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The Bauserchart

By 11W Staff - 09 October 2011
17 Comments

Yeah, I know, the defense blah blah blah...

Source i.imgur.com/KBxXG.jpg

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Ian_InsideTheShoe on 9 Oct 2011 - 8:52pm #

Don't care what anyone says, this is some serious funny right here.

Land-Grant Holyland

millertime2011 on 9 Oct 2011 - 9:02pm #

I have one problem with this chart; it shows 3 completions...unless we should consider it a good pass (i.e. a "completion") if it is thrown in the field of play

RedQueenRace on 9 Oct 2011 - 9:15pm #

Well if it doesn't matter to whom it is completed he had 2.

BoFuquel on 9 Oct 2011 - 9:17pm #

Make up your signs,to clean-up this rats nest,at TOSU come to occupy Columbus. 8:00 AM tomorrow morning.No agenda,anything goes.

I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

theDuke on 9 Oct 2011 - 9:24pm #

Is that third completion from that one shot gun snap?

theDuke

Ramzy Staff on 9 Oct 2011 - 9:35pm #

Bauserman is 3/24 passing in road games. The graphic just uses Nebraska's stadium.

Poe McKnoe on 9 Oct 2011 - 10:15pm #

I take offense to this.

I think the one to section 30 was hauled by the spectator and should be green.

DJ on 10 Oct 2011 - 2:31am #

It's even more frustrating because Joe Bauserman seems like a real chill bro.

If nothing else: Marionaire.

Type G on 10 Oct 2011 - 3:40am #

This should be framed and placed on walls above urinals at campus bars/restaurants. Just fantastic.

"No time for love, Doctah Jones!"

BuddhaBuck on 10 Oct 2011 - 8:11am #

The chart does show off his arm strength... amirite?

Keep Calm and Ignore the Trolls.

BucksfanXC on 10 Oct 2011 - 8:29am #

He gets confused by all the guys in the stands wearing jerseys.

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.” - Woody

TLB on 10 Oct 2011 - 9:30am #

My TV is only 58 inches wide, so I have no recall of any of them.

jenks on 10 Oct 2011 - 9:34am #

verizon commercial mark sanchez has nothing on bauserman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUD8TO6GT64&feature=player_embedded

Poe McKnoe on 10 Oct 2011 - 10:40am #

Now that's funny. Where's LSUFreek when you need him??

AltaBuck on 10 Oct 2011 - 11:54am #

At least JB did not peg anyone spectators in the handicap section. That would be lame plus the program does not need anymore negative press. The story would have been posted on eSECpn's front page.

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