Alabama Fan Wins March's Worst Tattoo Just Five Days into the Month

March 5, 2013 at 9:04a    by Jason Priestas    


LouGroza's picture

Wow. My first thought was "is that a woman?" the second was "she has a beard".  I need help. Ten years from now that will certainly be on one of those tattoo cover-up shows.

Chief B1G Dump's picture

Pretty sure he is going to change the Sa(b)an to Sa(t)an as soon as Little Nicky leaves.
But this tat makes it look like the grim reaper has come to kill alabama football.

dubjayfootball90's picture

I do not see that bayonet being too useful or efficient in close combat situations
sarcasm aside, this tattoo blows rancid ***

You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.

SPreston2001's picture

That tat is fuckin terrible!! The M-16 is all crooked!! Just awful!!

UncleBuck's picture

Accidental down vote, sorry.

Baroclinicity's picture


When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

sharks's picture

To be fair to the tattoo artist, the Bama fan probably just has scoliosis

A man got to have a code...

MediBuck's picture

I was thinking exactly that!
It did, however, flash in my mind that whoever made that tattoo may have thought it would be cool to make it curved like a sickle. The pathetic result makes me hope some Alabaman didn't really think that far about this abomination of skin stamping...

"There is a force that makes us all brothers, no one goes his way alone." --Woody Hayes

steensn's picture

I'm pretty sure that was done because he didn't take into account the guys back. In one position it might be straight, but normal position it is slightly curved. It's just one of the worst tattoos I've ever seen executed. I hope this was the guys first one.

BME_Buckeye's picture

An AK-47 M-16 that has a scythe blade is actually a cool idea! Props to the tattoo artist! 

Look closely, because the closer you think you are, the less you will actually see.


Chad Peltier's picture

And totally practical - reap while you shoot.

dubjayfootball90's picture

haha, new slogan for the Alabamians.... "Reap while you shoot"

You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.

steensn's picture

To bad he/she isn't a good tattoo artist... or it might have been cool.

Sgt. Elias's picture

They pilfered the image from the show on FX

"Okay -- I've got an El Camino full of rampage here." 

steensn's picture

Ouch, and now he's not even original...

E2Brutus's picture

Not original and in 5-10 years when Saban is done at Bama and Sons of Anarchy is off the air he'll just have some sh*tty faded tat with crooked gun and confusing message.

BuckeyeLurker0509's picture

That looks totally rad bro.
I'm gonna get the same thing but "Minions of Meyer" with the Block O.

tennbuckeye19's picture

Wonder if this guy got his ink from the same place as AJ McCarron:

Baroclinicity's picture

Is that really his?

When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

tennbuckeye19's picture

Yes. Google AJ McCarron and his tat will come up. 

Alhan's picture

The tattoo is a TERRIBLE rendition of the SAMCRO figure from the FX show Sons of Anarchy. Great show. Terrible artwork on that dude's back.

"Nom nom nom" - Brady Hoke

Unky Buck's picture

Why is Death playing bocce?
I also reckon that the guy who got this tat likes fried taters too.

If you jiggle your monitor, does that make a jiggly gif?

tennbuckeye19's picture

"I reckon I'm gonna kill you. Mmm. Hmm."

Unky Buck's picture

I figured that reference wouldn't be too difficult to get for many around these parts.

If you jiggle your monitor, does that make a jiggly gif?

Poison nuts's picture

"They was a one feller that says the water's deep, then there's another feller that says the waters a cold".

"Do not pass me, just slow down - I can move right through you" Superchunk - Precision Auto.

Earle's picture

Why is Death playing bocce?

Because he refuses to play Twister anymore.

Your Noble Savage is a Straw Yeti.

Unky Buck's picture

Haha, well played Tenn...well played. I couldn't remember where I saw Death and Twister in the same scenario. Nice memory on this one.

If you jiggle your monitor, does that make a jiggly gif?

steensn's picture

"Ball" is being used loosely here. Egg is more appropriate.

703Buckeye's picture

Gumpland is always good for a few laughs. Life would be a lot less entertaining without them.

"Attack the Strong, Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead!"
-Former OSU S&C Coach Lichter

MN Buckeye's picture

Bama is now trying to beat us in everything, and they just won for tat recognition.

Doc's picture

It was a fellow Alabamian that coined this phrase.  "Stupid is as stupid does."  That about says it all.

I'm hiding baby and I'm dreaming
I'm riding down your moonlight mile

sharks's picture

Dude!  Stick a NSFW over those moobs...

A man got to have a code...