Urban Meyer wants you to know Simply Orange orange juice is a delicious source of potassium

By Vico on January 10, 2013 at 11:57p

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SilverBulletNYC's picture

Damn. That's bad. 

The South will NOT rise again!

William's picture

Awful commercial, but I'm sure he was laughing all the way to the bank. 

LABuckeye's picture

He's all about the fundamentals, except when it comes to acting...

hodge's picture

Man, I think I've seen low-budget adult films with better production values than this...

Vico's picture

That may not even be the best from Urban's past.


I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

William's picture

Yeah! "Who ya gonna cover?" Lol'd

AndyVance's picture

That's epic.

OSUStu's picture

Those are some pretty sweet guitar licks.

If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.  ~ Bruce Lee

brband64's picture

I think he's more concerned about a different kind of "juice" these days ;-)

"Maybe the Big Ten is not that bad. Maybe it's pretty damn good.'' ~ Urban Meyer

hodge's picture

Word is that Minute Maid's looking for a sponsor. 

DetroitBuckeye's picture

OJ is big in Florida.

Bucksfan's picture

Man, this offseason is really starting off with a bang.  First, a hilarious thread about that Anzalone kid, and now horrible Urban Meyer commercials!


Dougger's picture

who has a personalized florida gators guitar in a jewelry store?

I like football

Bucksfan's picture

Dougger, some German guy made a scale model of Ohio Stadium using legos.  College football fanhood is a crazy place.

johnblairgobucks's picture

That alligator ring...... who would buy that?

AndyVance's picture

Met many Gators fans? They're not normal.

Bucksfan's picture

This is seriously the gift that keeps on giving.

What school did you go to?!

AndyVance's picture

I am now convinced it was these Utah ticket commercials, and not the undefeated 2004 campaign, that ultimately caught Florida's eye and led to his coaching the Gators.

Poison nuts's picture

Well...at least he can coach!

"Do not pass me, just slow down - I can move right through you" Superchunk - Precision Auto.

ATXbucknut's picture

Except that Simply Orange OJ comes from mostly Brazilian oranges.  Had he done the commercial in Portuguese...now that would have been impressive.

One Bad Buckeye's picture

It would be great to sit down with Urban in a film room and go over all of these one by one as if they were games and bust his chops about them.  You know he'd be pissing his pants laughing at himself in these vids.  Shelly says he has a pretty good sense of humor except for when it comes to beating scUM of course.    

"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."

iball's picture

The fist pump is the best part

“There’s one thing I have learned through all my adventures and conquests - it’s that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great - I just am great.” – Kenny Powers

hail2victors9's picture

I like how he holds it up close to his face

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!

~Bo Schembechler

buckeye_baker's picture

This is the best. thread. ever.
Couldn't find anymore for Coach Meyer, but did find:

"I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying." -Woody Hayes

AndyVance's picture

Is Urbz doing Kroger commercials yet? That's become something of a tradition in Columbus... I know Tress and Matta both did them. Did Fickell get one last year?

Oyster's picture

His wife did a pizza commercial.
(sorry, but it was just too easy to pass up)

"Scrolling hurts my finger"

(and FitzBuck was clearly the winner)

BED's picture

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OSUStu's picture

Who doesn't enjoy "a simply fresh-squeezed taste experience"?

If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.  ~ Bruce Lee

Run_Fido_Run's picture

What if Buckeye fans got to decide which products Urbz would hawk?
For example, between late November - early January, he could pitch cigars, or sparkling wines from Ohio. In comparison to Californian or French wines, the Ohio wines might not score very high, but Urbz would make them taste very sweet nonetheless.
Or, Urbz could pitch the following products to fans and coaches of other Big Ten programs . . .
Carlisle's kayak paddles? Urbz would prove the effectiveness of this product via a "hands on" demonstration.

Anal fissure ointment?
Visine to treat red, watery eyes?

Grayskullsession's picture

I think I died a little inside. Still love you Urbz!

"if irony were made of strawberries, we' d all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."

Dougger's picture

dude these commercials are so bad i can't hold in my laughter at work. great job everybody.

I like football

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D. Anthony's picture

Remember former bball coach Jim O'Brien and the Mt. Olive pickle commercials?

D. Anthony

PierogyJim's picture

Simply Orange is the best OJ, though

Maestro's picture

Love the fist pump.  Worse than Lefty's.  Didn't think that was possible.

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