Your Caption for Two VIP Tickets to Eat Too, Brutus 2012

By 11W Staff on September 17, 2012 at 12:30p

We've teamed up with an anonymous donor to offer two VIP passes to Eat Too, Brutus to the comment with the best caption for this photo from last year's event.

Simply tell us what Greg Oden or the fan next to him (or both) is thinking and that's your entry. If you're worried that your caption skills may not be up to par, tickets remain, but they are moving quickly (we do anticipate that this event will sell out, like it did last year).

The fine print:

  • Winner will receive VIP admission for two to Eat Too, Brutus 2012 at the Eat Too, Brutus Hero level.
  • Must be 18 or older.
  • Deadline for entries is 11pm ET, Friday, September 21.

Good luck!


nickporter53's picture

"Hey Greg? You're standing on my foot."
"No I'm not."

Nick Porter
All Broad Street (1989 & 1990)

Poison nuts's picture

Edit: Downvoters - I was just having a little fun with this reply. Seems to be a lot of comments about Greg Odens privates so I goofed on it a bit. No harm intended - thanks.

"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill" - Detective Rustin Cohle.

BucksfanXC's picture

Good-looking young female off camera: "Hey Greg, I got your text pic, call me later."

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.”  - Woody

TheBadOwl's picture

NOT PICTURED: Greg Oden's new prosthetic legs.

When I walked in this morning and saw the flag was at half mast I thought, "Alright, another bureaucrat ate it." but then I saw it was Li'l Sebastian. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.

Run_Fido_Run's picture

Holy sh--, Greg! There's a python on the loose and it appears to be pointed in this direction!

BuckeyeVet's picture

Fan: "I can't believe he really did it"
Oden: "Yup. Shelly told him no, so he renamed his son "Nate John Simon Meyer". Look at the back of Nate's game day jersey."
Fan: "Damn. Now THAT'S a grown-ass man's name."

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."          - Groucho Marx


MaliBuckeye's picture

"Wow. That's impressive."
"Well, I only took out enough to win..."

"Sarcastically, I'm in charge."


SuperBuckFan08's picture

Fan: "Wait, you mean this Eat Too Brutus is going to involve Greg Oden swallowing a fan whole?!"
Greg Oden: "Yup"

Because I couldn't go for three.   -Woody-

BoFuquel's picture

Hey Arch. You know if they had fed me better when I was here, my legs wouln't be so fragile today.

I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

Ethos's picture

Greg: "It's right there"
Fan: "Where? I don't have that perspective Greg"
Greg: "Oh right, well, the schott is past those trees."

"What do you need water for, Sunshine?!" - Coach Coombs, if you don't love this man, you have no soul.

cajunbuckeye's picture

Two men, with equal odds of having successful careers in the NBA!

An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches

notoriouswojo's picture

Anonymous Dude: Wow I've never seen one that big. 
Greg: Hehe....Let me get my Iphone.

dancorona5's picture

Fan: You're joining the national wheelchair basketball association?!
...there goes my shot at MVP...

WyoBuckeye's picture

Fan: Where are they taking all those enormous fans?
Oden:  They're installing them in the locker rooms.  The visitor's hotel called over to tell the AD that Brady Hoke has indicated he would like franks-n-beans for his pregame meal.

btalbert25's picture

Dude:  Wow Elika is even hotter in person!!!!
Greg:  Elika?  I was checking out Ramzy!

osu07asu10's picture


"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

Doc's picture

Oden:  "I don't think that's him."
Fan:  "Yeah it is.  You don't recognize Titus without a Nerf dart stuck to his sack."

"Say my name."

osu07asu10's picture


"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

builderofcoalitions's picture

What this thread really needs are more jokes about Greg Oden's enormous feet.

Because we couldn't go for three.

tennbuckeye19's picture

You know what they say about a guy with big feet...
He wears big shoes.

buck i's picture

Damn LeBron, you're looking rough.

msj212's picture

Fan: It didn't look that big on the camera
Greg: Why else would I have needed those knee surgeries?

BrewstersMillions's picture

Fan-"Oh my God! Taurian, look! Over that Greg Oden?"
Greg-" **long exhale.....ya, must be...."

Do I come off as arrogant? Shame on me, I was hoping it would more obvious.

klfeck's picture

The last time I was in a picture with a prick like this it made national headlines.......



Proud parent of a Senior at The Ohio State University

buckeyeEddie27's picture

                            (TEN SECONDS BEFORE THE PIC)
Fan: "and my wife Cindy, son Brandon, and there's our oldest home from college, Elize-"
                                      ~oden interrupts~
Oden: "Elizebeth" 
Fan:  "Yea.....howdyou....?
                              ~Elizebeth yells from off camera~
Elizebeth: "HEEeey Grreeeg"  (giggles)
Oden: "Smile Dad "
                         (PHOTOGRAPHER: "SAY CHEEEESE")

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

klfeck's picture

This prick may be a big fan but he is not the biggest I've been pictured with



Proud parent of a Senior at The Ohio State University

Denny's picture

Surprisingly, the guy on the left is twice Oden's age.


input4u's picture

#Horray RedStripe
#Horray Beer
#Horray Making New Beer Friends - "unofficial new tailgate brand of choice..."

Miami of Brohio's picture

Greg Oden and fan look on in disgust as JB Shugarts gets a head start at the buffet line 

Jason Priestas's picture

Our winner, ladies and gentlemen.

Hasbro's picture

Diff'rent Strokes II

osumu903's picture

"How do you know Greg's is bigger than mine?" "Oh crap it is"


bigbadbuck's picture

Fan:...Isnt that Adam Richman and isnt he eating a Dagwood Sandwich?
Greg Oden: Damn i ate one of those for a snack last night

btalbert25's picture

Dude:  My God have a look at that sausage!
Greg:  Sausage?  I got my eyes on the Brisket!

vidstudent's picture

Fan:  "That...that gruesome eating style...."
Oden:  "Titus gets hungry, yo."

Nicholas Eckert


Tim's picture

Initial reaction of shock and disgust before realizing that Joakim Noah is wearing pants and they just saw the hair on his head.

BUCKS4REAL's picture

Oden- "Yeah the water's cold in the urinal"
Dude "chea"

buckeyeme's picture

Holly Cow!  Can you beleive the size of Brady Hoke? 

AltaBuck's picture

Oden:  Looking at this group of bloggers...I should have worn my Urkel costume.

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis

jkrk's picture

"Hey Greg, I'll trade you my knee for your . . ."

Adambob's picture

Fan: So that's Bret Beilema eh ?
Oden: I thought that was the Badgers mascot!

shadedred's picture

Oden: Hurry up and take the picture before this guy falls off the step stool.

zprice19's picture

Quick, guess which one of us is older!?!

mclovin's picture

Photographer: Alright, cheese on three.  One, two...uh Greg...your uh...
Fan: Good god, Greg, u got to be kidding me.  My kids are right there!
Oden: Sorry, bro.  This is how I pose.

jfrank373's picture

Greg Oden and 2011 Eat Too, Brutus attendee share a comical and shocking moment while getting a glimpse of Bret Bielema's Zoosk profile.

Rabid Dog's picture

She was all of 6’4” and appeared to be quite beautiful.  Unfortunately for Greg however, from his vantage point, he was unable to see what dangled down below.

Rabid Dog

Wil's picture

Fan:  I've seen his junk....
Oden:  God I hope this guy isn't thinking about that picture of my junk....

austin_howard's picture

Fan: "So you are telling me she (daughter) was hooking up with a guy who likes Michigan back in 09. HOW COULD SHE!?
Oden: "Yup, dont worry, that was a long time ago. MA BAD (scuffs the fan's shoe on accident).

rachaelb13's picture

"I think I want to win that sock in the raffle."
"Yeah I was looking at that sock too"

shadybuck's picture

Greg Oden: (5... 4... 3... 2...) "alright have a nice day."
guy: "hey do you need a body guard?! i'd take a bullet for ya!"

nick_ferguson58's picture

Fan:  Big men just aren't as marketable greg.
Greg: But, check this out.  You need sophisticated? I got sophisticated. Maybe a little more dynamic?  I'm a chameleon.  You still think big men can't sell???  Boom!


thePhilipJFry's picture

fan: It's two hours until kickoff . . .
Oden:  And Shuggarts just got called for his first false start.

slgreen84's picture

Greg: "My son definitely gets his looks from his mother."

UncleBuck's picture

Oden: Brady Hoke forced me to give him a piggy back ride. Fan: your lucky to even be walking
Not really participating for the prize just wanted to enter a caption.

Sofa Kingdom's picture

Greg: Nice set of hooters you got there!
Archie Griffin III: I beg your pardon?
Greg: The owls! They're beautiful!

CowCat's picture

Fan:   OMG wait till my friends see me with Ricky Dudley!!
Oden:   Um, my name is Greg.  I played basketball.

"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer

bvanderhide's picture

"Welp, that's Titus for you."

Dean's picture

Fan: That phallus joke was simply shocking!
Oden: Chill, man, I'm used to it.

Buckeye_Mafia's picture

Oden: "Your mom's knees are worse than mine..."
Dude: "........"

Adolphus Washington is half grizzly bear and half dragon | Noah Spence kills quarterbacks, just to watch them die.

osubuckeye121's picture

Oden: "OH MY GOD... it's Wayne Newton! Can I be your bodyguard? I'd die for ya."

A beer in the hand is worth two in the fridge.

ARMYBUCK's picture

I dont care if you do think he's too tall to be Malcolm Jenkins, just take the picture before he gets away and we'll figure it out later!

DaBears's picture

(Looking at Elika) Damn ... I didn't even think Brady Hoke could eat that much.

kc_buck's picture

FAN: WOW.  Is that really her?
GREG: Yep, made me wanna slap Brutus... if you know what I mean.

muskiehurdler's picture

Fan: What are they doing to Joakim Noah?
Oden: OMG! I love buckeye fans!

Leanenaud's picture

Ok ladies, the next game of cornhole is skins vs. door knockers. Who's in?!

Johnny Ginter's picture

"oh god i hope nobody uses this picture to make jokes about my penis on the internet"

Johnny Ginter's picture



Elika's picture


How firm thy friendship... OH-I-O!

Shock-G's picture

See, I told you Elika was a dude. 

GR8TBUCKS's picture

"Look out for the foul ball"  Greg-'Foul'? I'm so tall I'll shoot those left-handed.'


Jugdish's picture

Fan: I always wanted to whiz off this bridge into the Olentangy.
Greg:'s OK
Fan: Man this water is cold.
Greg: Yeah! But it's not too deep.

Remember to get your wolverine spade or neutered. TBDBITL

Poison nuts's picture

"Thanks for taking this picture with me man...I mean were awesome in Blood Diamond!"
*Damn you Elika - this was supposed to say Lethal Weapon...
/shakes fist

"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill" - Detective Rustin Cohle.

Poison nuts's picture

Wait - can I do another?
Dude - Man... I can't believe Patrick Ewing's an Ohio State fan...
Greg - Awe shit - I bet this dude thinks I'm Patrick Ewing...

"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill" - Detective Rustin Cohle.

Terwilligins's picture

Greg: "It's a cardinal, man."

Guy: "I'm not so sure."

Greg: "Ohio's state bird. Indiana's too. I know a cardinal when I see one."

Guy: "Where's the red feathers?"

Greg: "It's a female, man. Different plumage, not as showy. Where are you from?"

Guy: "Denmark. God I love Ohio"

Et_Tu_OSU's picture

very nice

"The revolution will be televised."

Et_Tu_OSU's picture

"That's my Pi..."

"The revolution will be televised."

The Vest-er's picture

"As soon as this tailgate's over, me and Titus' dad are going to a sweet magic show."

Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.

caveman2683's picture

Fan: "He's not going to lick that is he? Awww man that was on your nut sack!"
Oden: "Yep...."

pjtobin's picture

Fan... You want money from me to get a picture with you?
greg... That's right. And it's extra if we touch. 

Bury me in my away jersey, with my buckeye blanket. A diehard who died young. Rip dad. 

rflowers's picture

Fan:  "Is *that* the guy you sang "Proud to be an American" with?"
Greg:  "Oh helllllls yes it is."


RokBuk's picture

FAN: “Good God Greg!  Did you have to dare him to dunk off a stunt tramp and over a car
while eating City BBQ ?!?”
GREG: “Damn. Look at that mess!  Funny though.”


MAVBuck's picture

Dude: "I thought the camera added lbs. not inches?!?!"

GA Buckeye's picture

I believe Greg Oden has my stapler...

Poison nuts's picture


"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill" - Detective Rustin Cohle.

Ashtabula's picture

Admit it, before you discovered that Mike Conley was going to be the best of the Thad Five, you thought this could have been a picture of Oden and Conley during their recruiting visit.

slovak71's picture

#45: "Keee-rist!! That chick is hot.  What line could we use?"
Greg: "We're professional NBA ballers".
#45: "It will never work."

Hockey Buck's picture

Dang!  They say it about jackals, but look at those weasels gorge themselves!  I know food is included with a charitable donation to this wonderful 'Eat Too Brutus' event, but do bielema and hoke know that the food is for EVERYBODY?

BuckeyeTrappedInSouth's picture

Fan: Did Brady Hoke really just eat that? Gross!
Oden: I bet I can out run Hoke even with my bad knees.

In Urban We Trust

Hockey Buck's picture

Hey Hoke!  The ocean called! They're running out of everything!

gravey's picture

Fan: Damn...Brady Hoke just knocked that old lady over to get to the pork and beans.
Oden:  I think that was his grandma.

3ydncloudofdust's picture

Fan; "Hey Greg, you think I look like Trent Dilfer?"
Greg; (shrugs shoulders) "meh, I don't know. What do you want to like him for?"
Fan; "Helps me with the ladies!"
Greg; "Shoot, man! This is all the help you need!"

"Three things can happen when you pass the ball, and two of them are bad." - Woody


Doc's picture

Well?  Who won?  I'm guessing it wasn't me.

"Say my name."

DJ Byrnes's picture

((Greg Oden's sex tape just cut in on the DirecTV feed))

Californian by birth, Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.