Caption this Photo, Win a Free T-Shirt

December 30, 2013 at 4:46p    by Jason Priestas    
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Orlando Pacd and Lloyd Carr at the Rose Bowl.

Ohio State great Orlando Pace and former Michigan head coach Lloyd Carr catch up on things as they're honored with induction into the Rose Bowl Hall of Fame today in Pasadena (they were joined by fellow inductee Lynn Swann of USC). That's a cool story (bro), but we're here to caption this bad boy.

The rules are simple: submit your caption to this photo as a comment and we'll check back Wednesday at noon. The comment with the most Helmet Stickers at that point will win a free t-shirt from Eleven Warriors Dry Goods. You like free shirts, right?

The fine print:

  • Must be 18 or older to enter.
  • Entry must take the form of a caption.
  • Deadline for entries is Wednesday, Jan. 1 at 12:00 p.m. ET.

Good luck.

Source: @B1Gfootball

Comments

osu07asu10's picture

Orlando: "Did all those pancakes taste as good to your lineman as they did to me?"
Lloyd: "No but the victories sure did..."
Orlando: (**Mutters under his breath***) Bet they did you old bastard,..I bet they did...

"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

Baroclinicity's picture

"Lloyd, tell me... how does it feel knowing you'll be the last coach to ever get Michigan football a national championship?"

When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Bucks43201's picture

Orlando:
"Whew! Thank God it's you. They had me worried, man."
Lloyd:
"Why's that, big guy?"
Orlando:
"When they told me I'd be in an eating contest for charity against the Michigan head coach, I assumed it'd be the current guy...that dude they call 'The Incinerator'."

 

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

buckeyeEddie27's picture

Pace: I'll have a water.  Thanks
LLL: I'm not a, uh, Orlando..?  (sighs)  You want Lemon?

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

headina's picture

Hey coach, you look like a rotting corpse!
 

GO BUCKS

headina's picture

Ouch tough crowd. Didn't mean anything offensive to anyone. He just looks very old/frail/wrinkly. 

GO BUCKS

IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY's picture

"Your defensive linemen? I already ate them."

"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest Civil War analogy EVER.

zachofaltrades's picture

Lloyd: Orlando, will you reach into that bag over there and grab me a diaper.

IBleedSandG's picture

Pace: Damn coach, what the hell has happen to y'all? Back in my OSU days, you guys used to be pretty good.
Carr: (doing his best Hoke impersonation) Uh, well, ummm, we just gotta played a little harder and execute a little better. When's this thing over? It's about time for my mid-day nap.

"You pick up the rifle and go as hard as you can possibly go."
-UFM

TatumRuled's picture

Gosh, even your breath smells like Michigan...

"Hell, Woody didn't recruit me; he recruited my mother!" -Jack Tatum                       

TilstheHun3's picture

Orlando: "I hear we are having pancakes."
Lloyd: "Well played Orlando, well played."
 

What is this? A center for ants?!? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?
 

Ohioste's picture

OP: Thanks for having a hand in hiring RichRod. It's made things great at Ohio State.

Crimson's picture

Ooh!  Is this your new icon?!?

bucknasty13's picture

Pace:  You're getting inducted with me?? You?  This guy!  This is a joke right, tell me this is a joke.
 
All kidding aside congrats to Carr and Pace.

Maestro's picture

"I hope they remembered to puree my steak."
 

vacuuming sucks

nm_buck's picture

Orlando:  "Coach, do they have enough 'L's to spell your name on the readerboard?"
LLLLLLoyd: "I brought extra just in case."

JYBUCKEYE's picture

"Hey Orlando you heard that new song from One Direction yet?"

hart1123's picture

Orlando: Coach, do you remember The Game my senior year?
Carr: At my age, I don't remember anything.
Orlando: Good deal.

BuckeyeMark's picture

"You're only smiling because coach Tressel isn't here and we all know it."

brandonbauer87's picture

Lloyd: Someday Brady Hoke will get to attend one of these things. 

Whoa Nellie's picture

Lloyd: Hoke says he can beat you at pancakes.
Orlando: Eating maybe, but delivering?

“Don’t fear criticism. The stands are full of critics. They play no ball. They fight no fights. They make no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down on the field are the doers, they make mistakes because they attempt many things.”

osu_chris's picture

"Look Lloyd, I don't care how many free wings they gave you guys, the Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl is not better than the Orange Bowl."

KBonay's picture

Pace: 'Seriously Coach, Appalachian State?!'

WC Buckeye's picture

Say "WHAT?" again!! I DARE you! I DOUBLE DARE YOU!!

The only thing that's new in the world is the history that we have forgotten.

Jack Burton's picture

"Just between you and me Orlando... Lewan is a pussy."

It's all in the reflexes - Me

Barnsey69's picture

I think you can go ahead and give that t-shirt to the Porkchop Express here...

Thank the Maker that I was born in Ohio, cradle of coaches, US Presidents, confederate-stomping Generals, and home of The Ohio State University Football Buckeyes!

osu07asu10's picture

Congrats Jack Burton, just brought the heat! 

"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

Jason Priestas's picture

Winnar. We'll be in touch to set up the free shirt.

Jack Burton's picture

Thank you sir!

It's all in the reflexes - Me

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Pace: "You're lucky we didn't have Tressel in the 90s."

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

Maestro's picture

Orlando Pace grinned through his awkwardness after Lloyd Carr called him Laurie and asked him for his supper meds at a Rose Bowl banquet yesterday.

vacuuming sucks

InvertMyVeer's picture

+1 for making a caption and not quotes.

Football is complicated...

Maestro's picture

thanks for recognizing

vacuuming sucks

joeorozco12's picture

No words—awkward silence
 

bigbadbuck's picture

Lloyd: Orlando I have a secret to tell you. I always wished I was Ohio States  coach instead of Missagains.
Orlando: Word

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here its a war room

D. Anthony's picture

"You set 'em up and I'll knock 'em back, Lloyd... I like you, Lloyd. I always liked you. You were always the best of 'em. Best god-damn bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine – or Portland, Oregon, for that matter."
 

 
 
 

D. Anthony

Knarcisi's picture

+1, not for the caption, but The Shining reference. 

IBleedSandG's picture

I always thought that bartender was creepy as hell. But, I guess that just fits in w/ the entire movie.

"You pick up the rifle and go as hard as you can possibly go."
-UFM

buckeye70's picture

LLL -Michigan will be back here soon
Orlando - COME ON MAN - I got a better chance at weighing 150 lbs

BUCKEYE70

The atmosphere in College Park will be crazy because at lease 40 % on the stadium will be Buckeye fans. Go Bucks

luckynutz's picture

Orlando: "I just farted. Smell familiar?"

Lloyd: "sure does, but can't put my finger on what I reminds me of..."

Orlando: "smells like the whole state of michigan lloyd. The whole state..."

Lloyd: "well, wait just a minute there big fella...nope, you're right. Its Pure Michigan."

Orlando: "really stings the nostrils my man!"

Idaho Helga's picture

Orlando: "Bet you're real glad you helped Rich Rod out the door, huh coach?  The program is executing now!"

gneptuneproductions's picture

Eyes the several cameras pointing towards them; fakes smile(s)

denner's picture

 
LC: Hi Mr Pace I'll be your server for the evening.

741's picture

#boobsgazpacho

BUCKSOMIES's picture

Orlando:  "O-H"
Lloyd:  "I-O"

TatumRuled's picture

Carr: "Believe it or not, I miss RichRod..."

"Hell, Woody didn't recruit me; he recruited my mother!" -Jack Tatum                       

Run_Fido_Run's picture

Lloyd: "Yes, Orlando, I do listen to rap and hippity hop music. The best rap song going right now is 'The Story of My Life' by One Direction, the all-time best rap band in my book."
Orlando: "Ugghh, coach . . . never mind . . ."

rosycheeks's picture

Lloyd: "Orlando, man, I've seen that look before on Brady Hoke's face. Please don't do it, man... Just trust me, I don't taste as good as pancakes."
Orlando: [chuckling]

TBDBITL0509's picture


LC: And so I told him, "This season should've been gravy, ok? I handpicked the squad, I delivered an idiot-proof routine... And ever since I handed the reins over to you, you've run my squad straight into the ground! If I made any mistake as a leader, it was announcing you as my successor!"

DefendYoungstown's picture

Orlando: "What up playa playa, I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind"
Lloyd "SMH, WTF????"

What we can't do in the air we'll do on the ground.

gravey's picture

O:  Remember that extra long security check in '04..with the police dogs?  Totally my idea. Tress had nothing to do with it.
L: It only lasted 15 minutes.  It wasn't half as bad as the decade long ...um prison treatment... I got from Tress.

bowthrock's picture

Orlando, "Michigan sucks"
Lloyd smiles sheepishly and mutters, "I know."

"Lets beat the shit out of Michigan".... Urban. Frank. Meyer.

Knarcisi's picture

"Hey coach, how were the pancakes?"

Alex Boones Liver's picture

Orlando: I'll sign it for you coach, but how many L's are in your name again?
Carr: It never gets old does it?

Bearohs's picture

Orlando:"Hey coach, remember when TTUN used to be relevant??"

northcampus's picture

"Rita Rodriguez?? Coach, you're ate up!"

IGotAWoody's picture

OP: Hey Lloyd, did you notice that there's nothing funny about this picture?
LC: Yeah, writing a good caption is going to be almost impossible.

 - License to kill gophers (wolverines, badgers, etc) by the government of the United Nations

Geraffi's picture

Hey, hey, hey!  It's Rose Bowl Induction Day!

Run_Fido_Run's picture

Lloyd: "Good to see you again, young fella!"
Orlando: "Coach, I'm not trying to make you feel old or anything, but I'm 38 years old now. Hell, I'm as old as you were when Michigan lost won a Rose Bowl."

Buckeyeville's picture

Orlando: You mad bro?

UrbanCulture's picture

Smile and wave boys 

Kevbo714's picture

"You know it HAD to have been a nascar fan that sat us next to each other... I mean, just read our last names!"

Tom Crean listens to Nickelback...

Bucks43201's picture

Haha...clever!

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

bull1214's picture

orlando: you enjoy being the last good *ichigan coach dont you?
llloyd: no,no (cough) of course not!
orlando: then why you smiling?

bull1214's picture

orlando: hey can you get me invited to hoke's barbecue?
llloyd: ill see what i can do big guy.

buckeyedaniel's picture

Yeah I'm serious,  Brady ate all the pancakes

painterlad's picture

Orlando: "Eddie gives me a lot of credit for his records, you know."
Lloyd: "That's weird...Tressel credits me for his record as well."

To err is human. Really sucking requires having yellow stripes on your helmet.

AWalk3r1's picture

Lloyd: (that smirk lol) I farted !
OP: Smells like the big house, you weird man !

stittracer99's picture

Lloyd: "Yeah, Marcus Hall gave me your message"
Orlando: "Oh that? That was from all of Buckeye Nation"

Buckeye Beast's picture

Lloyd: I like your hair, but squirrels scare me. Do you wanna go see my favorite pop machine?
Orlando: Nah I'm good bro. Thanks though. 

It's 5 o'clock somewhere, & Michigan still sucks

Crimson's picture

Orlando: "You could pancake me?  You couldn't even pancake Devin Gardner.  And he's got a broken foot!"

BuckNation's picture

LC: You know, Coach Hoke is your biggest fan.
OP: Really?
LC: Indeed, he says breakfast wouldn't be the same without you.

FROMTHE18's picture

Coach Carr: "Orlando, remember the days of Michigan dominance?"
Orlando Pace: "Sorry coach, I majored in Business, not Ancient History." 

Colorado Buckeye's picture

Hey Lloyd... You like pancakes??? Cause were gonna be having some pancakes...

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever!

NiPickle's picture

Lloyd: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Orlando: Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. I mean, we don't really...
Lloyd: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Orlando. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Orlando: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Orlando: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance... *YEAH!*

Just a Buckeye in Badgerland.

Justanut's picture

Orlando: "Nice tie Coach! Gray looks good on you!"

gwalther's picture

"Orlando Pace and Lloyd Carr share a laugh as they reminisce about when the Ohio State-Michigan rivalry was actually competitive." 

Class of 2008

JT's picture

LLLLLLLC: on behalf of all Michigan men, I miss Coop

ScarletNGrey01's picture

"A Legend and a Leader, part of the greatest rivalry in all of sports, look back and reflect".

The will to win is not as important as the will to prepare to win. -- Woody Hayes

BoFuquel's picture

Lloyd: Hey O. you know I kicked the shit out of The Urb. OH YEAH! GO BUCKS!

I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

unknownmusketeer's picture

Orlando: I thought that you had to win the Rose Bowl to get inducted into the Hall of Fame.
Lloyd: I did win one. One out of four isn't bad.
Orlando: Is that what you keep telling yourself? Now I know why you got canned at Michigan.
 
Side note: Orlando was 1-0 in the Rose Bowl.

LABuckeye's picture

"LLoyd, why'd they ask you to emcee the pancake breakfast when I'm the King of Pancakes?"

KingsRite's picture

Pace: "You know we are having pancakes don't you Carr?"

“I have yet to be in a game where luck was involved. Well-prepared players make plays. I have yet to be in a game where the most prepared team didn't win.” -Urban Meyer-

bucknasty13's picture

Did you order the Brady Hoke buffet too?

Colby3333's picture

We cool?  Yeah coach, we straight.

BuckeyeStrong2's picture

Pace: So has Dave Brandon called you for the soon to be open HC position?
Carr: Why would I want that mess at this age?
(Both in laughter)

"BLOOD. THIRSTY. BUCKEYES."

Jugdish's picture

Did you hear the one about the pizza salesman, the bubble butt coach, and a helmet twisting jerk? 
Sounds like a michigan man.
Aw shit! You heard it.

Remember to get your wolverine spayed or neutered. TBDBITL

FitzBuck's picture

Lloyd: Still trying to figure out how we beat your team.
Pace: Me too coach.  Asphincter says what?
Lloyd: What?
Pace: Exactly.  

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

AcrossTheField11's picture

Orlando: You smell that, Lloyd?  That's what a HOF fart smells like.  Take it in nice and slow heh heh heh
Lloyd: You're pretty sick, Chubbs

Time and change will surely show how firm they friendship... O-HI-O.

GOOMBAY's picture

Pace: "Winning here was amazing, Coach. I never got to lose here. Can you tell me which loss was your favorite?"
<dramatic silence>
Carr: "How'd you like to hear about winning a National Championship here, Orlando?"
<dramatic silence>
Pace: "Sorry. Was just checking out my Super Bowl ring. What's that, Coach?"
<distant hawk screech>

bubpy222's picture

Pace- I want to punch you in the neck

Killer nuts's picture

Lloyd: At least there's no 'L' in pancake...
Orlando: True, but there is in "flapjack"

Crimson's picture

Lloyd: "Have I ever told you about the time one of our guys got pancaked by this big guy from Ohio State?  He walked funny for a week!"
Orlando: "No, Gramps.  Tell me more." (smirks)

WOLFofOHIO's picture

Orlando: so what brings you here?
Lloyd: I'm being honored in the rose bowl of fame..
Orlando: you know you can tell me why your Really here..
Lloyd: Ok..im secretly having an affair with mark Dantonio.

there is no greater joy than watching Michigan get slammed. in anything

Knarcisi's picture

Who are two men that love John Cooper, Alex? 

Whoa Nellie's picture

Did you hear Bucksfan changed his icon?

“Don’t fear criticism. The stands are full of critics. They play no ball. They fight no fights. They make no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down on the field are the doers, they make mistakes because they attempt many things.”

Whoa Nellie's picture

No offense intended.  That's an epic thread is all.  And, you can have the T-shirt!

“Don’t fear criticism. The stands are full of critics. They play no ball. They fight no fights. They make no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down on the field are the doers, they make mistakes because they attempt many things.”

KLF Buckeye's picture

"Lloyd Carr listens patiently as Orlando Pace describes what it feels like to get fitted for a Super Bowl ring."

idontsmellgood's picture

Pace: "Hey Coach Carr, how is the LLLLobster?"

"This kid scares me a little bit because I've seen him on film drop back and ...boom, boom, boom." Tuberville moved his head, mimicking Barrett checking through his progressions. "That scares me right now. Has all week."-Tuberville on JT Barrett

idontsmellgood's picture

Pace: "...and when they announced the Heisman winner I stood up and as I walked out I gave them the "Marcus Hall salute."

"This kid scares me a little bit because I've seen him on film drop back and ...boom, boom, boom." Tuberville moved his head, mimicking Barrett checking through his progressions. "That scares me right now. Has all week."-Tuberville on JT Barrett

Kalamazoo Steve's picture

OP: Coach, you know your wife makes a mean breakfast, right? Or does she just do that for me?

Whosisbrew's picture

Lloyd: And then he was like "When I first went into the office, they gave me a button that said 'Beat Ohio State' on it." And then he repeated that, like, over and over again for the next three years.
Pace: LOL.

Kalamazoo Steve's picture

Lloyd (lmao, sweet of his parents) still has night terrors about Tressel.

Kalamazoo Steve's picture

And before you mention selling personal belongings for free tatts, Google Charles Woodson's mom has a new mink.

buckskin's picture

Pace:  Coach, 11 Warriors blows mgoblog out of the water.
Carr:  Sssshhhhh, I know.  Sometimes I post breaking recruiting news on there under the name 9route.

slovak71's picture

Orlando:  You know one man is responsible for us being here.
Lloyd: Yep.  Tell Coop I said, "Hello."

Zimmy07's picture

Ha ha,  I bet Hoke could beat my pancake record Lloyd.

rkylet83's picture

Lloyd : Do you think they miss me yet?
Pace: Do they hate Jim Tressel?

Colby3333's picture

Let's switch seats to make an I-O.

tdkdpt's picture

"They fired you for who?!?!"
"Yep, I sh!t you not"

armybucknut's picture

" What?!!!!????!!! Hoke and Oprah had a love child?????!!!!!" 

"Illegitimi non carborundum"

macbraddy's picture

Hey coach remember when you guys used to beat Ohio State, Michigan State , and you had the best winning percentage in college football? 
 
Those were the good old days Orlando. Time for us to find a new rival!

Go Bucks!!!

Whoa Nellie's picture

LC:  Hey, Orlando, you ever hear of the group One Direction?
OP:  Yeah, they suck.

“Don’t fear criticism. The stands are full of critics. They play no ball. They fight no fights. They make no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down on the field are the doers, they make mistakes because they attempt many things.”

Buck Commander's picture

Dammit Pace you shit?          Yes I Did!!!!!!!!!

Every time I set my DVR to record Biggest Loser......It always records Wolverine Football Games!

droessl's picture

"Hey Lloyd, how much will you give me if I can slam dunk this into that trash can?"

Dongbrake44's picture

Haha, I knew the quote but couldn't place it. Thank you YouTube and Kenny Powers. 

GO BUCKS!!!

Hovenaut's picture

Pace:
"I was told they wanted Steve Bellisari and Gary Moeller for this pic"
LLLLLLoyd:
"Believe they're having dinner in the bar"

I am not very smart, but I recognize that I am not very smart.

Citrus's picture

Pace: I EAT YOURRR PANCAKES!!! I EAT them UP! 

otrain2416's picture


Prince: Thanks for making breakfast Orlando. To Carr: Eat ya pancakes bitches

Barnsey69's picture

Orlando: "For real coach, does Mike Hart still wet the bed?"
Coach: "Check please."

Thank the Maker that I was born in Ohio, cradle of coaches, US Presidents, confederate-stomping Generals, and home of The Ohio State University Football Buckeyes!

Young_Turk's picture

O:  All these pancakes are kind of dry, could you pass the syrup of wolverine tears, Lloyd?
 

jarnold4112's picture

Even in retirement Michigan's Carr still getting pancaked by Buckeye Legends

NewEraBuckeyes's picture

OP: Muck Fichigan!
Lloyd: Go Bucks!

wpitt41's picture

Carr: Orlando, thanks for a great rivalry with great games!
Pace: (Laughs) Thank you for continually losing to Ohio State to get yourself in my Hall of Fame class!
 

“FOUR TO SIX SECONDS, A TO B, AND YOU GET PISSED OFF WHEN YOU GET THERE!” - U.F.M.

Crimson's picture

Orlando Pace looks on, scared, as Lloyd Carr talks about how much he likes his new adult diapers.

DNARCO's picture

Carr, again behind the Pace at the annual "Ann Arbor is a Whore" joke-off. 

 
 

BassDropper's picture

Orlando Pace: "Hey LLLLLoyd you suck"
Loyd Carr: No Orlano, you suck!"

DIRECTIONER

TatumRuled's picture

"Seriously, are you still trying to recruit me?!"

"Hell, Woody didn't recruit me; he recruited my mother!" -Jack Tatum                       

livinginthegrey's picture

Not a caption to the picture, as I'm not funny, but someone should turn this into weekly contest during the season. Some of these comments are hilarious. 

Party Liquor's picture

A pacesetter meets a pacemaker.

Party Liquor's picture

A pacesetter and a pacemaker walk into a bar...

3ydncloudofdust's picture

Hey Lloyd, Tress ate your lunch.
Now I'm gonna eat your dinner!

"Three things can happen when you pass the ball, and two of them are bad." - Woody