Jadeveon Clowney: Crocodile Hunter

By DJ Byrnes on June 13, 2013 at 5:27p
Seriously though, white sunglasses are the worst.Did Steve Irwin's death teach us nothing?

According to his Instagram, future #1 NFL Draft pick Jadeveon Clowney is a man of many talents, and a person who will apparently hunt and kill you regardless of species. Did Jadeveon kill this alligator with his bare hands? Where was this picture taken? Why haven't his friends stopped him from perpetrating the blight that is white sunglasses? Are my eyes bad or are those jeans? Is that an alligator or a crocodile? These are just some of the questions I have after admiring this picture for the last 20 minutes of my life.

He also becomes the first person in the world I would be unwilling to make fun of for apparently taking a selfie with their cell phone's camera in the bathroom of their apartment.

Everybody and their mother has seen the hit Clowney laid upon Michigna's Vincent Smith (peace be upon him), but here it is for good measure because it's the off-season and Michigan is still terrible:


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USMC11917's picture

Pfft..and they thought he would sit out the season for fear of risk of injury....

FROMTHE18's picture

dudes going to set a season record for sacks this year

Hovenaut's picture

Great story, love watching AACC players getting laid out.

Oh, and the croc/gator thing is cool too.

buckeyestu's picture

One of the best plays last season, loved seeing that helmet fly off. Couldnt happen to a better team.

harleymanjax's picture

That's an Alligator

"Because I couldn't go for 3"

awarren84's picture

Who said its dead? Let that blow your mind!

"Anything less than flagrant is just playing grab ass!"

Nkohl13's picture

It might not be. They could have just cooled that alligator down a lot to make it lethargic. When those things are hot they get crazy, but when they're cold they wont move at all.

captain obvious's picture

He should probably transfer to tOSU to play opposite Spence get a year tutelage from Vrabel and possibly get two more opportunities to decapitate scUM running backs.

I'm a friend of thunder is it any wonder lightning strikes me

biggy84's picture

Evidently spelling isn't taught at USC.

captain obvious's picture

I bet he can spell $

I'm a friend of thunder is it any wonder lightning strikes me

biggy84's picture

I bet he can! lol

captain obvious's picture

i assure you Clowney definitely aint there to play no school

I'm a friend of thunder is it any wonder lightning strikes me

Poe McKnoe's picture

He's so badass, the rules of football don't apply to him!  Should have been a dead ball...good thing it was Michigan.

Denny's picture

You're absolutely right about those sunglasses, and really about any sort of sporting sunglasses in a non-sporting environment.


Knarcisi's picture

I live in Rock Hill, his hometown. His parents must have moved next door. They have a Michigan helmet for a mailbox. 

Poison nuts's picture

I've mentioned this in older posts, but I went to this game with my wife. I gotta tell you, I'd never heard 65,000 go "oooooooohh" all at once until that hit from Clowney. We were up fairly high in the stands & you could hear the crunch like it was right in front of you...It was truly epic thing to see.

"Do not pass me, just slow down - I can move right through you" Superchunk - Precision Auto.

HighBallAce's picture

I have a friend who lives in South Carolina and she took a picture of the sign they posted at the state line. Underneath it says, "Beware of Clowney!".....lol

BME_Buckeye's picture

This would be make for a nice Christmas card to send to Gator fans during the Holiday if you're a Gamecock fan. 

Look closely, because the closer you think you are, the less you will actually see.


Dayton Buckeye's picture

That clip never gets old. I think I would double team him every play. I would not count on a tight end to come down and try to block him. But it is Michigan.

dubjayfootball90's picture

That hit just reminds me of how glad I am not to be a scUM fan every time I see it

You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.

BuckeyeSki's picture

Might be the baddest dude on the planet.

Stone Cold Steve Austin would like to have a word with you regarding this statement

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OSUStu's picture

Yeah, and so would this dude:

If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.  ~ Bruce Lee

cronimi's picture

The BB guns just scream bad a$$....

cajunbuckeye's picture

Epic. Rap. Song.

An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches

harleymanjax's picture

He is so bad ass he don't even wipe his nose!

"Because I couldn't go for 3"

Buckabroad's picture

Great player and probably 1st pick in the next draft. Now let's try to top that hit vs TTUN in the next Game.

"The minute we stop expecting greatness, we become Wisconsin."

cinserious's picture

any odds on how many NFL teams try to tank this year? 3 wins is too much lol!

One day I will valiantly become a political prisoner of 11W jail.