The Alabama Fax Cam Girl is a Stripper

By Jason Priestas on February 3, 2012 at 12:33p

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Baroclinicity's picture

Looks like some big gums and bad teeth.

When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

poguemahone's picture

Looks like Alabama.

Actually, I'm thinking more Mileena from Mortal Kombat.

BucksfanXC's picture

She is also a butter face.

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.”  - Woody

DJ Byrnes's picture

"Do you have any special skills?"

"I am perfectly toned."

Well, alright then. 

Californian by birth, Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.

Maestro's picture

I think she meant "I am puncturing toothed"

vacuuming sucks

Buckeyebrowny919's picture


To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice the gift - Steve Prefontaine

Run_Fido_Run's picture

I totally agree, but the fax machine ain't at eye level, I don't think.

Colin's picture

In the words of Ron White, "things that make you go buh-h-h."

ThirdLegLouie's picture

I'm dying!! This is hilarious! I'm forwarding this to everyone I know..

It just makes NO sense. Why get a stripper? There are a ton of good looking girls at 'bama who would make great fax girls.. Just doesn't add up.

Kind of jealous that tOSU doesn't have a fax girl.. I'd nominate Elika for the job

If you ain't a Silver Bullet, you're a target

Jdadams01's picture

This. The Elika comments kinda freak me out. Yes, Elika is pretty. No, you should not hit on her or Sarah via the 11W comment section. Sarah and Elika don't need that.

ThirdLegLouie's picture

I'm thankful that my girlfriend does not think I'm hitting on a girl every time I mention her name. In the future, I will try not to confuse 11W with e-Harmony. 

If you ain't a Silver Bullet, you're a target

TheHostileDwarf's picture

Besides, everyone knows that we should have never let Meg defect from Ohio to Stanford, else she'd have been perfect for this job at OSU.

ThirdLegLouie's picture

My apologies that nominating a member of the 11W Staff and avid Buckeye fan for a job working with the football department, receiving faxes on NSD, was seen to be over the line. Was not my intention to infringe upon the sensibilities of the board. 

The underlying sentiment of my comment was simply that I think it'd be a sweet job. IF I was a girl, my application would already be submitted. 


If you ain't a Silver Bullet, you're a target

William's picture

I'd just keep stuff like that to yourself. People here can misinterpret things in their entirety, I mean I was accused of intellectualizing bigotry when defending you. I misinterpreted what you meant in this situation so for that I apologize man.

TheHumbleBuckeye's picture

Can we just stop with the hypersensitivity already? I saw nothing wrong with the comment.

Sgt. Elias's picture

My understanding was the school couldn't have the co-ed hotties on the fax-cam anymore since it ruffled some feathers and Bama decided to stop the budding "tradition". A local radio staion picked it up instead and got The Thing to fill in.  I may be wrong, but that was the scuttlebutt over at EDSBS.

"Okay -- I've got an El Camino full of rampage here." 

Elika's picture

That sounds pretty accurate, which leads me to wonder... if it was no longer done by the school, couldn't they have gotten anyone they wanted? That was who they could come up with?

(Though she's apparently a personal friend of someone at the radio station)

How firm thy friendship... OH-I-O!

ih8rolltyde's picture

Not a good tooth to gum ratio.

****igan smells like old water that hot dogs were boiled in.  FACT

Colin's picture

Ok this made me crack up.

biggy84's picture

She love you long time...


Elika's picture

My retinas may never recover from this.

How firm thy friendship... OH-I-O!

Jdadams01's picture

Cheapest option available.

BuddhaBuck's picture

NSFW? How about NSF11W? My poor poor eyes.

Unlink please. I just spit up my bourbon.

Don't text while driving.