PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
Looks like some big gums and bad teeth.
Looks like Alabama.
Actually, I'm thinking more Mileena from Mortal Kombat.
So much yes.
She is also a butter face.
“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.” - Woody
"Do you have any special skills?"
"I am perfectly toned."
Well, alright then.
If nothing else: Marionaire.
I think she meant "I am puncturing toothed"
"Winter is coming" - Urban Meyer
I totally agree, but the fax machine ain't at eye level, I don't think.
In the words of Ron White, "things that make you go buh-h-h."
I'm dying!! This is hilarious! I'm forwarding this to everyone I know..
It just makes NO sense. Why get a stripper? There are a ton of good looking girls at 'bama who would make great fax girls.. Just doesn't add up.
Kind of jealous that tOSU doesn't have a fax girl.. I'd nominate Elika for the job
If you ain't a Silver Bullet, you're a target
This. The Elika comments kinda freak me out. Yes, Elika is pretty. No, you should not hit on her or Sarah via the 11W comment section. Sarah and Elika don't need that.
I'm thankful that my girlfriend does not think I'm hitting on a girl every time I mention her name. In the future, I will try not to confuse 11W with e-Harmony.
Besides, everyone knows that we should have never let Meg defect from Ohio to Stanford, else she'd have been perfect for this job at OSU.
My apologies that nominating a member of the 11W Staff and avid Buckeye fan for a job working with the football department, receiving faxes on NSD, was seen to be over the line. Was not my intention to infringe upon the sensibilities of the board.
The underlying sentiment of my comment was simply that I think it'd be a sweet job. IF I was a girl, my application would already be submitted.
I'd just keep stuff like that to yourself. People here can misinterpret things in their entirety, I mean I was accused of intellectualizing bigotry when defending you. I misinterpreted what you meant in this situation so for that I apologize man.
Can we just stop with the hypersensitivity already? I saw nothing wrong with the comment.
My understanding was the school couldn't have the co-ed hotties on the fax-cam anymore since it ruffled some feathers and Bama decided to stop the budding "tradition". A local radio staion picked it up instead and got The Thing to fill in. I may be wrong, but that was the scuttlebutt over at EDSBS.
"You have to slay the selfish beast inside of you and be your brother's keeper" - Chris Spielman, on being a great teammate
That sounds pretty accurate, which leads me to wonder... if it was no longer done by the school, couldn't they have gotten anyone they wanted? That was who they could come up with?
(Though she's apparently a personal friend of someone at the radio station)
How firm thy friendship... OH-I-O!
Not a good tooth to gum ratio.
****igan smells like old water that hot dogs were boiled in. FACT
Ok this made me crack up.
She love you long time...
My retinas may never recover from this.
Cheapest option available.
NSFW? How about NSF11W? My poor poor eyes.
Unlink please. I just spit up my bourbon.
Keep Calm and Ignore the Trolls.
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