The Bauserchart

By Jason Priestas on October 9, 2011 at 8:30p

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Ian_InsideTheShoe's picture

Don't care what anyone says, this is some serious funny right here.

millertime2011's picture

I have one problem with this chart; it shows 3 completions...unless we should consider it a good pass (i.e. a "completion") if it is thrown in the field of play

RedQueenRace's picture

Well if it doesn't matter to whom it is completed he had 2.

BoFuquel's picture

Make up your signs,to clean-up this rats nest,at TOSU come to occupy Columbus. 8:00 AM tomorrow morning.No agenda,anything goes.

I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

theDuke's picture

Is that third completion from that one shot gun snap? 


Ramzy Nasrallah's picture

Bauserman is 3/24 passing in road games. The graphic just uses Nebraska's stadium.

Poe McKnoe's picture

I take offense to this. 


I think the one to section 30 was hauled by the spectator and should be green.

DJ Byrnes's picture

It's even more frustrating because Joe Bauserman seems like a real chill bro.

Californian by birth, Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.

Type G's picture

This should be framed and placed on walls above urinals at campus bars/restaurants. Just fantastic.

"No time for love, Doctah Jones!"

BuddhaBuck's picture

The chart does show off his arm strength... amirite?

Don't text while driving.

BucksfanXC's picture

He gets confused by all the guys in the stands wearing jerseys.

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.”  - Woody

TLB's picture

My TV is only 58 inches wide, so I have no recall of any of them.

jenks's picture

verizon commercial mark sanchez has nothing on bauserman

Poe McKnoe's picture

Now that's funny. Where's LSUFreek when you need him??

AltaBuck's picture

At least JB did not peg anyone spectators in the handicap section. That would be lame plus the program does not need anymore negative press. The story would have been posted on eSECpn's front page.

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Maestro's picture


vacuuming sucks

RedQueenRace's picture

While this chart suffices for the moment it really needs to be 3-D to account for those balls he buries in the ground.