Schlichter Tests Positive For Cocaine

January 19, 2012 at 11:50a    by Jason Priestas    
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buckeyeEddie27's picture

Pa-the-tic

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

Pam's picture

I have never ever in my life known an addict who has NO bottom like Art.  I have many friends who are in recovery, whether it be drugs, gambling or alcohol and all bottomed out at some point. For some it may be losing a job or just being sick and tired of being sick and tired to seek treatment.  Not Art. This is one really sick man.  

jedkat's picture

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd it's on ESECPN's CFB page....

 

was waiting to see how long it took.

"I was tired of trying to work my way around the back, so I just ran him over"

~ Joey Bosa

VestedInterest's picture

Dude hasn't been a Buckeye for nearly 40 fucking years but the WWL thinks this is newsworthy.

It's pretty safe to say Art won't be dotting the I in his lifetime.

btalbert25's picture

I thought he was in prison.  Quite honestly, I'm surprised he's still alive.

Nappy's picture

In his defense, cocaine is a hell of a drug. 

Fan of bacon since 1981

Pam's picture

Been there.  Woke up with a nosebleed New Years Day 1987. I was officially done.

Nappy's picture

I decided sometime around my 25th birthday that drugs are bad.  But I still stand by my previous statement =)

Fan of bacon since 1981

Squirrel Master's picture

MOM? lol

I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!

yoderdame's picture

hilarious. I award you all my Internet points for today.

Run_Fido_Run's picture

In other news, Rosie O'Donnell is found passed out in a pie factory after escaping from a dieters farm . . .  

DJ Byrnes's picture

You have to have some pretty serious demons if you can't lay off drugs even when you're on a pre-sentencing agreement. That, or you simply don't give a damn. 

Californian by birth, Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.

buckeye56's picture

Holy Crap.  After reading the Dispatch article, dude was living literally next door to me.