We've teamed up with an anonymous donor to offer two VIP passes to Eat Too, Brutus to the comment with the best caption for this photo from last year's event.
Simply tell us what Greg Oden or the fan next to him (or both) is thinking and that's your entry. If you're worried that your caption skills may not be up to par, tickets remain, but they are moving quickly (we do anticipate that this event will sell out, like it did last year).
The fine print:
- Winner will receive VIP admission for two to Eat Too, Brutus 2012 at the Eat Too, Brutus Hero level.
- Must be 18 or older.
- Deadline for entries is 11pm ET, Friday, September 21.
Good luck!
Comments
"Hey Greg? You're standing on my foot."
"No I'm not."
Nick Porter
All Broad Street (1989 & 1990)
Edit: Downvoters - I was just having a little fun with this reply. Seems to be a lot of comments about Greg Odens privates so I goofed on it a bit. No harm intended - thanks.
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
Good-looking young female off camera: "Hey Greg, I got your text pic, call me later."
“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.” - Woody
NOT PICTURED: Greg Oden's new prosthetic legs.
I wouldn't cheer for Michigan if they were playing the Taliban.
Holy sh--, Greg! There's a python on the loose and it appears to be pointed in this direction!
Fan: "I can't believe he really did it"
Oden: "Yup. Shelly told him no, so he renamed his son "Nate John Simon Meyer". Look at the back of Nate's game day jersey."
Fan: "Damn. Now THAT'S a grown-ass man's name."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
"Wow. That's impressive."
"Well, I only took out enough to win..."
"Sarcastically, I'm in charge."
tBBC
Fan: "Wait, you mean this Eat Too Brutus is going to involve Greg Oden swallowing a fan whole?!"
Greg Oden: "Yup"
Because I couldn't go for three. -Woody-
Hey Arch. You know if they had fed me better when I was here, my legs wouln't be so fragile today.
I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.
Greg: "It's right there"
Fan: "Where? I don't have that perspective Greg"
Greg: "Oh right, well, the schott is past those trees."
"What do you need water for, Sunshine?!" - Coach Coombs, if you don't love this man, you have no soul.
Two men, with equal odds of having successful careers in the NBA!
An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches
winner!
Anonymous Dude: Wow I've never seen one that big.
Greg: Hehe....Let me get my Iphone.
Fan: You're joining the national wheelchair basketball association?!
...there goes my shot at MVP...
Fan: Where are they taking all those enormous fans?
Oden: They're installing them in the locker rooms. The visitor's hotel called over to tell the AD that Brady Hoke has indicated he would like franks-n-beans for his pregame meal.
Dude: Wow Elika is even hotter in person!!!!
Greg: Elika? I was checking out Ramzy!
...
Oden: "I don't think that's him."
Fan: "Yeah it is. You don't recognize Titus without a Nerf dart stuck to his sack."
Bingo
What this thread really needs are more jokes about Greg Oden's enormous feet.
Because we couldn't go for three.
You know what they say about a guy with big feet...
He wears big shoes.
Damn LeBron, you're looking rough.
Fan: It didn't look that big on the camera
Greg: Why else would I have needed those knee surgeries?
Fan-"Oh my God! Taurian, look! Over there...is that Greg Oden?"
Greg-" **long exhale.....ya, must be...."
4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off
The last time I was in a picture with a prick like this it made national headlines.......
Kevin
OH!!!!!
Proud parent of a Senior at The Ohio State University
(TEN SECONDS BEFORE THE PIC)
Fan: "and my wife Cindy, son Brandon, and there's our oldest home from college, Elize-"
~oden interrupts~
Oden: "Elizebeth"
Fan: "Yea.....howdyou....?
~Elizebeth yells from off camera~
Elizebeth: "HEEeey Grreeeg" (giggles)
Oden: "Smile Dad "
(PHOTOGRAPHER: "SAY CHEEEESE")
*edited
I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.
This prick may be a big fan but he is not the biggest I've been pictured with
Kevin
OH!!!!!
Proud parent of a Senior at The Ohio State University
Surprisingly, the guy on the left is twice Oden's age.
Taquitos.
#Horray RedStripe
#Horray Beer
#Horray Making New Beer Friends - "unofficial new tailgate brand of choice..."
http://www.redstripebeer.com/
Greg Oden and fan look on in disgust as JB Shugarts gets a head start at the buffet line
Our winner, ladies and gentlemen.
Diff'rent Strokes II
"How do you know Greg's is bigger than mine?" "Oh crap it is"
Casey
Fan:...Isnt that Adam Richman and isnt he eating a Dagwood Sandwich?
Greg Oden: Damn i ate one of those for a snack last night
Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.
Dude: My God have a look at that sausage!
Greg: Sausage? I got my eyes on the Brisket!
Fan: "That...that gruesome eating style...."
Oden: "Titus gets hungry, yo."
Nicholas Eckert
vidstudent
Initial reaction of shock and disgust before realizing that Joakim Noah is wearing pants and they just saw the hair on his head.
Oden- "Yeah the water's cold in the urinal"
Dude "chea"
Holly Cow! Can you beleive the size of Brady Hoke?
Oden: Looking at this group of bloggers...I should have worn my Urkel costume.
I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis
"Hey Greg, I'll trade you my knee for your . . ."
Fan: So that's Bret Beilema eh ?
Oden: I thought that was the Badgers mascot!
Oden: Hurry up and take the picture before this guy falls off the step stool.
Quick, guess which one of us is older!?!
Photographer: Alright, cheese on three. One, two...uh Greg...your uh...
Fan: Good god, Greg, u got to be kidding me. My kids are right there!
Oden: Sorry, bro. This is how I pose.
Greg Oden and 2011 Eat Too, Brutus attendee share a comical and shocking moment while getting a glimpse of Bret Bielema's Zoosk profile.
She was all of 6’4” and appeared to be quite beautiful. Unfortunately for Greg however, from his vantage point, he was unable to see what dangled down below.
Rabid Dog
Fan: I've seen his junk....
Oden: God I hope this guy isn't thinking about that picture of my junk....
Fan: "So you are telling me she (daughter) was hooking up with a guy who likes Michigan back in 09. HOW COULD SHE!?
Oden: "Yup, dont worry, that was a long time ago. MA BAD (scuffs the fan's shoe on accident).
"I think I want to win that sock in the raffle."
"Yeah I was looking at that sock too"
Greg Oden: (5... 4... 3... 2...) "alright have a nice day."
guy: "hey do you need a body guard?! i'd take a bullet for ya!"
Fan: Big men just aren't as marketable greg.
Greg: But, check this out. You need sophisticated? I got sophisticated. Maybe a little more dynamic? I'm a chameleon. You still think big men can't sell??? Boom!
Nick
fan: It's two hours until kickoff . . .
Oden: And Shuggarts just got called for his first false start.
Greg: "My son definitely gets his looks from his mother."
Oden: Brady Hoke forced me to give him a piggy back ride. Fan: your lucky to even be walking
Not really participating for the prize just wanted to enter a caption.
Greg: Nice set of hooters you got there!
Archie Griffin III: I beg your pardon?
Greg: The owls! They're beautiful!
Fan: OMG wait till my friends see me with Ricky Dudley!!
Oden: Um, my name is Greg. I played basketball.
"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer
"Welp, that's Titus for you."
Fan: That phallus joke was simply shocking!
Oden: Chill, man, I'm used to it.
Oden: "Your mom's knees are worse than mine..."
Dude: "........"
"We have a quarterback, obviously, that's kind of ridiculous running the ball." - Urban Meyer
Oden: "OH MY GOD... it's Wayne Newton! Can I be your bodyguard? I'd die for ya."
A beer in the hand is worth two in the fridge.
I dont care if you do think he's too tall to be Malcolm Jenkins, just take the picture before he gets away and we'll figure it out later!
(Looking at Elika) Damn ... I didn't even think Brady Hoke could eat that much.
FAN: WOW. Is that really her?
GREG: Yep, made me wanna slap Brutus... if you know what I mean.
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/28900000/Buckeye-Sexy-ohio-state-...
Fan: What are they doing to Joakim Noah?
Oden: OMG! I love buckeye fans!
Ok ladies, the next game of cornhole is skins vs. door knockers. Who's in?!
"oh god i hope nobody uses this picture to make jokes about my penis on the internet"
AND THEN GREG ODEN SAYS...
*rimshot*
OH MY GOD, DANNY GLOVER'S DAD WAS AT EAT TOO, BRUTUS 2011?!
How firm thy friendship... OH-I-O!
See, I told you Elika was a dude.
Round on the ends and hi in the middle.
http://www.buckeyextra.com/con...
"Look out for the foul ball" Greg-'Foul'? I'm so tall I'll shoot those left-handed.'
MY BUTT'S SO BIG, I SPLIT MY PJ BOTTOMS
Fan: I always wanted to whiz off this bridge into the Olentangy.
Greg: Oh...it's OK
Fan: Man this water is cold.
Greg: Yeah! But it's not too deep.
"Thanks for taking this picture with me man...I mean wow...you were awesome in Blood Diamond!"
*Damn you Elika - this was supposed to say Lethal Weapon...
/shakes fist
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
Wait - can I do another?
Dude - Man... I can't believe Patrick Ewing's an Ohio State fan...
Greg - Awe shit - I bet this dude thinks I'm Patrick Ewing...
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
Greg: "It's a cardinal, man."
Guy: "I'm not so sure."
Greg: "Ohio's state bird. Indiana's too. I know a cardinal when I see one."
Guy: "Where's the red feathers?"
Greg: "It's a female, man. Different plumage, not as showy. Where are you from?"
Guy: "Denmark. God I love Ohio"
This wins haha
very nice
"The revolution will be televised."
"That's my Pi..."
"The revolution will be televised."
"As soon as this tailgate's over, me and Titus' dad are going to a sweet magic show."
Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.
Fan: "He's not going to lick that is he? Awww man that was on your nut sack!"
Oden: "Yep...."
Fan... You want money from me to get a picture with you?
greg... That's right. And it's extra if we touch.
Bury me in my away jersey, with my buckeye blanket. A diehard who died young. Rip dad.
Fan: "Is *that* the guy you sang "Proud to be an American" with?"
Greg: "Oh helllllls yes it is."
RB
FAN: “Good God Greg! Did you have to dare him to dunk off a stunt tramp and over a car
while eating City BBQ ?!?”
GREG: “Damn. Look at that mess! Funny though.”
RokBuk
Dude: "I thought the camera added lbs. not inches?!?!"
I believe Greg Oden has my stapler...
Genius!
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
Admit it, before you discovered that Mike Conley was going to be the best of the Thad Five, you thought this could have been a picture of Oden and Conley during their recruiting visit.
#45: "Keee-rist!! That chick is hot. What line could we use?"
Greg: "We're professional NBA ballers".
#45: "It will never work."
Dang! They say it about jackals, but look at those weasels gorge themselves! I know food is included with a charitable donation to this wonderful 'Eat Too Brutus' event, but do bielema and hoke know that the food is for EVERYBODY?
Fan: Did Brady Hoke really just eat that? Gross!
Oden: I bet I can out run Hoke even with my bad knees.
Jim Tressel vs. Rich Rod = Urban Meyer vs. Brady Hoke
Hey Hoke! The ocean called! They're running out of everything!
Fan: Damn...Brady Hoke just knocked that old lady over to get to the pork and beans.
Oden: I think that was his grandma.
Fan; "Hey Greg, you think I look like Trent Dilfer?"
Greg; (shrugs shoulders) "meh, I don't know. What do you want to like him for?"
Fan; "Helps me with the ladies!"
Greg; "Shoot, man! This is all the help you need!"
Well? Who won? I'm guessing it wasn't me.
((Greg Oden's sex tape just cut in on the DirecTV feed))
If nothing else: Marionaire.