The NFL isn't a replacement for college football. And, if you're dumb enough to be a fan of the Browns or Bengals (like me) then it is really only a replacement for setting your back hair on fire and having a blanket made of sea urchins smother it out.
But Buckeye alums are absolutely tearing it up in the league, which is a welcome distraction from the utter inanity that is the horse race surrounding this whole Big Ten thing (and also a reminder that we need to say goodbye to a couple of dudes in the process).
Look: a vote will happen. Eventually. The B1G will probably decide to play some games. Those games will probably start sometime in mid to late October. Beyond that, I have no damn clue about the whys and wherefores and pretty much no one else does, either. Which is fine! Because at this point you might as well just kick up your feet and enjoy the ride.
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0:00 Very excited for this podcast to be obsolete within five minutes of publication.
25:25 The NFL is... good? (Well, no, not exactly, but Ohio State players are good in it).
38:31 SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE COME ON ALL TOGETHER NOW!