Urban Meyer wants you to know Simply Orange orange juice is a delicious source of potassium

By 11W Staff - 11 January 2013
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I won't let you hide from this, coach. Sorry. (youtube.com)

Source youtube.com/watch?v=iIxwCajMtyQ

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SilverBulletNYC on 11 Jan 2013 - 1:07am #

Damn. That's bad.

The 2012 National Champions.

William on 11 Jan 2013 - 1:09am #

Awful commercial, but I'm sure he was laughing all the way to the bank.

LABuckeye on 11 Jan 2013 - 1:11am #

He's all about the fundamentals, except when it comes to acting...

hodge on 11 Jan 2013 - 1:13am #

Man, I think I've seen low-budget adult films with better production values than this...

Vico Staff on 11 Jan 2013 - 1:15am #

That may not even be the best from Urban's past.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

William on 11 Jan 2013 - 1:19am #

Yeah! "Who ya gonna cover?" Lol'd

AndyVance on 11 Jan 2013 - 9:39am #

That's epic.

OSUStu on 11 Jan 2013 - 9:54am #

Those are some pretty sweet guitar licks.

brband64 on 11 Jan 2013 - 1:23am #

I think he's more concerned about a different kind of "juice" these days ;-)

hodge on 11 Jan 2013 - 1:53am #

Word is that Minute Maid's looking for a sponsor.

DetroitBuckeye on 11 Jan 2013 - 2:04am #

OJ is big in Florida.

Bucksfan on 11 Jan 2013 - 2:04am #

Man, this offseason is really starting off with a bang. First, a hilarious thread about that Anzalone kid, and now horrible Urban Meyer commercials!

LOL.

Dougger on 11 Jan 2013 - 12:08pm #

who has a personalized florida gators guitar in a jewelry store?

I like football

Bucksfan on 11 Jan 2013 - 12:16pm #

Dougger, some German guy made a scale model of Ohio Stadium using legos. College football fanhood is a crazy place.

johnblairgobucks on 11 Jan 2013 - 1:15pm #

That alligator ring...... who would buy that?

AndyVance on 11 Jan 2013 - 2:14pm #

Met many Gators fans? They're not normal.

Bucksfan on 11 Jan 2013 - 2:06am #

This is seriously the gift that keeps on giving.

What school did you go to?!

AndyVance on 11 Jan 2013 - 9:42am #

I am now convinced it was these Utah ticket commercials, and not the undefeated 2004 campaign, that ultimately caught Florida's eye and led to his coaching the Gators.

buckeyejohnny on 11 Jan 2013 - 3:06am #

Poison nuts on 11 Jan 2013 - 3:12am #

Well...at least he can coach!

The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.

ATXbucknut on 11 Jan 2013 - 12:52pm #

Except that Simply Orange OJ comes from mostly Brazilian oranges. Had he done the commercial in Portuguese...now that would have been impressive.

One Bad Buckeye on 11 Jan 2013 - 5:09am #

It would be great to sit down with Urban in a film room and go over all of these one by one as if they were games and bust his chops about them. You know he'd be pissing his pants laughing at himself in these vids. Shelly says he has a pretty good sense of humor except for when it comes to beating scUM of course.

"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."

iball on 11 Jan 2013 - 7:16am #

The fist pump is the best part

“There’s one thing I have learned through all my adventures and conquests - it’s that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great - I just am great.” – Kenny Powers

Melissa on 11 Jan 2013 - 7:28am #

Cheesy.

hail2victors9 on 11 Jan 2013 - 8:49am #

I like how he holds it up close to his face

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
~Bo Schembechler

buckeye_baker on 11 Jan 2013 - 8:52am #

This is the best. thread. ever.

Couldn't find anymore for Coach Meyer, but did find:

"I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying." -Woody Hayes

AndyVance on 11 Jan 2013 - 9:38am #

Is Urbz doing Kroger commercials yet? That's become something of a tradition in Columbus... I know Tress and Matta both did them. Did Fickell get one last year?

Oyster on 11 Jan 2013 - 10:05am #

His wife did a pizza commercial.

(sorry, but it was just too easy to pass up)

BED Staff on 11 Jan 2013 - 5:11pm #

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The Ohio State University, College of Arts & Sciences, Class of 2006
The Ohio State University Moritz College of Law, Class of 2009

OSUStu on 11 Jan 2013 - 10:01am #

Who doesn't enjoy "a simply fresh-squeezed taste experience"?

Run_Fido_Run on 11 Jan 2013 - 10:10am #

What if Buckeye fans got to decide which products Urbz would hawk?

For example, between late November - early January, he could pitch cigars, or sparkling wines from Ohio. In comparison to Californian or French wines, the Ohio wines might not score very high, but Urbz would make them taste very sweet nonetheless.

Or, Urbz could pitch the following products to fans and coaches of other Big Ten programs . . .

Carlisle's kayak paddles? Urbz would prove the effectiveness of this product via a "hands on" demonstration.