I mean that has to explain why the longhorns are so average now, right?
Johnny Football admits that he grew up a Longhorns fan. His hometown of Kerrville is definitely Longhorn country. Texas didn't really recruit him hard, apparently only looking at him as a DB.
Maybe I need to get out my glasses, but does that tattoo say Droverbs? Must be one of them Scientologists
Greg Jennings "I put my team on my back"
I thought Droverbs the first time I saw it. Not a good tattoo if you automatically have to question what is written
No it's that new strain of Mary. That DROverbs mannnn
Is it just me, or does he look kinda scrawny for the QB position? Kid needs a sandwich...
"There is a force that makes us all brothers, no one goes his way alone." --Woody Hayes
From the picture, it looks like he may be in the process of getting one.
How is this not getting more upvotes? Oh that's right, we're too busy sh*tting ourselves about the other thing.
He's the mayo in the middle....LOL
Meh... good for him. Wonder if that longhorn will look more like a bear in 20 yrs.
Nothing like dancing on the field in 02...
Sweet necklace bro.
God, there isn't a bigger boss stormtrooping in CFB right now than Johnny Manziel.
Anyone else thing he'd make a fantastic muppet character?
“The teams that don’t respect their coaches and don’t trust their coaches are the teams that go .500"
~Zach Boren
Since the 'Bama game, he's been on my list of "People Who Look Like Muppets." That list also includes Thad Matta. (It's something about the shape of the nose, I think.)
Related: Buzzfeed's NFL QBs and their Muppet doppelgangers.
Does the Matel Johnny Football action figure come with authentic tattoo? Should Manzel sue the Longhorns for infringing on a trademark he clearly made famous?
Guy on the left has to be his brother.
We can joke all day about what Johnny looks like, but at the end of the day, he laughs last.
The postgame show is brought to you by... Christ, I can't find it. The hell with it...
I take comfort(because i'm bitter) in knowing she'll leave him once he gets bounced out of the NFL.
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
Quite unsymetrical(prob not a word) if you ask me.
****igan smells like old water that hot dogs were boiled in. FACT
I am just glad the Johnny Heisman love fest is over. I never really liked him and I was worried about another Tebow (God-reincarnate) character being created in the SEC.
Wow, you always hear stories from the opposition about "douchiness" from him, but when is he going to learn to let things be.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/johnny-manziel-tells-eve...