If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. ~ Bruce Lee
I am now convinced it was these Utah ticket commercials, and not the undefeated 2004 campaign, that ultimately caught Florida's eye and led to his coaching the Gators.
If the pen is truly mightier than the sword, I may be the most dangerous man I know...
It would be great to sit down with Urban in a film room and go over all of these one by one as if they were games and bust his chops about them. You know he'd be pissing his pants laughing at himself in these vids. Shelly says he has a pretty good sense of humor except for when it comes to beating scUM of course.
"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."
“There’s one thing I have learned through all my adventures and conquests - it’s that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great - I just am great.” – Kenny Powers
Is Urbz doing Kroger commercials yet? That's become something of a tradition in Columbus... I know Tress and Matta both did them. Did Fickell get one last year?
If the pen is truly mightier than the sword, I may be the most dangerous man I know...
Who doesn't enjoy "a simply fresh-squeezed taste experience"?
If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. ~ Bruce Lee
What if Buckeye fans got to decide which products Urbz would hawk?
For example, between late November - early January, he could pitch cigars, or sparkling wines from Ohio. In comparison to Californian or French wines, the Ohio wines might not score very high, but Urbz would make them taste very sweet nonetheless.
Or, Urbz could pitch the following products to fans and coaches of other Big Ten programs . . . Carlisle's kayak paddles? Urbz would prove the effectiveness of this product via a "hands on" demonstration. Anal fissure ointment?
Visine to treat red, watery eyes?
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Damn. That's bad.
The South will NOT rise again!
Awful commercial, but I'm sure he was laughing all the way to the bank.
He's all about the fundamentals, except when it comes to acting...
Man, I think I've seen low-budget adult films with better production values than this...
That may not even be the best from Urban's past.
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
Yeah! "Who ya gonna cover?" Lol'd
That's epic.
If the pen is truly mightier than the sword, I may be the most dangerous man I know...
Those are some pretty sweet guitar licks.
If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. ~ Bruce Lee
I think he's more concerned about a different kind of "juice" these days ;-)
"Maybe the Big Ten is not that bad. Maybe it's pretty damn good.'' ~ Urban Meyer
Word is that Minute Maid's looking for a sponsor.
OJ is big in Florida.
Man, this offseason is really starting off with a bang. First, a hilarious thread about that Anzalone kid, and now horrible Urban Meyer commercials!
LOL.
who has a personalized florida gators guitar in a jewelry store?
I like football
Dougger, some German guy made a scale model of Ohio Stadium using legos. College football fanhood is a crazy place.
That alligator ring...... who would buy that?
Met many Gators fans? They're not normal.
If the pen is truly mightier than the sword, I may be the most dangerous man I know...
This is seriously the gift that keeps on giving.
What school did you go to?!
I am now convinced it was these Utah ticket commercials, and not the undefeated 2004 campaign, that ultimately caught Florida's eye and led to his coaching the Gators.
If the pen is truly mightier than the sword, I may be the most dangerous man I know...
Well...at least he can coach!
"Do not pass me, just slow down - I can move right through you" Superchunk - Precision Auto.
Except that Simply Orange OJ comes from mostly Brazilian oranges. Had he done the commercial in Portuguese...now that would have been impressive.
It would be great to sit down with Urban in a film room and go over all of these one by one as if they were games and bust his chops about them. You know he'd be pissing his pants laughing at himself in these vids. Shelly says he has a pretty good sense of humor except for when it comes to beating scUM of course.
"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."
The fist pump is the best part
“There’s one thing I have learned through all my adventures and conquests - it’s that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great - I just am great.” – Kenny Powers
Cheesy.
I like how he holds it up close to his face
Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
~Bo Schembechler
This is the best. thread. ever.
Couldn't find anymore for Coach Meyer, but did find:
"I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying." -Woody Hayes
Is Urbz doing Kroger commercials yet? That's become something of a tradition in Columbus... I know Tress and Matta both did them. Did Fickell get one last year?
If the pen is truly mightier than the sword, I may be the most dangerous man I know...
His wife did a pizza commercial.
(sorry, but it was just too easy to pass up)
Gimme a V Dot the I Add a C T O R Y VICTORY! (brief pause) VICTORY!
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The Ohio State University, College of Arts & Sciences, Class of 2006
The Ohio State University Moritz College of Law, Class of 2009
Who doesn't enjoy "a simply fresh-squeezed taste experience"?
If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. ~ Bruce Lee
What if Buckeye fans got to decide which products Urbz would hawk?
For example, between late November - early January, he could pitch cigars, or sparkling wines from Ohio. In comparison to Californian or French wines, the Ohio wines might not score very high, but Urbz would make them taste very sweet nonetheless.
Or, Urbz could pitch the following products to fans and coaches of other Big Ten programs . . .
Carlisle's kayak paddles? Urbz would prove the effectiveness of this product via a "hands on" demonstration.
Anal fissure ointment?
Visine to treat red, watery eyes?
I think I died a little inside. Still love you Urbz!
"if irony were made of strawberries, we' d all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."
dude these commercials are so bad i can't hold in my laughter at work. great job everybody.
I like football
LINEMEN AS BIG AS A HOUSE
Remember former bball coach Jim O'Brien and the Mt. Olive pickle commercials?
D. Anthony
Simply Orange is the best OJ, though
Love the fist pump. Worse than Lefty's. Didn't think that was possible.
vacuuming sucks