The Perfect Gift for the Buckeye Fan

By Jason Priestas on December 3, 2012 at 9:01a

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bedheadjc's picture

I am assuming it has realistic Gus Johnson screaming sound effects?

toad1204's picture

If I had a scUM fan on the list I'd consider getting that one because its worthless crap and they're likley selling them at Goodwill.

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02... 

toad1204's picture

Downvote... Let me guess, I'm not supposed to be spending my hard earned cash on skunk-weasel fans.  And a donation to the OSU Athletic Department in said skunk-weasel fans name would a better allocation of my funds.

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02... 

tennbuckeye19's picture

That stupid Fox Go-Bot Transformer Robot looking thing. Why does it still exist? 

Doc's picture

Why in deed.  I have always thought that thing was D U M dum.

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Johnny Ginter's picture

because fox sports is perpetually stuck in the 90s and still thinks that literally every sports fan looks and acts like what happens when you GIS "sports fan stock photo"

Jason Priestas's picture

To be fair, so are beer commercials.

Oyster's picture

Bring back the Swedish Bikini Team!

"Scrolling hurts my finger"

(and FitzBuck was clearly the winner)

Denny's picture

lol but you see, guys are dumb and women sometimes end up wrestling in a water fountain for Miller Lite


741's picture

Fox Sports' NFL broadcasts are actually fine. Why must they suck so bad at college football broadcasting?
I really wish ABC/ESPN owned the 51% of BTN rather than FOX. I know, that is sacriligous. Bring the downvotes - it's just my opinion, man.


I first thought, "Oh cool a Buckeye Transformer" then I saw that Fox logo next to the tOSU logo and I'm all like "Ummm, no"

"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest Civil War analogy EVER.

hodge's picture

I just hope this comes with a matching Horseshoe-football-rocket-launching-pad playset.

tennbuckeye19's picture

You can't have one without the other.

Joshy614's picture

I think it's pretty hot!
My thoughts would be to get two of these magnificent robots & somehow differentiate the two sexy plastic creatures as male & female, maybe I'd affix some longer hair to one of the androids & dress the other mate up in a sporty tux or something.
Then, I'd have them make robot love. The sensual fireworks on displaye would be most beautiful.
But, alas! If only they could have an offspring of robot babies to rule their own little intergallactict worlds. They could rule their own galaxies, which, in itself would be AMAZING! Shoot for the stars! You never know what's possible if you don't dream. I love the OSU logo & FOX logo - it reminds me of yesteryear, watching network television football broadcasts.
The possiblities are endless! Robot love can be such a beautiful thing ;)

hodge's picture

Pretty sure you just described David Bowie's wet dream, well done.

BUCKI4LIFE's picture

My son has 3 of these now!

Earle's picture

Just saw the picture and wondered if I was looking at next year's Pro Combat uni.

Snarkies gonna snark. 

Scott's picture

Paying homage to the undefeated squad of 1916, obviously.

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