Former Ohio State wide receiver and current American patriot Joey Galloway probably throws the best private Fourth of July party in the world. Galloway's annual fireworks cache puts some American cities' to shame.
This year is no exception, as Galloway posted his 2017 haul to Instagram on the eve of the American holiday. It would seem he spent even more money than in 2016:
Death, taxes, @Joey_Galloway shooting off more fireworks than you. pic.twitter.com/Q3u92QAPMC
— Eleven Warriors (@11W) July 3, 2016
Best of luck to the small army undoubtedly required to set those fireworks off in a timely manner. I'll be standing a safe distance away from the blast radius while drinking Zimas with Jim Tressel.
Update: Looks like it went off with out a hitch.
Another successful year in the books. Happy 4th of July. pic.twitter.com/Vs3f6A9ItU
— joey galloway (@Joey_Galloway) July 4, 2017
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