Jadeveon Clowney: Crocodile Hunter
According to his Instagram, future #1 NFL Draft pick Jadeveon Clowney is a man of many talents, and a person who will apparently hunt and kill you regardless of species. Did Jadeveon kill this alligator with his bare hands? Where was this picture taken? Why haven't his friends stopped him from perpetrating the blight that is white sunglasses? Are my eyes bad or are those jeans? Is that an alligator or a crocodile? These are just some of the questions I have after admiring this picture for the last 20 minutes of my life.
He also becomes the first person in the world I would be unwilling to make fun of for apparently taking a selfie with their cell phone's camera in the bathroom of their apartment.
Everybody and their mother has seen the hit Clowney laid upon Michigna's Vincent Smith (peace be upon him), but here it is for good measure because it's the off-season and Michigan is still terrible: