"Oh yeah," he said. "I think (scouts) really will be watching this game tomorrow night because it's two great big men going up against each other. I'm an underrated big man and he's a lot overrated as a big man."
Taking it a step further, Dorsey predicted a big game:
"I'm going to have a 20-rebound night," he said.
In case Dorsey didn't quite yet convince you he was on crack, he closed with this nugget:
"I'm Goliath," he said of his individual battle with Oden. "He's the little man."
It's time for Oden to answer the bell. The Final Four awaits.