PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
Just a warning for those who are about to flip a bitch, this is a joke. Satire.
October 20th: National Kenneth Guiton Day
YOU JUST SPOILED ALL MY FUN.
Thats funny.... nothing would surprize over there though
O H I O is the Buckeye State
Satirical humor is the best humor. Great piece.
The picture is priceless.
Don't text while driving.
Funny satire, but now some people will run too far with this line of humor.
Like, if Saban leaves his wife for another woman in a few years, people will say that he told her, "sorry, honey, but there's just no room left for you in the 2016 class of Saban wives . . . er, wife."
Saban might also oversign on drinking buddies, domestic help, or charitable contributions (tax deductions).
If Saban oversigns dogs (house pets), and ends up kicking one of them to the curb, then I'll be really pissed off.
What about oversigning hookers for the team? Regardless, he's still no Craig James, because CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU.
Anyone see the "Best of tat and tress-gate" on the sidebar there? ......jerks.
I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.
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