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Michigan Football's "10 Tips For Eating Like a Champion"

By 11W Staff - 12 August 2012
17 Comments
- Football

Good tips. Someone should show Coach Hoke. (yfrog.com)

Source yfrog.com/keqi8cwj

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The Vest-er on 12 Aug 2012 - 12:28pm #

Hoke practices what he preaches with number 3. The best way to lead is by example.

Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.

toledobuckeyefanjim on 12 Aug 2012 - 2:16pm #

You mean they can actually read those tips up there?

J.Mo on 12 Aug 2012 - 2:58pm #

Hoke's top 10 tips.

1. If its wrapped in bacon, it's worth eating

2. If its covered in gravy, it's worth eating

3. If it's deep fried, it's worth eating

4. If its from Krispy Kreme, it's worth eating

5. Best way to enjoy a salad is to top it with bacon and ranch

6. If you have to eat broccoli, cover it in cheese wiz

7. Sprinkles can be considered a fruit

8. Another good way to take in fruit is from pies

9. If Little Debbie made it, eat it

10. Don't ever wipe the grease off a pizza

Crimson on 12 Aug 2012 - 3:57pm #

I thought it was:

10. Pour ranch all over your pizza.

People who do this make me cringe.

Buckeyevstheworld on 13 Aug 2012 - 7:11am #

That is disgusting.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

ShowThemOhiosHere on 13 Aug 2012 - 12:21pm #

Is not! lol

Class of 2010.

Buckeyejason on 13 Aug 2012 - 12:57pm #

Dipping the pizza crust in ranch is actually quite good!

Run_Fido's favorite word is strawman.

buckeyedude on 12 Aug 2012 - 10:43pm #

LOL J.Mo. My favorite is your #8: I could see Hoke saying, "I get my daily supply of fruits from apple pie."

"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."

Buckeyejason on 12 Aug 2012 - 4:04pm #

Why was pork in the lean protein source recommendation? LOL pork, really?

Run_Fido's favorite word is strawman.

Buckeyejason on 12 Aug 2012 - 4:05pm #

Hoke probably snuck that one in there when he was hired.

Run_Fido's favorite word is strawman.

buckeyedude on 12 Aug 2012 - 10:41pm #

WTF?! No mention of a Chinese all-u-can-eat buffet?

"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."

painterlad on 13 Aug 2012 - 7:18am #

The only steady diet the Michigan players have had for the past decade is losing to the Buckeyes.

To err is human. Really sucking requires having yellow stripes on your helmet.

Johnny Staff on 13 Aug 2012 - 11:22am #

"if you're curious about something, just rub it against a piece of paper. if the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!"

buckeyeEddie27 on 13 Aug 2012 - 2:17pm #

( Rubs fried chicken on wall)

(bird slams into wall)

I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.

Alhan on 13 Aug 2012 - 11:59am #

Hmmm...

#5 is Eat more variety--try something new.

yet

#10 is Be consistent

Guhbuhwha?

You can kill a fly with your slipper or a cannon. Either way, the fly dies. -Ramzy

Doc on 13 Aug 2012 - 1:03pm #

I have never understood how a guy the size of a sperm whale can get his team to be motivated to do anything. "You need to listen to our strength coach and eat better and get in shape!" "Sure, Tubby, whatevs."

Johnny Staff on 13 Aug 2012 - 1:48pm #

if the dude is a good enough coach i don't think it really matters. mike leach is one of the schlubbiest looking dudes on the planet, but if he told me eating nothing but creamed corn would turn me into wes welker, i'd probably do it