Clemson Fan Has Already Locked Up 'Mugshot of the Year' for 2014

By DJ Byrnes on January 10, 2014 at 2:25p
Dude was smacked during Orange Bowl, prly

At first glance, this is your run of the mill mugshot found in an endless catalog of of some shady online mugshot warehouse, but then you notice the Clemson tattoo on the side of the guy's head, just below his magnificent, physics-defying haircut. That's advertisement Clemson could never afford to purchase.

Uproxx attaches no details to this photo, and perhaps that's for the best. The unknown causes of the man's incarceration just make it that much better. At least Clemson started his year off right.

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Unky Buck's picture

That haircut and mustache seem like it would be something you would see straight out of WW2 Europe; for some reason that does not seem surprising at all.

Rock over London; Rock on Chicago. Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'

hodge's picture

Something alcoholic.  And something stronger when we're losing.

Unky Buck's picture

Wrong thread, Hodge?

Rock over London; Rock on Chicago. Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'

Unky Buck's picture

Hahaha, it's all good. Shit happens!

Rock over London; Rock on Chicago. Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'

TilstheHun3's picture

+1 for both of you... any Forrest Gump reference deserves it.

What is this? A center for ants?!? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?

sharks's picture

Real tattoo, or drawn on at the zoo?

A man got to have a code...

bigbadbuck's picture

"Mom, a big cat stepped on my head!" was yelled out a long time ago proving that there was indeed a reason for all the stupid things he's done!

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, its a war room

mc22's picture

Orange suites them.....him well.

BuckeyeStrong2's picture

Foreshadowing: 'Savage Tiger' in the next few years....


Hovenaut's picture

This is a sad look for a 25 year old.

Sadder yet when you're twice (I think I'm being very generous) that age.

I was originally going to go with:

"Damn, win again."

GoBucksToledo's picture

I wonder what's on the other side of his head?

brandonbauer87's picture

A South Carolina tattoo. "Head Divided".

BED's picture

The Ohio State University, College of Arts & Sciences, Class of 2006
The Ohio State University Moritz College of Law, Class of 2009

tennbuckeye19's picture

Holy Crap! Brandon Bauer shoots and scores. That was pure gold.


VestedInterest's picture

Nice edit, that soccer crap wasn't gonna fly lol.

1MechEng's picture

Is he the redneck version of Chuck Liddell?!

PittBuckeye's picture

So much win in there.

VestedInterest's picture

That little white tear on the left side of his nose came as he thought to himself..."I know they gonna tell me to turn to the left..." Next, casting a glance skyward..."Damnit..."

Urban Nation Army's picture

Bet you can't say "Bert Bielma is a bumbling buffoon" five times fast.

tennbuckeye19's picture

Well, I guess this solves the mystery regarding Macklemore's biological father.

ABrown07's picture

He couldn't afford an orange Clemson jersey so that was the next best thing

I don't like nice people. I like tough, honest people.

-Woody Hayes

painterlad's picture

"Touching Howard's Rock" means something very different in a southern jail.

To err is human. Really sucking requires having yellow stripes on your helmet.

buckeyeEddie27's picture

Wish I had more than one for ya sir.   

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

WC Buckeye's picture

He told the artist he wanted to honor his "pa" with a tattoo on his head... It's South Carolina - what would we expect the artist to do? He might've gotten arrested for assault - on the tattoo artist!

The only thing that's new in the world is the history that we have forgotten.

Nick_Satan's picture

well at least he matches, I guess for southerner that's an accomplishment.

CentralFloridaBuckeye's picture

Wow, what a sad look.  Mama didn't raise no fool.  No wait, I guess she did.  LOL
Go Bucks!