PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
Headline: "Nick Saban saves lives, pronounces self second coming of Jesus"
"if irony were made of strawberries, we' d all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."
I always thought Jesus would be taller...
Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST
Jesus would look short in our generation. He was tall for his generation, but not ours, DEFINITELY not ours.
"I like to kick Michigan's ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum."
Pretty sure Creed is from Florida. Must have jumped off the Gator Bandwagon.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're from Florida. I actually thought Scott Stapp & the guitarist met while students @ Florida State.
one might say that Nick Saban welcomed him "with arms wide open".
CREED AND TI? WHAT?
If nothing else: Marionaire.
Lol, this reminds me of Creed Shreds. Funny as hell.
(why doesn't embed work (chrome)? Anyone else have this problem?)
"I 've got an El Camino full of rampage"-- Sterling Archer, codename: Duchess
Doh! Beat me to it. Off topic but Nickleback shreds too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC7Q6BNvg6E
Two of the most obnoxious things currently imaginable.
Can you take me lower? To a place where grown men cheat.
I have a feeling that the same person downvoted everyone of these comments. My question is - was it a Bama or Creed fan...I'm guessing Creed & that's pretty damn scary!
/waits for down vote..
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
Had to be a creed fan. Bama fans couldn't operate the complicated voting system.
Another reason to hate Alabama...
The 2012 National Champions.
Somebody actually went in and downvoted the first 12 comments in this thread. You tried to be slick and sneak this in during E2B weekend, but you will be dealt with, Creed fan.
Not that anyone cares, but I found the Creed fan that downvoted every comment in this thread.
And will the Creed fan be made known to everyone or will you keep it a secret? Peer pressure is a wonderful thing, as is public humiliation.
If I said Creed sucks now, will he still be able to downvote me? If he can, so be it. It's worth it to just utter that Creed sucks. They were the original Nickelback...Nickelback just took it to another level.
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