Photoshop Phriday: The Sledgehammer

May 31, 2013 at 9:00a    by Jason Priestas    
93 Comments
CUE PETER GABRIEL

It's been a while, but we're back with another round of hot, hot Photoshop Phriday action.

If you're new to 11W Photoshop Phriday hijinks, your task is simple: Take some or all of the elements of the photo above, grab Photoshop (or MS Paint if you like to party) and make us laugh. Or awe us. Designers, if you want a higher-res version of the photo, click it. The world is yours.

Leave your work as a comment in this thread and one winner, chosen via comment voting, will take home a free shirt of their choice from Eleven Warriors Dry Goods. Have you seen our shirts? They're N-I-C-E.

The Rules:

  • Entrants must be 18 or older.
  • The entry must feature some or all elements of the photo of Ohio State assistant Kerry Coombs that you see above.
  • You will receive imaginary bonus points if you can take the road less-traveled and avoid gore in your creation.
  • Residents of Michigan are ineligible.
  • Deadline for entries and voting is noon on Monday, June 3, 2013.

Good luck!


93 Comments

Comments

jeremytwoface's picture

Oh man this is going to be good...
 
Somebody do a Ban-Hammer so I can save it!!!

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

NW Buckeye's picture


Fastest ban hammer in the world!!!

BED's picture

Everyone do yourself a favor and read the mouseover text.  Genius.

(also, thanks for getting that stuck in my head)

The Ohio State University, College of Arts & Sciences, Class of 2006
The Ohio State University Moritz College of Law, Class of 2009

AltaBuck's picture

So was a great album

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis

Doc's picture

Damn. I wish I knew how to use photoshop.  I would have Coombs hammering Hoke's head, or some other AACC themed goodness.
Hodge, you're up! 

"Say my name."

causeicouldntgo43's picture

Perfect - you hit the Buckeye Nation Trifecta!
 

causeicouldntgo43's picture

His pumpkin head won't fit on the whack-a-mole board.

BuckeyeSki's picture

Typical construction scene: One guy working and 5 guys watching

Banned from BlackShoeDiaries since 2008. Crime: Slander/Defamation of Character Judgement: Guilty

GoBucks713's picture

He's definitely a state employee....

-The Aristocrats!

cinserious's picture

Technically he is.

Life's daily struggle is choosing between saying F--ck-it, or soldiering on with your responsibilities.  

jthiel09's picture

Who knew that Peter Gabriel liked Michigan.
Good thing Coach Coombs is more of a Phil Collins kinda guy. 

JT

faux_maestro's picture

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite. 

Inní mér syngur vitleysingur

WC Buckeye's picture

I am a bigger fan of ABACAB, a sideways wink and a jab at formulaic production and expectations in the music industry. Great band, but by that point Phil was checking out - more interested in (and ultimately successful at) doing his own thing.

The only thing that's new in the world is the history that we have forgotten.

jthiel09's picture

Thank you both ... that made my day.

JT

hail2victors9's picture


 
All right.  Who forgot the Red Bull?!? 

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!

~Bo Schembechler

BED's picture

I see what you did there.

The Ohio State University, College of Arts & Sciences, Class of 2006
The Ohio State University Moritz College of Law, Class of 2009

GoBucks713's picture

Adding Peter Gabriel would have been an even nicer touch.

-The Aristocrats!

USMC11917's picture

 Forgive this poor attempt. I'm a beginner.

otrain2416's picture

someone should do him building a pipeline and the pipe to say Cass Tech

Stinson's picture

"The height of human desire is what wins, whether it's on Normandy Beach or in Ohio Stadium." -Wayne Woodrow Hayes

The TresselMeyer's picture

Leader in the clubhouse, right here... Awesome

Brady Hoke's reaction to the Urban Meyer hire: "Not good."

Buckeye in Illini country's picture

Not seeing it on my computer for some odd reason, but am getting it on my phone.  Nail in the coffin; I like it.

Columbus to Pasadena: 35 hours.  We're on a road trip through the desert looking for strippers and cocaine... and Rose Bowl wins!

jeremytwoface's picture

Yeah can't see it on my computer or my phone.... *sad face*

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

spqr2008's picture

Yeah, I can't see it either.  Can you repost for those of us with technical difficulties? 
 
Thanks

Stinson's picture

Can you guys see it now? Not sure why you couldn't...

"The height of human desire is what wins, whether it's on Normandy Beach or in Ohio Stadium." -Wayne Woodrow Hayes

jeremytwoface's picture

No sir...

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

Stinson's picture

"The height of human desire is what wins, whether it's on Normandy Beach or in Ohio Stadium." -Wayne Woodrow Hayes

spqr2008's picture

There we go.  Excellent.

jeremytwoface's picture

There it is... Do we vote for this one or the original one? Eh who cares... I'll vote for both.

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

Stinson's picture

Haha it's the exact same photo, I assure you.

"The height of human desire is what wins, whether it's on Normandy Beach or in Ohio Stadium." -Wayne Woodrow Hayes

jeremytwoface's picture

Yeah but are we adding them together to get your total votes or just one?
 
Because if we are adding them up, you are almost winning. If we aren't, well... you aren't.

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

Stinson's picture

Yeah good point. Not sure.

"The height of human desire is what wins, whether it's on Normandy Beach or in Ohio Stadium." -Wayne Woodrow Hayes

ATT2121's picture
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"It all goes so fast, and character makes the difference when it's close."
Jesse Owens
 

OSUinFl's picture

Love it great job.

trukjo's picture

Transcontinental Railroad would have been completed years earlier if Kerry was in charge...
 

BuckeyeVet's picture

Love it!

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."          - Groucho Marx

 

Earle's picture

It would have been sad for the Pony Express, though.

Italics are for emphasis.

ATT2121's picture
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"It all goes so fast, and character makes the difference when it's close."
Jesse Owens
 

jestertcf's picture

~Because we couldn't go for three~

KBonay's picture

Great effort by all. And thanks to 11w for making my Friday. 

hail2victors9's picture

I feel like this is definitely something that Sparty would do...for real.

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!

~Bo Schembechler

tennbuckeye19's picture

True. But they would probably set it on fire. Sparty's always gotta set something on fire. 

spqr2008's picture

I think we should go ahead and change that to Sparty's gonna Spart.

toad1204's picture

Well done with the Hoke placement.

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02... 

toad1204's picture

Just plantin' flags...

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02... 

droessl's picture

These are great entries... now it's time for Hodge to make everyone look bad. 

hodge's picture

I'm working on one...just hoping I can make it come out all right.

jthiel09's picture

If I could continue to up-vote this for the rest of the afternoon I would ... bravo.

JT

Hovenaut's picture

Can't stop laughing!

I am not the Last Dragon, therefore I do not possess the power of the Glow.

AltaBuck's picture

Sweet! Samwell Tarly Hoke

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis

Deshaun's picture

Wow. Awesome on so many levels. You always knew a punk like Joffrey would be a TTUN fan. And any image of either Joffrey or a TTUN fan being clubbed in the head by Kerry Coombs is a winner in my book.

Geraffi's picture

Why is Fred Flintstone pictured on the bottom left?
/sarcasm
This is beyond brilliant!

AltaBuck's picture

I suck at photoshop. Can anyone take a stab using the printer/gangster scene from Office Space?

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis

ATT2121's picture

Seriously, thank you all for making my day! An upvote just isn't enough for some of these.

 
 

"It all goes so fast, and character makes the difference when it's close."
Jesse Owens
 

Gametime's picture

Kerry Combs' speeches are so epically motivational that he himself transcended space and time to spur one of the most iconic military victories of all time. Happy Memorial Weekend!
 

...I too dream in color and in rhyme
So I guess I'm one of a kind in a full house
Cause whenever I open my heart, my soul or my mouth
A touch of God rains out...

natej's picture


Respectfully submitted.
"Planting Flags."

natej's picture

I can't believe I'm not winning.

USMC11917's picture

Technically you are the 4th or 5th poster with the flag idea. Now if you had placed those flags on the actual cities all of our current commits that Coombs has landed I might have tossed you an upvote haha!

natej's picture

Ah damnit. You're right.

jestertcf's picture

PC Loadletter?? What F*$# does that mean?

~Because we couldn't go for three~

AltaBuck's picture

Danke Jeremy!

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis

causeicouldntgo43's picture

Winner winner chicken dinner....

jeremytwoface's picture

I like the subtle MARK MAY WEARS WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR reference.

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

HolyBuckeye1093's picture

Anytime there is a chance, you must do it!

Idaho Helga's picture

I'm still laughing at this . yep , there are some fine postings here but this is my favorite.
 
LUV the MARK MAY WEARS WOMENS UNDERWEAR references.   I spit out my  diet coke. waa ha ha . I should donate my 1000 extra via Nigeria upvotes to you if I could. 

USMC11917's picture

After being awake for 26 hours finishing up my third job for the day, via Nigeria read Viagra to me. Anyone else? So tired I don't even know why I feel compelled to post this.

Earle's picture

1000 extra viagra sounds like quite a night, but a little dangerous if you ask me. Then again, I'm no doctor.

Italics are for emphasis.

Squirrel Master's picture

Earle, It's a typical evening for coach Coombs and the misses.

I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!

Earle's picture

Gosh, she must be tired.

Italics are for emphasis.

Phillips.449's picture

That is hilarious because I read it that way at 1st too!  You aren't the only one, and I got sleep.

Idaho Helga's picture

Perhaps because it was "via Nigeria" and your (fried?) brains put that together too quickly. Anyway, that was a hoot.
I am  willing to trade 1000 helmet stickers for 1500 your direction via my new best friend in NIGERIA.   His grammar is pretty bad and he's a strictly email guy but we'll muddle through.
p.s. Oh, and he just emailed me that  he has some Viagra at a great price, no script needed!  Obviously not something I'm interested in, but thought I'd do the polite thing and pass this along.  You know, for your old uncle.  Not that I think you need any, gosh this is getting embarrassing....
 
 
 

Buckeyefan52's picture

No way mark may is that skinny...

achillesx's picture

WOW! A little bit of everything in this one. I like it!!

OSUinFl's picture

Urkell the  cross dresser and Mr Potato head.

tdible2132's picture

Haha oh yeah, this one is the best!  He's even got Mark May in womens underwear involved!

BSTP DeCon's picture

Omg, this one has my crying so hard lol

Buckin-J's picture

Couldn't't have done it any better! Also love the womans underwear reference. Grand job.

Go Bucks or go home. 

Firmthyfriendship's picture

Now that's what I call community service!

Stinson's picture

Unrelated, but make of this what you will...

"The height of human desire is what wins, whether it's on Normandy Beach or in Ohio Stadium." -Wayne Woodrow Hayes

BME_Buckeye's picture

Now that's what I call a "Skull Crusher"
+1

Look closely, because the closer you think you are, the less you will actually see.

 

BoFuquel's picture

Cool,but coach needs a bigger hammer if he's gonna rid the world of this vermin once and for all.GO BUCKS!

I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

dr green's picture

And one that's scarlet and gray.