Oh My God

June 14, 2012 at 1:58p    by Johnny Ginter    
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hodge's picture

They really struck out in not having Buck-I-Guy being the one boiled alive the in the Rotel chile con queso inside the other fan's skull.

buckeyeEddie27's picture

wow.  its like the scene in Ace Ventura when Ace walks into ray finkle's bedroom.   

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

Buckeyebrowny919's picture

what...the....what am i looking at? i was really hoping for something fun but this is....

To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice the gift - Steve Prefontaine

GA-Buckeye's picture

Yea, that's a bit of a mess...
I was really hoping they would adequately zing us good...and maybe he did in here, but I am just too confused by the busy-ness of it.  )
The hell idea had some merit for a minute, before he tried too hard...lol.

Poison nuts's picture

Maybe I'm just sour that this comes after the fans...and I know we do have some rough fans...I was expecting something that was somehow better. After the PSU ones I expected genius. This is interesting & different for sure. Salvadore Dali and so on...
Another edit: After looking at it all more - I notice it's the only one in the series that is that brutal & personal. I guess I might like it after all.

"Do not pass me, just slow down - I can move right through you" Superchunk - Precision Auto.

NC_Buckeye's picture

They're trying to be clever by going after us, buckeye fans, but it just comes off as so much butthurt. Meh.
Love that the comments are attracting all the buckeye-haters. That ReadingRambler is a real PSU treasure. Everytime I read one of his derogatory Ohio State comments, I think you really need to look in a mirror dude.
[Edit: I would love for UFM to blow-out those guys in Happy Valley this year. Tired of all their shit-talk.]

Johnny Ginter's picture

haha man i think this is brilliant, did you guys see the large pictures of it? "mirror lake of fire" killed me

klfeck's picture

Seems like this so called "artist" has some real issues. If that pic of him is legit, I seriously question how he can question anyone for wearing OSU garb.

Kevin

OH!!!!!

Proud parent of a Senior at The Ohio State University

buckeyejonross's picture

Some type of test should be administered to be on the Internet. I don't know what would be on the test, but you certainly wouldn't pass it.

"You might as well appeal against a thunderstorm as against these terrible hardships of war. War is cruelty, there is no use trying to reform it; the crueler it is, the sooner it will be over." -William T., Battle of Atlanta, B1G.

Jdadams01's picture

I thought it was mildly funny. IMO the best one was Sparty. They hit that one on the head.

BuckeyeVet's picture

Parts are truly funny, but it does seem a bit vindicative compared to the relatively mild treatment a lot of B1G teams got. Can I assume he (writer-artist) is a scUM fan? Makes a little more sense, then. Or perhaps when you have Indiana win percentage for example, it's harder to find things to poke fun at?
 

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."          - Groucho Marx

 

buckeyejonross's picture

BHGP is an Iowa blog.

"You might as well appeal against a thunderstorm as against these terrible hardships of war. War is cruelty, there is no use trying to reform it; the crueler it is, the sooner it will be over." -William T., Battle of Atlanta, B1G.

NC_Buckeye's picture

@KLFECK, I'm pretty sure the pictures are of Salvador Dalí. He's been dead for like 22 years. That's just part of the "humor" of these pro-combat pieces.

Baroclinicity's picture

Beat me to it on Dali...

When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

hodge's picture

Yup, it's Dalí with a photoshopped mustache consisting of two nike swooshes.

741's picture

Holy shit, I missed the swoosh detail. hahaha.

Baroclinicity's picture

Looks like a 3-way cross between Escher, Dali, and Buckeye haters.  Pretty funny stuff, IMO.

When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

741's picture

...and Hieronymus Bosch.

Ramzy Nasrallah's picture

They cannot top the Penn State one (they later did a "fun" edition).

 

EITR = Elephant In The Room

Poison nuts's picture

These were also my favorites...MSU pretty amazing as well.

"Do not pass me, just slow down - I can move right through you" Superchunk - Precision Auto.

Maestro's picture

Did someone vomit on my screen?

vacuuming sucks

BuckeyeSki's picture

That uniform, while very funny, is busier than DJK's drughouse

Banned from BlackShoeDiaries since 2008. Crime: Slander/Defamation of Character Judgement: Guilty

NC_Buckeye's picture

I did like the "rooting for the Luftwaffe" line. Hey, if BHGP wants to infer that the Buckeyes are stormtroopers.... have at it man. I wonder if the band could pull off a goose-stepping version of Script Ohio.
/jk

Lee in Altoona's picture

I've never got the Ohio is hell thing either. And I'm not from Ohio. The only time I lived there was while I was a student. It's industrial midwestern. So are Indiana and Illinois. But whatever. There were some chuckles in there, but they could have got OSU better than that.

spqr2008's picture

It is sort of funny.  Personally I think there should have been a better reference to Tattoo-gate, but that's just me.  Like, actual fake tattoo sleeves would have helped with it.

FROMTHE18's picture

interesting...they put in a lot of effort with OSU's

William's picture

Ehh I felt like they could've done much better than this. The helmet was the best part in my mind. 

Denny's picture

Really clever idea, and a hell of a lot of good photoshopping, but I'm a bit disappointed. Didn't go with the obvious stuff, but it fell short of (high) expectations. The Purdue one was amazing.

Taquitos.

NC_Buckeye's picture

The gloves stood out to me. The Ohio border sign with the subtitle: "Abandon hope all ye who enter here!"
What? Like all the B1G fans coming to Ohio Stadium to watch their teams flayed alive by our beloved Buckeyes. WHOOOOT!
Your hate only makes us stronger.

RedStorm45's picture

You could at least tell what school the other unis belonged to for the most part, you need a microscope on this one.  Too busy.  Not all that original.  Whatever.

harp35's picture

Think it stinks of jealous bastard, nothing funny. Expecting tat humor, criminal cracks, or buckeye leaf jokes.

Poe McKnoe's picture

Someone needs to make one of these and wear it to an Iowa game.

Bucksfan's picture

There is a lot of YOU MAD BRO? to be said.

jfrank373's picture

I wear Ohio State gear to church. More times than not. 

J.Mo's picture

Dropped the ball big time. I expected more after the PSU white elephant"

rampageripster's picture

I was really disappointed... I loved the series and was waiting for the big finale, but this has overthinking the idea written all over it.  I get the theme, and the Bosch reference, its just too busy.  It's kinda interesting becaue they CLEARLY spent so much more time and energy on this design over any of the others.  What was so great about a lot of them was the simplicity (PSU, MSU).  This design just sinks.  I rushed to click when I first saw the link and I don't know if I more than slightly chuckled... oh well
 
What I think may be neat is for someone on here to put together a Pro Combat that actually is funny and makes fun of tOSU... would show them that we can make fun of ourselves and that their design sucked

Cause I couldn't go for three

ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

Looks pretty stupid.  Too bad.  The others were pretty good.  If we're in hell, then what are fans of a school that can't ever seem to beat us in?

Class of 2010.

Joe Beale's picture

This is actually hilarious in a wow-are-they-jealous-of-our-success-or-what sort of way. Earle Bruce being eaten by crocodiles representing Ed Jennings? Now that required a bit of thought on their part, beyond just the usual hate-buckeye-guy tropes. Well done.

Edit: also appreciate the shot at Gahanna. It takes some intelligence to get that joke. Again, well done (as I type this from my house in the midst of it).

Poison nuts's picture

^^^+++

"Do not pass me, just slow down - I can move right through you" Superchunk - Precision Auto.

RedStorm45's picture

I've been living in Gahanna for almost a year now, but I guess I haven't been around enough to understand the shot haha

Joe Beale's picture

Gahanna sounds like Gehenna. Get it?  :)  Also, have you driven on Stygler Road yet?  :)

Jason Priestas's picture

G-Town represent.

amk1616's picture

i thought it was pretty funny.  then reading all of our comments about how horrible it was and how they are obviously butt hurt....made it even funnier.  i think we are proving their point.

sharkvsghost's picture

funny or not, there was obviously way more effort put into this edition than any other. i, for one, am flattered.

swing hard in case you hit it.

Poison nuts's picture

At first I didn't think it was funny enough - but now I'm seeing it a lot like you...

"Do not pass me, just slow down - I can move right through you" Superchunk - Precision Auto.

Boom777's picture

I'm not being bias because I love the Bucks, but what a let down! And they seemed a lil hateful describing us fans( probably sour we always kick their ass!). Not what I expected(not sure what I expected though)! I thought it was one of those stupid pictures you hold face to and take it away slow to see the real picture. I feel like they put no effort in it! Definitely didn't save the best for last and I been waiting for this one. What a let down!

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