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The Alabama Fax Cam Girl is a Stripper

By Jason Priestas - 03 February 2012
29 Comments

Of course she is. (NSFW, via r/cfb)

http://www.thefurnacebham.com/dancer_vala.php

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Comments

Baroclinicity on 3 February 2012 - 1:35pm #

Looks like some big gums and bad teeth.

poguemahone on 3 February 2012 - 1:42pm #

Looks like Alabama.

Actually, I'm thinking more Mileena from Mortal Kombat.

flipbuckeye on 3 February 2012 - 5:14pm #

So much yes.

BucksfanXC on 3 February 2012 - 1:46pm #

She is also a butter face.

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.” - Woody

DJ on 3 February 2012 - 1:53pm #

"Do you have any special skills?"

"I am perfectly toned."

Well, alright then.

If nothing else: Marionaire.

Maestro on 3 February 2012 - 2:13pm #

I think she meant "I am puncturing toothed"

vacuuming sucks

Buckeyebrowny919 on 3 February 2012 - 2:07pm #

Not...attractive

"I'm about to make it rain up in this biiiiiiitch" - Urban Meyer

Run_Fido_Run on 3 February 2012 - 9:13pm #

I totally agree, but the fax machine ain't at eye level, I don't think.

DefendOhio on 3 February 2012 - 3:29pm #

Gross.

Colin on 3 February 2012 - 3:32pm #

In the words of Ron White, "things that make you go buh-h-h."

ThirdLegLouie on 3 February 2012 - 3:33pm #

I'm dying!! This is hilarious! I'm forwarding this to everyone I know..

It just makes NO sense. Why get a stripper? There are a ton of good looking girls at 'bama who would make great fax girls.. Just doesn't add up.

Kind of jealous that tOSU doesn't have a fax girl.. I'd nominate Elika for the job

If you ain't a Silver Bullet, you're a target

Alex Staff on 3 February 2012 - 3:37pm #

creepy

Jdadams01 on 3 February 2012 - 3:53pm #

This. The Elika comments kinda freak me out. Yes, Elika is pretty. No, you should not hit on her or Sarah via the 11W comment section. Sarah and Elika don't need that.

William on 3 February 2012 - 4:34pm #

^ This.

flipbuckeye on 3 February 2012 - 5:12pm #

Yup.

ThirdLegLouie on 3 February 2012 - 7:03pm #

I'm thankful that my girlfriend does not think I'm hitting on a girl every time I mention her name. In the future, I will try not to confuse 11W with e-Harmony.

If you ain't a Silver Bullet, you're a target

TheHostileDwarf on 3 February 2012 - 5:08pm #

Besides, everyone knows that we should have never let Meg defect from Ohio to Stanford, else she'd have been perfect for this job at OSU.

ThirdLegLouie on 3 February 2012 - 7:01pm #

My apologies that nominating a member of the 11W Staff and avid Buckeye fan for a job working with the football department, receiving faxes on NSD, was seen to be over the line. Was not my intention to infringe upon the sensibilities of the board.

The underlying sentiment of my comment was simply that I think it'd be a sweet job. IF I was a girl, my application would already be submitted.

If you ain't a Silver Bullet, you're a target

William on 3 February 2012 - 7:11pm #

I'd just keep stuff like that to yourself. People here can misinterpret things in their entirety, I mean I was accused of intellectualizing bigotry when defending you. I misinterpreted what you meant in this situation so for that I apologize man.

TheHumbleBuckeye on 3 February 2012 - 8:06pm #

Can we just stop with the hypersensitivity already? I saw nothing wrong with the comment.

Sgt. Elias Mod on 3 February 2012 - 3:52pm #

My understanding was the school couldn't have the co-ed hotties on the fax-cam anymore since it ruffled some feathers and Bama decided to stop the budding "tradition". A local radio staion picked it up instead and got The Thing to fill in. I may be wrong, but that was the scuttlebutt over at EDSBS.

Elika Staff on 3 February 2012 - 4:53pm #

That sounds pretty accurate, which leads me to wonder... if it was no longer done by the school, couldn't they have gotten anyone they wanted? That was who they could come up with?

(Though she's apparently a personal friend of someone at the radio station)

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