For reasons that may never be known, one brave Columbus-area burglar decided to break into the car of Ohio State defensive tackle Michael Bennett last night. Bennett was home at the time.
Someone just tried to break into my car while I was home alone. Talk about adrenaline rush— Not Mike Bennett (@mike63bennett) December 22, 2013
One of these days I'll catch someone in the act. My car is too hard to resist— Not Mike Bennett (@mike63bennett) December 22, 2013
We don't know about you, but if we're going to do things that car thieves do, we're going to do them to cars not owned by 6-foot-3, 285-pound All-Big Ten defensive linemen.
But that's just us.