What are Brady Hoke and Mark Dantonio Talking About?

By Jason Priestas on February 12, 2013 at 9:30p
Brady Hoke and Mark Dantonio, best buds, taking in a game at the Breslin

What's Brady Hoke saying? What is Mark Dantonio thinking? America needs to know!

Leave a comment with your best caption for this photo. If your comment ends up with the most upvotes by Thursday, Feb. 14 at noon ET, you'll get your choice of a tee from Eleven Warriors Dry Goods.

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cbusbuckeye's picture

"Dinner date at Golden Corral later? I'll buy!"

DLB1276's picture

Come on, rub my belly.

Knarcisi's picture

"whaddya say you and me go kick the shit out of Meyer?"

Mi.Buckeye's picture

Can you believe this Urban Meyer fellow, he's recruiting all these kids from Michigan and their committing to him. Who are we going to get to commit to us?

Urbanmania's picture

Please be joking about trying out for a Chippendales position.

chethammer's picture

I fed myself more than I fed Denard this year.  I put on some serious poundage!

Hovenaut's picture

"I'm going for a chili dog, you want any nachos or anything?"

Alex Boones Liver's picture

"You know we are all left to fight for second place right?"

Turtlebuster's picture

So....i heard about this turtle...

DJRoss926's picture

"Matt Foley has really let himself go."

The Vest-er's picture

BH- "You got the rest of that cow where that jacket came from?"
MD- {inner monologue} If he gets drool on this thing, he's getting the cleaning bill.

Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.

almurray10's picture

"10 bucks says you can't guess how many donuts I have stashed on me right now!"

Hoody Wayes's picture

"Don't forget who told'ya to buy that Eleven Warriors stock!"

Alex Boones Liver's picture

"Do you know if you put your ear to my navel you can hear Hang on Sloopy?"

Culp's Freaking Hill's picture

"I just don't know, Mike, it just seems like if I don't eat fast food at least once a day, I'm just not going to have a good day."

Twitter: @conquestnorman

osu_chris's picture

Hoke: "Did you see what I wrote about Shelley Meyer in the Men's room? That oughta show him who's boss."

gobucks5413's picture

Hey there Brady...looks like you accidentally wore Denards shirt...

gbdawg's picture

You ate how many cheeseburgers?

JeffCoBuck's picture

"And then I said, 'Speed is overrated!'"

Matt F's picture

MD:  "You know what I love about college athletes?  I keep gettin' older, and they keep staying the same age"
BH:  "Cheeseburger"

Chorkman's picture

"Speed IS overrated, right?!?!"  "Sure Brady, whatever."

Ohio Against the World.

TheBuckeyeBoard's picture

Hoke, "Hey Mark, uhhh...that's my wife right there...ummm...you think Urban can flip her?"

"I have yet to be in a game where the most prepared team didn't win." -Coach Urban Meyer


Hoke: Mark, hey how's it going man, looks like a good matchup this evening. 
Mark: God you are pathetic, and put on some deodorant. You smell like a heavily used out house, if that camera wasn't on us, we would not be having this convo.

Pay It Forward!

Hovenaut's picture

"Well I tell you MD, snacking's not a sport, its a way of life. It's no hobby. It's a way of looking at that buffet and saying 'Hey Bud, let's party!'....Where'd you get this jacket?"

Baroclinicity's picture

BH:  "Seriously, you gotta call Ohio State 'Ohio'... it's hysterical!"
MD:  "Dumb ass."

When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

LouGroza's picture

Funny and very possibly factual.

GoBucks917's picture

Hoke: Hear the rumor Chick-Fil-A might be opening on Sundays now?

dharmabuckeye's picture

Hoke: 'Hey man, I've lost some weight since the season ended'...
Dantonio: 'Riiiightttt'

MotownBuck's picture

"So I tells Urban, look - take the recruits. leave the Cannoli."

Trotwood-Madison. Once a Ram, Always a Ram.

M Man's picture

Hoke:  "I've seen zombies on tv, but this is the first time I've met one.  Put 'er there..."

ohiowhitesnake's picture

Nice leather jacket. Where's the rest of the cow, I'm starving!

I finally got a set of Gold Pants!

MotownBuck's picture

BH: So when are these folks going to learn that me, you and Urb all Ohio guys and that it's all going according to plan?
MD: Sooooon ... 

Trotwood-Madison. Once a Ram, Always a Ram.

Oakland Buckeye's picture

Hoke: "Rub my belt stretcher & I'll grant you 3 wishes, and yes, all 3 can be the Urban leaves Ohio"

jestertcf's picture

and then i said "oh yeah?? well I bet I can fit THREE pancakes in my mouth."

~Because we couldn't go for three~

NEB_Buck's picture

"Speaking of beastiality... I have this move I call the "HOKEy Pokey".

Knarcisi's picture

Mark, I've gotta tell ya, I haven't been this happy since ...

luckynutz's picture

"I see you eyeing that hot dog vendor mark. And that's a bad idea bro. No one eats bradys hot dogs!"

ShadyBuckeye's picture

Hoke: Hey hey hey shhh... Mike come here for a quick second! Wonn' know what I did? I had one of our guys pick meyer up at the airport and he's driving him in circles around East lansing!
                      MD: This recruit is all ours!

gravey's picture

Dantonio: These cheerleaders are somethin' else.
Hoke:  I like pancakes.

BuckeyeRob's picture

Hoke - "How much would it cost for you to drink kool-aid out of my belly button?"

Rob Tackett

porkchopexpress's picture

Hoke: "Waddya say, loser treats the winner to a Crave Case after the game?"
Dantonio: I'm going nowhere with this guy. He smells like Ke$ha looks

causeicouldntgo43's picture

Did you see that new OSU logo? What were they thinking? Yea, even Ramzy thinks it's lame. Those OH-IO losers!

causeicouldntgo43's picture

This was an attempt to show how the only thing these guys can criticize OSU on is the new logo. They can't beat us, so all they can do is mock our new logo. They have been reduced to trivialization. I believe most of of the people on this site don't much care for the "new" logo either.
Carry on....

buckeye20's picture

Did you see my titties bouncin' just now Mark?

causeicouldntgo43's picture

Speed kills? My ass. I'll take a punter any day!

causeicouldntgo43's picture

I just got AJ McCarron's mom's autograph - can you believe it?

Mi.Buckeye's picture

Hoke: Ihop has all you can eat pancakes, what are we waiting for?

Knarcisi's picture

"Get in my belly !!!"

causeicouldntgo43's picture

 How about I trade you one of my 4 star recruits for those sweet looking nachos?

USMC11917's picture

"How much longer do I have to laugh at this idiots jokes before he gets hungry and leaves me alone for a buffet?" - /end inner dialogue

lnxbz's picture

"It's easy, Hoke, we kill the Urban"
"If it's so easy, then why haven't you done it?"
"Well, we had a Gentlemen's agreement"

brglr14's picture

harry and lloyd all grown up.

I dont know karate but i do know crazy and i'm not afraid to use it.


brglr14's picture

i ve got a baby in here and its name is urban.

I dont know karate but i do know crazy and i'm not afraid to use it.


BuckeyeNation's picture

Dantonio: Hey Brady, check out those thighs on that chick!
Hoke: Damn it Mark... I told you not to be bringing up food anytime soon. The concession stands won't re-open until halftime.
Dantonio: *sigh* smh, dumb ass michigan men!

dubjayfootball90's picture

Dantonio: "I just put a whoopi cushion on Meyer's seat to get back at him for stealing my recruits. Look at him, he is about to sit on it."
Hoke: "You are a genious. I have been trying to get back at him for not letting me cross the 50 in the second half."

You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.

Seabass1974's picture

"Kings play chess on fine glass stools."

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Woody Hayes

dubjayfootball90's picture

Hoke: "Rats live on no evil star. Its the same forwards as it is backwards. Its amazing, just blows my mind, man. You know?"
Dantonio: (out the side of his mouth) "Holy hell this guy is an idiot"

You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.

@ndyBetz's picture

Hoke: I'm not Fat Tuesday I'm big boned!

We didn't land on 11w. 11w landed on us!
8 great years at tOSU and no I'm not a doctor. They just kept letting me get football tickets.

AngelHeartsBuckeyes's picture

I got that Meyer dude right where we want him. Right here. That's right. I ate him.

Buckeye born and bred. Buckeye til I'm dead.

jkrk's picture

Dantonio: Can't believe I wasted my annual smile at a basketball game.

jfrank373's picture

We can always try to beat Ohio in basketball, right? Oh wait...

Unky Buck's picture

No, seriously, I ate the WHOLE wheel of cheese. I haven't pooped in 5 days.

Rock over London; Rock on Chicago. Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'

KillerNut's picture

Hoke: I'll tell you what Mr. Dantoneeooh, you buy me some Nachos and you can have all the Michigan recruits Urban doesn't take to Ohio

740's picture

"have you seen nebraska's basketball team?"

d1145fresh's picture

Only two more okay seasons and we'll get SEC job offers too. 

ohiowhitesnake's picture

Dantonio "hey little brother"
Hoke "herp derp I'm big brother right?"

I finally got a set of Gold Pants!

740's picture

"haha title IX haha"

skiehl's picture

Go away manbearpig thing

wibuckeye's picture

Hoke " Pull my finger"
Hoke "I'm confused, if I call you Michigan, who are we?"


btalbert25's picture

Mark! Mark! MARK!!!!! Can I have your ticket stub? MSU Scored 70, that means FREE TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scott's picture

"We are so f*cked."

Class of 2008

btalbert25's picture

Jaba:   Womp wa womp wa wa womp (in his finest Charlie Brown Teacher Voice)
Dantonio:  (laughing as he thinks to himself) How the fuck am I the one who had a heart attack????

Go8uck5's picture

Urban is really kicking our @$$, shouldn't we be on the phone?


740's picture

brady: "mark, you DOGGGG! is that real LEATHER?"
mark: "it puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again. it puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again."

ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

Dantonio laughing at the potential jokes coming into his brain when Hoke says "speed is overrated"

Class of 2010.

Grant Edgell's picture

Hoke: "We're both going to beat Ohio this year, little buddy. Trust me. Here, shake on it."
Dantonio: [Ohhhhhhhhhhhh GOD this guy is a douche. Keep smiling to avoid Eleven Warriors running some damn caption contest on a photo op.]

OSUAndy07's picture

I didn't know Dantonio smiles

"But I'm tryin' Ringo. I'm tryin', real hard, to be the shepherd"

porkchopexpress's picture

Hoke: "If you had to pick, who would you rather be...the Cookie Monster or the Hamburglar?"
Dantonio: If I make a pick it'll only start an argument.  When does this game start?

gosolow2000's picture

Mark: So, you wanna split a pizza?
Brady: What are you gonna eat then ?

bigbadbuck's picture

Brady: There once was a man from Nantucket, who had a cannoli so long he could suck it
 Dantonio: You said cannoli

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, its a war room

nightmuse's picture

Hoke: So this is what it feels like to have both our teams ranked in the Top 10!

TheShookster's picture

Dantonio: Hey is that AJ McCarron's girlfriend over there?
Hoke: Hmmm? What about McDonalds?

He ain't even stretch doe!!

hodge's picture

Brady Hoke and Mark Dantonio are not talking about anything.  Dantonio has clearly caught the gaze of the person snapping this photo, and his forced smile is barely containing the insatiable bloodlust that is now coursing through his veins at the mere idea that this photograph could suggest that he and Hoke are anything but mortal enemies.  The photographer's whereabouts are currently unknown, through the words "DIE YUPPIE SCUM" have been discovered on a nearby dumpster--written in blood; poor bastard.  Rumors are abound, but people have reported seeing a naked man in his mid-fifties running around campus with a chainsaw.
Frankly, Hoke's just relieved that he's avoided eye contact with the guy.  It's rumoured that the "Sparty" statue that adorns MSU's campus was actually a mascot that stared directly into Dantonio's soulless eyes.

Knarcisi's picture

"hiya Mark.  Amazing, huh?  Michigan. Where Ohio men like us go to compete for the scraps".

Miami of Brohio's picture

I cant remember how our divisions are set up either

Hogan1's picture

Brady Hoke telling Dantonio hes going on a diet.

Knarcisi's picture

"this isn't a bald spot forming on my head.  I've been rooting around under the seats for popcorn"

old_rasputin's picture

"Remember that one time when we kicked Bert Beilema out of Wisconsin?"
"I think you mean Barry Alvarez"
"Nah, pretty sure his name was Bert"

"We hate to lose, but when we do, rest assured we'll be back, and someone will pay the price." Coach Hayes

hodge's picture

Hoke: "Man, I'm so hungry...I could eat my arm."
Dantonio: "Human flesh is quite tough, especially the arms.  You need to par-boil those f*ckers for at least a day before finishing them in the saute.  Reminds me of a time a census taker tried to quantify me, I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
Hoke: "See, I'm more of an Arbor Mist man, myself."

thePhilipJFry's picture

BH:  I just read on Wikipedia that Ohio State is going independent in football NEXT SEASON!
MD:  Jesus, you'll believe anything you fat f@ck.

Knarcisi's picture

MD ... Does he really think I think he reads?  More like ... Ate an encyclopedia. 

UrbanCulture's picture

Hoke: "Hey Mark, Guess what I'm giving up for Lent?"
Mark: "Your in-game coaching?...O wait."

kevinfrenchfry's picture

haha, has to be one of the top 5 captions

OurHonorDefend09's picture

"If you can't beat him [Urban], kill him."

Don't give up... Don't ever give up.

dumpus's picture

"I just met you,
and my name's Brady.
I'm just fat,
Its not a baby."

Bucks43201's picture

Hoke, (about to shake Dantonio's hand): "Put 'er there, little brother!"
Dantonio, (looking away & embarassed for this stranger talking to him): "Why the hell does this Artie Lange  look-alike think we're related?"

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

Hockey Buck's picture

Just think. With playdough, er playboy Bret gone, all the bitches our ours!

UrbanWoodrowEarlTressel's picture

BH: "hey bro!"
MD: "pride comes before the fall. literally." / then MD pushes BH, BH falls, and a crew of 5 grown-ass men with a dolley, have to pick him up
(accomanying video to help explain)

Adambob's picture

Pull my finger
Bitch please

TNbuckeye91's picture

Hoke "dont say anything but I just ate the whole buffet, and the table, and urban, and his recruits."
Dantonio: "about time"

I come from a long line high, low, and in-between, the same as you. - TVZ

Buckeye Beast's picture

Hoke: "I met this girl on twitter. Her name's Lennay, girls a dime bro"
Mark: "Haha, is that so?"
Hoke: "Yep. But anyways, long story short, it's getting pretty serious"

Even Squirrels hate Michigan

Seth4Bucks's picture

Hoke: "What do you mean I'll EAT into the profits? I'm telling you, I'm opening up a side business selling girl scout cookies. Look, I'll pay for the cookies and eat them . . . and then I'll pay myself back as the worker. It's sheer genius, unlimited supplies of thin mints and money for the rest of my life!
Dantonio: Oh God, please someone rescue me . . . where's a nacho stand when I need one?

HighBallAce's picture

Dude, if we put our teams together, we could totally beat Ohio State!

Poison nuts's picture

Hoke - "You see that? Someone just took a picture of us -- I bet they'll turn this into another caption contest at 11W & 90% of the captions are about how overweight I am...Those Ohio people are so predictable.."
Dantonio - "Whatever fatty".

"Do not pass me, just slow down - I can move right through you" Superchunk - Precision Auto.

JohnBoy's picture

Hoke: Did you see how firm Urban's ass is?
MD: Yeah....he must workout.

Thank you sir! May I have another?

Sofa Kingdom's picture

BH: You’re it.
MD: You’re it.
BH: You’re it, quitsies!
MD: Anti-quitsies, you’re it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!
BH: You can’t do that!
MD: Can too!
BH: Cannot, stamp it!
MD: Can too, double stamp it, no erasies!
BH: Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true.
MD: No, you can’t do that… you can’t triple stamp a double stamp, you can’t triple stamp a double stamp! Hoke!

DMcDougal24's picture

BH: "... So he says WE need to start recruiting better!"
MD: "That arrogant prick. Lets you and I form a gentleman's agreement to never recruit against each other. That will show him how things work around here"

LouGroza's picture

BH: So, then we decided to say that Urban was inferring that I had multiple offers to coach in the NFL to sway recruits and....Hey, Hey Mark! Stop laughing! I could possibly coach in the NFL someday! 

bowthrock's picture

BH- I wish Tressel was still their coach.
MD- He kicked our asses for an entire decade you dumb shit!
BH- That's better than what's going to happen for the next ten!
MD- God I miss Tressel!

"Lets beat the shit out of Michigan".... Urban. Frank. Meyer.

Lincoln's picture

BH " WELLLLL, Bo and a turtle walked into a MICHIGAN bar"
MD " Yah, I think I know where you are going with this one"

Hohnson's picture

Dantonio:  "Look at this f**king guy.  How is it possible I'm the one who had a f**king heart attack?"


shocker45886's picture

Hey look we are on fan cam
when were done, wanna share some nachos?

shortbus20's picture

Hey Mark   Can you believe Arkansas was dumb enough to hire Bret Bielma...

  • shortbus20
brandonbauer87's picture

"If we both tell Jim Delany that Meyer is paying recruits, he'll have to believe us."

brandonbauer87's picture

"We'll let you win all the basketball games if you give us the football games. Deal?"

BrewstersMillions's picture

Brady-"Mark...you see that kid over there...he's 8 and can throw a football. Here's the best part....Urban has no idea who he is...we might get one!"
Mark-"May the best recruiter win!"


"If I ask out that roast beef sandwich you think it'll say yes?"

"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest Civil War analogy EVER.

acBuckeye's picture

Hoke: "And then I says...... uhhh, uhh, i says...... uhhh, Ohio."
Dantonio: "Next question."

Optimistic Buckeye Pessimist's picture

HOKE:  ".. I'll tell you what, you can take a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?"

DANTONIO:  "... what, I am having trouble making the connection here ..."

HOKE:  "... no, I mean you can take a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass, but then ... no, it's got to be your bull ..."
DANTONIO: "... wow ..."

Read my entire screen name....

highwire's picture

So I said, "Dammit Bielema, that's my tit you're grabbing!"

Run_Fido_Run's picture

Hoke: "Hey, Mark. I see you staring at the blonde cheerleader down there. Hell, I can't blame you . . .  she's hot! But I got a surprise for you, buddy. That girl is not in love with you. She's not the girl you've been chatting online with these last three months - she's not Hot-to-Trot69. I'm Hot-to-Trot69! You got catfished. We hijacked a photo of the blonde cheerleader so that we could teach you a lesson on social media responsibility. Okay, the truth is, I was trying to distract you on the recruiting trail and now you got the 40th ranked recruiting class! But, you know what, I think I might be falling for you . . ."
Dantonio [silently thinking]: ". . .  What this fat f--- doesn't know is that we've been catfishing the top 2014 high school prospects in Michigan - sending out intimate texts to these kids on Hoke's behalf - haha! Now, half of them are convinced that Jabba desperately wants to go Ronaiah Tuiasosopo on their a--es! That's how we landed Drake Harris and Deon Drake while Urban Meyer stole Damon Webb and Lawrence Marshall. We'll see who gets the last laugh, you fat f---!"

hail2victors9's picture

MD:  I'm so sick of you talking about "Michigan Men."  We have Michigan Men, too. 
BH:  They're not Michigan Men.
MD:  More than half our roster is from Michigan.
BH:  They're not Michigan Men.
MD:  WHAAT?  They're from Michigan...they're men.
BH:  They're not Michigan Men.
MD:  You offered 15 of them.
BH:  They're not Michigan Men.
MD:  You have more players from Ohio than you do Michigan.  How can they be Michigan men?
BH:  We only take Michigan Men.
MD:  Oh. My. God.

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!

~Bo Schembechler

Lincoln's picture

I think we should give this guy a t-shirt.
1. that is funny stuff
2. I vote 12-OH

Earle's picture

Good stuff, Hail.  Might I add:
MD:  Why aren't they Michigan Men?
BH:  They're too fast.

Have you tried Not Your Father's Root Beer?  It tastes just like the real thing, but it packs a punch (5.9%ABV).  It's a little sweet for me though.  Two is my limit.

hail2victors9's picture

thanks.  Lol.

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!

~Bo Schembechler

brandonbauer87's picture

You win the shirt and when The Game rolls around, when we win, you wear said shirt to watch your bowl game. 

hail2victors9's picture

Deal!  But you have to pay for my trip to said bowl game ;) 
My wife actually claims to be an OSU "Fan," so I'd probably let her pick it out.

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!

~Bo Schembechler

brandonbauer87's picture

Lol I never said anything about going to the game. Just watching it.

hail2victors9's picture


Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!

~Bo Schembechler

legates54's picture

BH:  "Mark, Good luck in the race for 2nd place"
MD: "Yeah, I need a career change"

D-Buck's picture

MD:Hi! Mark Dantonio, Head Coach.  Damn glad to meet ya!
BH: I'm a legacy!

Poison nuts's picture


"Do not pass me, just slow down - I can move right through you" Superchunk - Precision Auto.

GABuckeye's picture

MD: "What are going to do today Brain?"
BH: "Same thing we do every day Pinky - try and put Golden Corral out of business!"

David Sokol's picture

Hoke: Sigh
Dantonio: What's wrong, Brady?
Hoke: Denard - ESPN already told me that they're paying him to sit in the student section at every Michigan home game, so they can show him during every big play this football season.
Dantonio: That guy has gotta get a job. Why don't they just pan over the student section?
Hoke: Have you seen our students?....yeesh.

northcampus's picture

"Dude!  That was a great "AYYY!!!" impersonation!  You sound just like the Fonz!"

northcampus's picture

"Sweet jacket Dino!  I eat cows, you wear them!"

kevinfrenchfry's picture

Hoke: My wife and I have been experimenting with donuts in the bedroom.
Dantonio (to himself): Get me out of here.

Ahh Saturday's picture

Hoke:  . . . and then Ferentz says to me, 375k per win isn't bad, but I got over 900k for each win last year.
Dantonio:  Ha ha ha, must kill agent.

toad1204's picture

BH: I usually eat the whole thing but thats a nice jacket. 
MD: (No wonder his breath smells like sh*t)

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02... 

GlueFingers Lavelli's picture

(Dantonio)  What'd you think of me getting that creep to stalk Meyer's recruits?? pretty good huh??
(Hoke)  Waugh what!?!?  That's my nephew you're talking about. He always won the trivia games. It's hard to press those buttons fast with wing sauce on your fingers.

Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.

GuidedByVoices's picture

So, Harbaugh is screaming at the refs, right? I want cake! I want cake now! I was like, Is this guy serious? I mean I love cake, but I wouldn't even do that. And he was their first choice?! I'll send you the link.

Earle's picture

That is a GREAT avatar!

Have you tried Not Your Father's Root Beer?  It tastes just like the real thing, but it packs a punch (5.9%ABV).  It's a little sweet for me though.  Two is my limit.

Earle's picture

Talk about mud flaps, Brady's got 'em.  There's a whole unexplored universe of Spinal Tap/Michigan humor out there ("Hell Hole" immediately springs to mind).

Have you tried Not Your Father's Root Beer?  It tastes just like the real thing, but it packs a punch (5.9%ABV).  It's a little sweet for me though.  Two is my limit.

droessl's picture

FatTits: "Tickle your ass with a feather?"
MD: "what!?"
TubbsMcGee: "I said 'Particularly nice weather'"

harleymanjax's picture

MD: Look at that chick, I think her boobs are actually bigger than yours!
BH: Yeah but my belly is still bigger............WINNING!

"Because I couldn't go for 3"

tennbuckeye19's picture

Hoke: Man, Mark, that leather jacket is Su-weeeeeeet! I used to have one of those, but I....outgrew it.
Dantonio: Yeah, from the looks of you, I'm guessing you've outgrown a lot of things over the years.

rkylet83's picture

BH - Boy this sure is a big crowd. (Mouthful)
MD - I know, there will be no way we could get you to the defibrillator in time!

gobucks96's picture

heat miser and snow miser...

D. Anthony's picture

Brady: Can you believe that they have nobody in this state capable of running a football program? Look around, these idiots hate Ohio, call it the worst state ever, then bring in a couple of Ohio raised guys like us and pay us millions to eat corndogs and do a little coach'n...hey Mark, you listening to me?
Mark: look at the butt on that cheerleader.

D. Anthony

rickyu22's picture

BH: Check out the butt on that...(talking about woman)
MD:Yeah he must work out...(talkin about Coach Meyer) 

IBleedSandG's picture

Hoke: Mark, you guys sure are lucky you don't have to play Ohio (State) next year!
Dantonio: Yeah, Frank Solich is a heck of a coach and they are coming of a nice year.
Hoke: No, the other Ohio...
Dantonio: Ohhhh, you mean Ohio State. {thinks to himself} I hate when he does his stupid Ohio thing.
Hoke: Yeah, them
Dantonio: Yeah, good luck with that buddy!


Mush's picture

BH: uh, oh, uh, uh...Did you hear, did you hear, did you hear ????
MD: Sure did. Urban Meyer leaves B1G to be anointed Pope !!!

northcampus's picture

Hoke: "That turtle joke Urban told was pretty freaking funny, wasn't it?"
Dino: "I actually got Narduzzi to latch a turtle on.  He was hurting afterwards"

MAVBuck's picture

Hoke: "Get ready, were on the kissing cam"
Mark: "God I hope he doesnt smell the sandwich I ate earlier..."

kalabuckzoo's picture

MD:  Looks like it's time to do what we were told back in college..."my advice to you is to start drinking heavily."


Tengauge's picture

Brady: I just sent Meyer an alligator let's see him get that off his privates...

E2Brutus's picture

"I agree, Mark. If we both chipped in we could build a wall around the state but I'm not sure that would stop him."

E2Brutus's picture

Hoke: "What can I say, I'm a traditionalist. If there's no chocolate covered ham in Cupid diaper it's just not Valentine's Day!"
Dantonio: (Awkward laughing)

Hogan1's picture

Hoke: Joey Chestnut is going down this year.
Dantonio: The B1G is lucky to have such a competitive eater. 

Leanenaud's picture

Will you help me get this bracelet off my wrist? I've got some major sodium bloat going on and it's cutting off the circulation to my hand. 

bucknasty13's picture

Okay...Urban stole both of our recruits...You club him and I'll eat him.

Ahh Saturday's picture

Hoke: Half an hour later, I'm still crawling around on my stomach. I thought he said low hanging fruit PIE!

Illibuck11's picture

BH: "I love stirring the pot with rivals. I'm going to start calling you guys Michigan."

David Sokol's picture

Hoke: I just had that new Indian spot on campus.
Dantonio: And..?
Hoke: Just crushed Izzo's private toilet in his office. Thing's built for midgets.
Dantonio: Oh, food's that bad?
Hoke: No, I sat on the toilet, it came off the wall and was crushed into pieces.

Buckeyeneer's picture

Remember, I get to finish second this year.

"Because the rules won't let you go for three." - Woody Hayes

THE Ohio State University

njclebuckeye5's picture

Hoke "So I said to the waitress I ordered 3 slabs not 2"
Dantonio 'Wow is his hand sweaty. I'll just look at the floor and hope he walks away.'

Lobs it to the endzone... Touchdown Devin Smith!!

NCBuck1's picture

Hoke - .........and then when WE play Ohio, you send us YOUR best players!
MD - Yeah!    Jabba, You're a genious buddy!

WC Buckeye's picture

Hoke: "It's awfully nice to meet you, Mr. Diamond. Nice haircut. Sweet Caroline's always been one of my favorites".

The only thing that's new in the world is the history that we have forgotten.

KateUptonsLowerBack's picture

BH: "Does this shirt make me look fat, Mark?"
MD: "ehhhh no, it's your flabby manboobs, mainly"

UrbanWoodrowEarlTressel's picture

Winner in my book.

cajunbuckeye's picture

"Mark, ya see the hot dog vendor over there? You create a distraction and I'll grab all the dogs."

An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches

faux_maestro's picture

MD: Hey Brady, where's my hotdog?
BH: I...uh...umm...accidentally...uhhh...the whole thing.

Your mom told me she wants a Dicken Cidar.

twalsh's picture

BH- Let's team up so we can beat OHIO next year!
MD- Do you mean OHIO Bobcats or do you mean OHIO STATE?

Buckeyeboy's picture

Hoke: "Hey Mark, your mascot passes our 'look test' for student-athlete recruits."
Dantonio: "Really?"

Go Bucks!

Haybucks's picture

Braidy Joke: Well? Are you losing your DC next year? Have you had time to review my resume?
Mad Dan: Could he be a bigger d-bag?

If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later. -  Mark Twain


Buckeytrips's picture

BH - Mark, if you push right here I will stick my tongue in your ear.

Kevbo714's picture

BH- "... The one who told me, 4,8,15,16,23,42...?"
MD- "Not THAT Desmond, you idiot..."

Tom Crean listens to Nickelback...

AJBor41's picture

MD - "Did you see Appling's girlfriend down there?"
BH - "Yea, too bad Musberger already called 'dibs'."

blueinsconsin's picture

Mark:  So we work together to flip Marshall?
Brady: Yeah, that plan sounds good.
Mark: I'll take Marshall
Brady:  And I'll take Drake.
Mark: Deal
Brady: Deal

Not here to troll...Go Blue

Jason Priestas's picture

Looks like Baroclinicity is our winner. Be on the lookout for an email from us.

Thanks for participating and voting, everyone.